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What is your favourite WH40K faction?


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RanmaChan

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That was really good. I quite enjoyed that you had a Tech Priest in there, they don't get as much love as they should. I still don't really understand the numbers though. You write:

an entire solar system has appeared seemingly out of thin air with ship designs never before seen by any race and dozens of planets that should not existed now remains stationary within this region of space.

Among those planets is Cadia (Full strength).

Addendum: Only Shepherd and his crew as hero team, vs Ursakar E. Creed long service and the armies under his command. As the Citadel have the home field advantage, the Imperial Guard will have the Titan Legions within their retinue as a means to balance the logistics of quality vs quantity. I want a nice messy fight involving starships, planetary bombardments, brains exploding by means of psychic powers, and honest to Emperor boots on the ground.

So you have Cadia, or the entire Cadian system, at full strength? If it is not the Cadian system, what other planets are there, and of what consequence are they? How much of the Segmentum Obscurus Battlefleet is there?
What are the Citadel races fielding? Is this pre or post Reaper incident? Cause if it is after the Reaper incident then they will have a severely depleted force, but if it is before the Reaper incident then they just might make the Mass Effect humans (don't remember what they are officially called) fight the Imperials on their own, seeing as how it might be looked at as an internal human vs human problem.
 

Endwar

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@RanmaChan Finished some edits, the fleet strength of the respective races should be clearer now.

Sure thte Council can say its a human problem, but it wont be for much longer when xenocide of the Batarians would serve come as a rude awakening. That's what I was hoping for with the Batarians; how do you respond with a force that is fully capable of killing planets in its wake. At least with the Covenant glassing, worlds can still recover. Not the Imperials, they have shells the size of apartement buildings, and are fully capable of destablizing the planet's biosphere to utter annihilation.

The message was to be a wakeup call that this is no longer an internal human problem, this is to the Citadel's eyes just unprovoked slaughter.

At least thats how I hoped to convey.
 
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Ormael

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So my explanation of favoring Tyranids due to been quite similar to Zergs was enough or I need axapnd more on the reasons for the choice I made? @RanmaChan

And I do was tempted to make dark elves not been so lone ones without vote but.... zergish Tyranids still won xD
 

RanmaChan

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So my explanation of favoring Tyranids due to been quite similar to Zergs was enough or I need axapnd more on the reasons for the choice I made? @RanmaChan

And I do was tempted to make dark elves not been so lone ones without vote but.... zergish Tyranids still won xD

Your explanation is perfectly valid Ormael. The Tyranid are a lot like the Zerg in many ways, which is why I love them so much myself. Also, its not dark elves, it is Dark Eldar :p

All the planets aligned to Cadia's subsector. The force's fleet strength is after Abbadon's 12th Black Crusade of the Gothic War. Any regiments or battle fleets present at the time before the first strike of the 13th Black Crusade, will be present

I know I am biased, but with this right here I think the Imperials would win. All of the forces at Cadia after the 12th Black Crusade and right before the 13th Black Crusade? All of the Cadian subsector, not just the system? That means that the Imperials would get Battlefleet Cadia, Battlefleet Gothic, and Battlefleet Agripinaa (possibly more) equaling out to over several hundred escort class ships, hundreds of cruiser class ships, with nearly 35 full battleships, if not more.

Even if you just have Battlfleet Cadia, which has 21 escort squadrons, 12 cruiser squadrons, and 12 battleships, based on fleet strength alone, and the abilities of Imperial ships, I think that they would win. Imperial escort class ships are around 1km to 2km in length depending on type. In Mass Effect the largest ship the Citadel races have are dreadnought class, with the largest being 800m to 1km depending on type. Mass Effect 1 takes place in 2183, and in that year the Citadel forces read like this: 'As of 2183, the turians had 37 dreadnoughts, the asari had 21, the salarians had 16, and the Alliance had 6 with another under construction.' That means the smallest Imperial ship dwarfs the largest Citadel ship, and where the Citadel forces have 80 dreadnoughts, the Imperials (with just Cadia) would have hundreds of escorts. Then you add the cruiser squadrons (4km to 6km in size), then you add the battleships (8km to 12km in size).

