What am I, chopped liver? Your definition of nobody needs a bit of fine tuning.
Though I guess the answer is "Once somebody writes one!" since the devs seem to have their plate full at the moment.
Yeah the expected answer is obvious, but it also kinda proves my point too. If someone wants a DILF in the game, they need to write it, yet nobody has bothered to actually do that. It's why I say "nobody", because we're years into the game and not one fuckable DILF has been written as far as I can remember.
On one end, it is somewhat of an exaggeration, as there ARE people that want it. Hell I certainly do, I got a helluva kink for daddies and an awakened daddy dom fantasy fetish. :U
BUT on the other end, nobody wants it enough to where they would be motivated by that want to actually try and write a decent submission into the game. And as long as nobody writes it, that demographic will never ever get it. It's that lack of seeing someone actually try to write one that leads me to say that nobody wants a sexable one to begin with. If I had any experience in writing men, and wasn't intimidated by getting rejected or get my asshole torn into on review, or if I wasn't such a fricking procrastinator reeeee I probably would've written one myself. I don't have the mounds of money to comm one either, especially since the vast majority of writers that write this game prefer to write women, which lessens my options even more.
Plus I'm just gonna say when I say I want daddies I absolutely mean one that will fuck the PCs I play too, which are traps, males basically, meaning I'm asking for DILFs/daddies that cater to M/M (Be it including M/F or being soley gay focused), a very small minority and thus lessening his appeal more than he already is just for being a dude and not a chick. I say this because I know if I was to ask for DILFs and someone writes one, that DILF will very likely be straight-focused, meaning I wouldn't even be able to touch him to begin with and thus only adding to my frustration 100x more by putting one in that I cannot even interact with. In TiTS I think Ciaran is the only DILF that will at least screw a feminine dude at the most, but the others that are either there or planned are M/F exclusive, leading to said frustration. I don't wanna have to play a PC type I'm
so absolutely not into playing (in this case chicks) just to get the content I want. :V