CSB.
I'm 5 foot 1 and I clean ovens for a living...I feel boring after going through this thread.
Well look on the bright side. Your working, I am yet to be there. Still with my parents, so in that aspect your living the life bro xD
...Yeah you can shoot me in the foot later Xp
But in all seriousness, I stumbled across CoC because of a FJ user long ago
I hope your parents walk in on you masturbating to a CoC scene. Best choice I ever made was leaving the roost.
Out of curiosity has anyone ever been walked in on masturbating? I live with two girl room mates. I've had one of them walk in on me, but thankfully I managed to hide it under the sheets. I'm not sure if they figured it out or not...
Ayeeeee, well probably wasn't from me cause that's how I got here
I'm five feet and nine inches tall. I am a male who is currently a freshman college student. The degree I am currently working towards is general studies, because I am unsure what skills I have.
My hobbies include playing video games, running occasionally, and reading things on the internet (smut, forum posts, and others).
Maybe you should think less about "what skills you have" and more about what you like to do? It's very easy to acquire skills if it's something you enjoy doing.
I never thought about taking that approach.
I hope your parents walk in on you masturbating to a CoC scene. Best choice I ever made was leaving the roost.
That's not something you wish to anyone.
Out of curiosity has anyone ever been walked in on masturbating? I live with two girl room mates. I've had one of them walk in on me, but thankfully I managed to hide it under the sheets. I'm not sure if they figured it out or not...
Lol. They probably already know about it. Though quite glad they don't talk too much about the matter. Seeing as they already threw out a few of my "prized possessions" already ^~^;
I think my younger bro has a few times (though not too sure cause I'm usual in bed with my laptop screen covered and such), but even if he had, much like the rest of my family doesn't say much of it. Though it might be out of pittance to the fact that he actually has a GF RL..
You should never have assumptions about the way people would react to something. I would have never cleared or fully enjoyed my first English-translated hentai visual novel all those years ago if it wasn't for my English tutor at the time. Who also happened to be my grandmother.
@October: Wait until you've been front line in retail 11 years like me ... let's just say I view most people as parasites anymore, and I can't wait for an opportunity to change the job sector I work in.
Oh my.
I've probably developed misanthropy over the few years but have been able to keep it together. You though, you must have the patience of a saint.
*new fact of my life* Just stayed up for 3 days straight my sleeping pills aint working help please.
This'll be my first post since the forum got updated, seems appropriate. I'm a schmo working 40 hours a week overnight at a Dunkin Donuts. I'm working towards an associates in Computer Science. I'm a programmer and build/work on computers as a hobby. Also art sometimes. 6', 180 lbs, taken, bi, green as fuck, and apparently not much of a mystery. I'm just one step away from becoming Shrek. But I refuse to move to the swamp so here I am. How are you guys?
Doing absolutely great being called satans child by my family for not being a christian.
Oh come on is that all? Have you even sacrificed a babby to the Dark one before? I doubt it. Your parents are over-reacting but since you live with them I'd probably just conform till you can afford your own place and pay taxes. That'd get them off your back I'd think.
I don't live with them they just send threats and alot of dead rats they really like the old testament.
I would get a pet boa, name it satan, and feed them the rats. That'd be something. Or name it jesus and ask it to forgive your sins, offering the rats in exchange.