The fact that they would have more Imperial Guardsmen equipped and ready to fight, than most of the entire populations of some of those alien species, kinda clinches it for me. Especially since they have all of the Cult Mechanicus forces present, including the Collegia Titanica. That means that if the Imperials didn't decide to just exterminate the entire world and just move on to the next, the Citadel forces in Mass Effect have no forces that could actually face Imperial war machines on the ground. The largest tank the Citadel forces are stated to have is the human M44 Hammerhead tank, which (ironically) is very similar to the Tau TX7 Hammerhead, only smaller, with less weaponry and less power. That means a basic Leman Russ Battletank would decimate it, god only knows what a Warhound Titan would do to a group of them.

Then you have Creed, who has been acknowledged as one of the Imperiums finest tacticians and generals since Mecharius, and you have the winning side. Sure, Shepard is a good captain, and a good commander of small squads of men, but Creed has done that as well, then worked his way up the ranks commanding increasingly larger sizes of Imperial forces, and then defended the whole Cadian subsector multiple times, commanding all Imperial forces present. Shepard never actually commanded any large forces, he just parked them at the Citadel and said 'defend.'

Wow, that was a little more depth than I planned to go into. But if anyone has any rebuttals I would be glad to hear lol.
 

Ormael

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@RanmaChan So which one race was your choice then? Also Zerg...errr Tyranids?

Also somehow I just can't not call Dark Eldars a space dark elves :p
 

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Noone give Dark Eldars any point? Heresy!!! I shall led them a hand or other appendix cuz who like normal weakiling Eldars? Dark ones are 217% better, right? Forsaked, feared by so many other races and constantly fighting corruption of they own souls.
 

Endwar

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Is that sooo @Agrok, you mean the emo knife ears that hide in their little webway pocket cause their too scared to actually do anything to stem the tide of Chaos by being the biggest jerkass bullies on the suffering of others, just to make themselves feel better?

THEN I SAAAY!!!
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Haha anyway, so like in the original post; is there any reason you like the Dark Eldars? Aside from just the last line, details would be nice.

I also dont recall Eldar being corrupted, even their Dark counterpart; they are after all creations of the Old Ones and Slaneesh is merely a byproduct of their engineering. They use the suffering of others to pursue their hedonism in order to stave off from getting trapped inside Slaneesh's belly. So I wouldnt call it fighting the corruption of their soul (their already f'ed up beyond all reason), so much as putting everyone not themselves under the proverbial bus.
 
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Noob Salad

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Chaos isn't even as bad as Trump, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 

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Chaos isn't even as bad as Trump, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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RanmaChan

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@RanmaChan So which one race was your choice then? Also Zerg...errr Tyranids?

Also somehow I just can't not call Dark Eldars a space dark elves :p

Yeah, I also picked the Tyranids as my favourite.
Hehe, a lot of people call the Eldar and the Dark Eldar space elves, cause essentially they are, so don't worry about it xD

Noone give Dark Eldars any point? Heresy!!! I shall led them a hand or other appendix cuz who like normal weakiling Eldars? Dark ones are 217% better, right? Forsaked, feared by so many other races and constantly fighting corruption of they own souls.

I think giving points to the Dark Eldar would be considered heresy, lol. Not giving them points would be considered the right thing to do, according to the Imperial Creed at least.

I also dont recall Eldar being corrupted, even their Dark counterpart; they are after all creations of the Old Ones and Slaneesh is merely a byproduct of their engineering. They use the suffering of others to pursue their hedonism in order to stave off from getting trapped inside Slaneesh's belly. So I wouldnt call it fighting the corruption of their soul (their already f'ed up beyond all reason), so much as putting everyone not themselves under the proverbial bus.

Technically all of the Eldar have been 'corrupted' in one way or another. Because of the sins of their race in creating such a horrific being, they are all cursed to have their souls devoured by Slaanesh when they die. If that is not some sort of corruption I don't know what is. The Dark Eldar are especially cursed, because they decided to continue on their hedonistic path, they must torture and consume the souls of others to protect their own. They are so corrupt, that they can no longer use psychic powers for fear that Slaanesh will notice.

Any thoughts on my analysis of your Mass Effect Vs. Warhammer 40K scenario?
 
