I send them out at night to sneak into your homes while you sleep and steal information.
My network of trained pigeon spies is unrivaled.
*coo*
EDIT: This was post 1,000. This. This. Dammit.
Dang FEATHERED RATS
Congratulations on completely blowing your 1000th post! I'm honoured to have it eternally enshrined in my thread.