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Ormael

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Yeah, I also picked the Tyranids as my favourite.
Hehe, a lot of people call the Eldar and the Dark Eldar space elves, cause essentially they are, so don't worry about it xD

And that why I had hard time...my avaotr is of half drow/half demonesss and it's chara I really fond off. So was hard to not pick two of space elves races instead of zergs ^^

But they see me rolling, exploding.
They hatting the dying in baneling Xplosions. xD
 

SarenSoran

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Any thoughts on my analysis of your Mass Effect Vs. Warhammer 40K scenario?
i thought mass effect had more forces than that
they are free kills against the cadian forces when you describe it like that (especially in space)

and, lol, leman russ tanks being useful and all (in this scenario)
 

Ethereal Dragon

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Yeah, I also picked the Tyranids as my favourite.
Hehe, a lot of people call the Eldar and the Dark Eldar space elves, cause essentially they are, so don't worry about it xD



I think giving points to the Dark Eldar would be considered heresy, lol. Not giving them points would be considered the right thing to do, according to the Imperial Creed at least.



Technically all of the Eldar have been 'corrupted' in one way or another. Because of the sins of their race in creating such a horrific being, they are all cursed to have their souls devoured by Slaanesh when they die. If that is not some sort of corruption I don't know what is. The Dark Eldar are especially cursed, because they decided to continue on their hedonistic path, they must torture and consume the souls of others to protect their own. They are so corrupt, that they can no longer use psychic powers for fear that Slaanesh will notice.

Any thoughts on my analysis of your Mass Effect Vs. Warhammer 40K scenario?

Don't forget the Eldar developed those soul stone thingys in order to prevent their souls be devoured by Slaansesh.
 

RanmaChan

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and, lol, leman russ tanks being useful and all (in this scenario)

Yeah, the Citadel races in Mass Effect are like children when compared to just a single Imperial sub sector, lol.
What do you mean? Leman Russ tanks are always useful, they are the backbone of the Imperial Guard, their workhorse. Kind of like the Shermans of WW2... If Sherman tanks had 120mm guns instead of 75mm, and two side sponson weapons, along with the hull mounted gun.

Don't forget the Eldar developed those soul stone thingys in order to prevent their souls be devoured by Slaansesh.

Soul Stones were developed by the Eldar who decided not to participate in the hedonistic kill-orgies that led to the downfall of their race, and instead decided to live away from their empire on the Craftworlds. Because they did not become depraved like their fallen kin, they were able to protect their souls in other ways, especially psychic ways, where the Dark Eldar couldn't.
 
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Ethereal Dragon

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Yeah, the Citadel races in Mass Effect are like children when compared to just a single Imperial sub sector, lol.
What do you mean? Leman Russ tanks are always useful, they are the backbone of the Imperial Guard, their workhorse. Kind of like the Shermans of WW2.



Soul Stones were developed by the Eldar who decided not to participate in the hedonistic kill-orgies that led to the downfall of their race, and instead decided to live away from their empire on the Craftworlds. Because they did not become depraved like their fallen kin, they were able to protect their souls in other ways, especially psychic ways, where the Dark Eldar couldn't.

yup, I've not read the whole eldar wiki page, it's massive after all but that much I know ;)
 

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@RanmaChan Argh! Bloody timezones, its morning early noon here in the South East Asia, just before I actually wanted to reply to the message. Anyway, I definitely had fun reading your analysis in regards to my post, you have no idea how happy I am inside. I most definitely agree on all those fronts as I wanted to bring a more personal scenario to the Mass Effect Universe.

The Reapers are very much ideal as the 'end of all things' antagonist as their numbers are never really stated and cant just spam because of writer immunity. What lets say guerrilla tactics, I mean the Citadel itself are aware of the opposition (but seriously though only that many Dreadnoughts in total for the Citadel? Not even up to a hundred? I thought that while they have covered 1% of the galaxy thats still gigantic amounts of resources to go around), but Anders despite being overwhelmed was able to create the resistance against the Reapers all the way until the endgame.

Statistical wise of course I expect the Imperial to utterly crush the Citadel into nothing but a memory of their existence. I however am a sucker for the underdog scenario, and wonder if they actually pull it off winning against the Imperials. Make no mistake my money will always be on the Imperium, but you just gotta sometime root for the little guy.

The analysis anyway is of course spot on in the Imperium's favor of pure combat. Thus we go into another facet that we should also consider; movement. The Imperials will and always come out on top every campaign they are up against big and small, from my understanding the means the Tau travel are similar to the Mass Effect race but on a superior level of accuracy, thats still more than capable than of Citadel ships going the distance than the Imperials, as without the light of the Astronomican, they must make do or find the means for them to navigate their way around the FTL issue. Make no mistake the Imperium is and will always be the superior in raw combat in both tactical and strategic scenarios, but what about taking into the account of the subtle and the desperate? Like say doing what Shepherd did in ME2 and blow up a Mass Relay close to the Imperial territory, hit and run tactics or espionage. Can the Citadel survive long enough to turn the tide and to win against the Imperium, or by the time this could hypothetically happen, the Imperium would long annihilated such hopes. After all, 'hope is the first step on the road to disappointment' :3
 
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It's pretty clear that the Imperium would crush the council races if their fleets engage in direct combat. On the ground though I am not that certain. I mean sure the Imperial guard definitely outnumber the council races and they surely have better armor and fire support, but council solider are tough, especially the better trained, better equipped ones. All the tech abilities and biotics can certainly mess things up quite a bit. Imagine a strong biotic deflecting a cyclonic torpedoes or something. Hit and run, infiltration, assassination, sabatoge, that's the way to go.

Also I think the Council races may also have advantages when it comes to cyber warfare. Fearing corruption from Chaos all the cogitaters in the Imperium were kept at a rather rudimentary level, which shouldn't be difficult for the advance VI or AI of the council races to hack and exploit.
 

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a strong biotic deflecting a cyclonic torpedoes

@Dragonspiderkitsune Uuuh... I dont know how you come to that conclusion, but you do realize that Cyclonic Torpedos are ordinance both used in the Great Crusade and 40K as orbital bombardment weapon meant for EXTERMINATUS aka the utter destruction of an entire planet to gut and shatter everything in a fiery inferno. No matter how good biotics can offer, it'll be as good as trying to halt an avalanche with a stop sign. Overwhelming destructive power for the Cyclonic Torpedo, it doesnt help that those individual torpedos are as huge as a skyscraper.

As for soldiers I will never detract their value or dedication; but higher ranking Guardsman and some groups like the Tempestus Scion, Harakoni Warhawks, the Kasrkin and the Death Korp Guardsman have access to pretty exotic weaponry and armor. These people have access to Plasma Weapons, advanced Las Weaponry from the standard fare, Jump Jets from high altitude descent, and not to mention training that Guardsman would have no problem charging at Orks or Daemons even when they are reduced to their shovels, cause they will use them to great effect. Armor, especially Carapace armor are reserved for higher ranking soldiers or special forces where they are not just capable of tanking small arms fire, but low yield plasma weapons, some customized carapace armor are reformed into power armor. Nowhere near anything like Space Marines of course, but they are expensive and deadly in the right hands. Flak Armor however being the most basic will of course be inferior to Mass Effect Armor standards as they are practically sheets in the grands scheme of 40K; do not forget these armor have on occasion save some life, though inferior in personal defense their lasguns will more than make up for that.

As for VI and AI, not entirely incorrect; Thats what the Tech Priests are for, their integration with machinery makes them on level or superior to VIs or AIs. This is especially true higher ranking Magos as they will always have superior computational ability as calculating as AIs; they are rare yes, but they exist. Another that can hamper VIs and AIs is the 'machine spirit' it is not all hokey nonesense. Some (not all, they are rare) technology in the Imperium once they have been made, or even by accident, can develop strong personalities and will that are capable of thought and some measure of individuality, hence why some can fall to Chaos and some dont; this is an example of the Mechanicus's hypocrisy and secret knowledge where if it fits in their agendas an AI is merely a powerful and sacred Machine Spirit. Good examples of these personalities include Imperial Knights and Titans especially those of Warlord Class and above.

A perfect example of a particularly strong-willed machine spirit from the Crimson Fists; Long after the Land Raider Crew of 'Rynn's Might' have perished during the war on Rynn's World the Land Raider from the Crimson Fists Chapter of its own volition, started running, trampling, and shooting at every Ork within the vicinity in order for the Orks to divert their attention from fleeing Imperial survivors. When it finally was disabled, its ammo reserves depleted, and its tread tracks all but mangled, Rynn's Might opened its bay doors in a false sense of security for the Orkz to plunder its insides, only for the Land Raider to trap them inside and overloaded its plasma reactor to critical until it finally exploded, taking the Orkz inside and any Ork near it.

Still though, you are correct in that guerrilla tactics, espionage, and cyber combat will help in the long run.
 
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Endwar

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Hey @RanmaChan looky lookie another 'gift' from the Necrons for you!

"Ports outta here before Ranmachan could get the chance of siccing her pet Stormlord in my buttcheeks"

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Astra Militarum for me (Side note: the laziest case of copy writing I have ever seen; I think there codex only refers to them as that like 4 times, once a piece on the front and back cover and two other other mentions, the rest of the time their just the Imperial Guard)

I love the IG for what they stand for: Their the little guy, the average dude conscripted into the army against horrors from beyond the star and the deepest darkest reaches of mankind's minds. They are pretty much outclassed by everything they fight and their commanders can sometimes be just as much as a threat as their enemies. The IG still fights though in the face of insurmountable odds, they keep slogging through the ditches, the acid spit, daemons or whatever else it is. The Imperium needs them and they won't fail it.

I actually like the change to the Tau in 7th ed. Previously they were hands down the best race, because they were the only race who was wholly good. Now they are morally grey like the rest of the universe.

Seriously screw the Dark Eldar though; the basically caused the birth of Slaanesh but since they were to busy partying in the Webway they got away unharmed.
"Hey guys we just killed most of our species and gave birth to a Choas god. Maybe we should change our ways?"
"Screw that noise, now come here so I can rip your spleen out and make a violin out of it while I screw the wound."
 
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I have an excellent relationship with the Chaos Gods. Nobody respects Tzeentch more than I do. The Eldar were involved in the worst trade deal in the history of all trade deals. We should be able to penetrate the universe. A lot of things are done with the Imperium including some bad things.

I hope you enjoyed this rate Pentashitpost. It's still in beta though and not available to regular consumers so feel free to provide feedback.
 
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@Garn Welcome to the fight! Fellow citizen of the Emperor we present to you this meme in honor of you tipping the scales against the xenos and heretics; you do He who sits upon the Golden Throne proud! Onwards fellow Guardsman, show them why you are the Hammer of the Emperor!!!

*Turns on Loyalist Filter*

Awesome! Thats basically the beauty of the Imperial Guard, they're just normal people fighting against the insanity of the universe they live in with every fiber of their being. Btw when were they called Astra Militarum? It sounded recent.

Statistically speaking, in a way if they there as you say wholly good, then there would be no reason for Commander Farsight to create his splinter group if they were true blue good. Realistically they would have some elements that are distasteful to Farsight that they dont agree with the kind of universe they live (Not that they are even aware or comprehend the real danger of the universe)
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Ormael

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@Garn Way how you desc Dark Eldars become what they are now similar to demons from CoC :D When I read it it does have similariites maybe beside the part of giving birth to any god. Heh was the Fen ispired when making his first game by Dark Eldars creation?
 

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Yeah they need still get to part of give a birth to actual god even if it's not chaos one while keep fucking everything they can catch in Mareth ;)

Or maybe few more things to be but they seems to been on the same path as Dark Eldars just not going all the way to the end of the road ^^
 

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@Endwar Alright deflecting a cyclonic torpedo is probably too far fetched. But you get the point I was trying to make right? We've seen in the Mass Effect universe that strong biotics can deflect enemy fire and turn it around, even taking down entire ships with it. I was just thinking if they turn a few of the more heavy hitting stuff the imperium had on themselves the destruction would be epic.

Anyway, since we've finally got a Dark Eldar vote. Let's talk about Dark Eldar! I must say for a group of people who murder-fucked so much that it literally created a god they certainly are not...how should I put it.....Appetizing? I mean I'd bang a Battle Sister or a Banshee any day, hell I'll even rub my bone against that cold and smooth Necron booty if given the chance(Perhaps that's my adrenaline boner confusing me? Anyway.) But Dark Eldar? I don't know.....I think it's a case of trying too hard to be cool.
 

Ormael

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Well the same can be said about Tyranids Dragon. THey are first made then broken down to be reabsorbed and generaly are sort of zergs but not like Kerrigan was zerg but zergy zergs :p Would you also had thoughts to fuck any Tyranid? Some races wasn't made there to be fitting to be viewed as someone to fuck :D
 

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@RanmaChan Argh! Bloody timezones, its morning early noon here in the South East Asia, just before I actually wanted to reply to the message. Anyway, I definitely had fun reading your analysis in regards to my post, you have no idea how happy I am inside. I most definitely agree on all those fronts as I wanted to bring a more personal scenario to the Mass Effect Universe.

from my understanding the means the Tau travel are similar to the Mass Effect race but on a superior level of accuracy, thats still more than capable than of Citadel ships going the distance than the Imperials, as without the light of the Astronomican, they must make do or find the means for them to navigate their way around the FTL issue. Make no mistake the Imperium is and will always be the superior in raw combat in both tactical and strategic scenarios, but what about taking into the account of the subtle and the desperate? Like say doing what Shepherd did in ME2 and blow up a Mass Relay close to the Imperial territory, hit and run tactics or espionage. Can the Citadel survive long enough to turn the tide and to win against the Imperium, or by the time this could hypothetically happen, the Imperium would long annihilated such hopes. After all, 'hope is the first step on the road to disappointment' :3

Time zones do suck. I am glad you enjoyed reading my response, I had a lot of fun analyzing the scenario, lol.

The Tau actually have the slowest interstellar travel speed of all the races in Warhammer 40K. They do not use Warp Drives, and even if they had the technology they wouldn't be able to use it, they don't have Psykers. That is why their expansion has been so slow, and always done in planned phases. What they do is kind of, skip, or surf along the surface of the Immaterium, rather than diving through it like the other races do (sans the Eldar with the Webway and the Necrons with what ever techno-sorcery they use). Tyranids travel through the Immaterium, but Chaos doesn't have an effect on them because they have no souls.

Citadel ships are able to use the FTL Mass Effect relays using Element Zero fuel, but if they don't have fuel, or access to those relays, their ships are extremely slow. It says here: '...still use conventional thrusters (chemical rockets, commercial fusion torch, economy ion engine, or military antiproton drive.' All of these types of engines also use fuel (other than ion engines, but they are slow as fuck), and none of these engines are anywhere near a match for regular Imperial ships and their massive self sustaining plasma engines.

So the Imperium of Man could theoretically (even without the light of the Astronomican to guide them), outmaneuver the Citadel forces simply by parking 'blockade' fleets around the relays, ambushing any ships that come out, then use regular interstellar drives to travel to the different systems and bombard the living fuck out of them. Especially systems that provide the Citadel forces with sources of fuel.

Just remember, the Eldar and Dark Eldar are masters of sabotage and hit and run tactics, and they have had millions of years to practice that kind of warfare, and then use it against the Imperium. I think the Imperials would be able to come up with some sort of counter to what ever hit and run or sabotage efforts the Citadel forces might try to come up with. So yes, I don't think the Citadel should get their hopes up. They don't need hope, they need bigger guns. :p

@DragonspiderkitsuneCyclonic Torpedos are ordinance both used in the Great Crusade and 40K as orbital bombardment weapon meant for EXTERMINATUS aka the utter destruction of an entire planet to gut and shatter everything in a fiery inferno. No matter how good biotics can offer, it'll be as good as trying to halt an avalanche with a stop sign. Overwhelming destructive power for the Cyclonic Torpedo, it doesnt help that those individual torpedos are as huge as a skyscraper.

As for soldiers I will never detract their value or dedication; but higher ranking Guardsman and some groups like the Tempestus Scion, Harakoni Warhawks, the Kasrkin and the Death Korp Guardsman have access to pretty exotic weaponry and armor. These people have access to Plasma Weapons, advanced Las Weaponry from the standard fare, Jump Jets from high altitude descent, and not to mention training that Guardsman would have no problem charging at Orks or Daemons even when they are reduced to their shovels, cause they will use them to great effect. Armor, especially Carapace armor are reserved for higher ranking soldiers or special forces where they are not just capable of tanking small arms fire, but low yield plasma weapons. Flak Armor however being the most basic will of course be inferior to Mass Effect Armor standards as they are practically sheets in the grands scheme of 40K; do not forget these armor have on occasion save some life, though inferior in personal defense their lasguns will more than make up for that.

As for VI and AI, not entirely incorrect; Thats what the Tech Priests are for, their integration with machinery makes them on level or superior to VIs or AIs. This is especially true higher ranking Magos as they will always have superior computational ability as calculating as AIs; they are rare yes, but they exist. Another that can hamper VIs and AIs is the 'machine spirit' it is not all hokey nonesense. Some (not all, they are rare) technology in the Imperium once they have been made, or even by accident, can develop strong personalities and will that are capable of thought and some measure of individuality, hence why some can fall to Chaos and some dont; this is an example of the Mechanicus's hypocrisy and secret knowledge where if it fits in their agendas an AI is merely a powerful and sacred Machine Spirit.

Yeah, Cyclonic Torpedos are used to not only blast the surface of a planet and turn everything into dust, but also to burrow deep to the core of the planet, and shatter the crust, causing such massive destruction that the planet can no longer be inhabited by anything, for the next, I don't know, ten thousand plus years? Also remember, Imperial arsenals have access to Virus Bombs as well, another wonderfully pleasant way to sterilize a planet during Exterminatus.

Actually, I think the flak armor that most Imperial Guardsmen use would provide adequate protection against the conventional solid munition type weapons used by most Citadel forces. Meanwhile, higher ranking Imperial forces and special forces are equipped with Carapace armor, which can stop shots from plasma based weapons, if fired from a distance, and to a more heavily armored section of the body (like you said). I don't think the Citadel forces have laser weaponry, or plasma weaponry, developed to the extent that Imperial forces have, or armor developed to withstand these weapons. Remember, humanity developed these weapons and armors over a time span of 20-30 thousand years, in a time before the Great Crusade. In Mass Effect the year for humanity is 2183, and they have 'appropriated' the technologies used by the other Citadel races, and so are at the current peak of their technological innovation.

What people don't understand is, just because the technology in Warhammer 40K looks ancient, and the people no longer really understand how to use it, doesn't mean that it is shit. The computers and technological systems humans use in Warhammer 40K were also developed over the same time span as the weapobs, making them dozens of times more powerful than people think they actually are. It is the fact that humans no longer really know how to use it to it's full potential that screws them over. However, the automated security (lets say like firewalls) would probably be incredible considering the amount of time humans fought other humans in Warhammer 40K before the Crusade, and after. The fact that Chaos forces use Scrapcode Viruses, demonically enhanced/possessed computer viruses, and that most Imperial technology can withstand this with the right Techpriests around, means that the Citadel races would have a very hard time hacking into these systems, not to mention that these systems are completely foreign to them. How do you hack a computer when you don't know the code? Or the language it is even written in?

Artificial Intelligences were banned back in the Dark Age of Technology, which was actually humanities biggest and brightest time of technological advancement and development. However yeah, this does not mean that humanity didn't create such advanced computer systems for everything from ships, to Titans, to land vehicles, that to the Imperials of today they could be considered 'spirits.' These machine spirits are so advanced that even the Mechanicum of Mars cannot comprehend them. They have the correct instructions (prayers) and schematics (holy documents) to 'communicate' with these 'spirits' and fix the machines, but that is all. Good luck to the Citadel races trying to figure that out, cause after ten thousand years the instructions and schematics no longer look like anything we would understand. However, these are not AIs. These are just very, very advanced computer programs that, can yes sort of, gain a measure of independence, but only when it comes to their specific task.

Hey @RanmaChan looky lookie another 'gift' from the Necrons for you!

*MURDER EYES*
Rule number one of Warhammer 40K club, there is no 7th edition.
Rule number two of Warhammer 40K club, THERE IS NO 7TH EDITION.
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Astra Militarum for me (Side note: the laziest case of copy writing I have ever seen; I think there codex only refers to them as that like 4 times, once a piece on the front and back cover and two other other mentions, the rest of the time their just the Imperial Guard)

I love the IG for what they stand for: Their the little guy, the average dude conscripted into the army against horrors from beyond the star and the deepest darkest reaches of mankind's minds. They are pretty much outclassed by everything they fight and their commanders can sometimes be just as much as a threat as their enemies. The IG still fights though in the face of insurmountable odds, they keep slogging through the ditches, the acid spit, daemons or whatever else it is. The Imperium needs them and they won't fail it.

I actually like the change to the Tau in 7th ed. Previously they were hands down the best race, because they were the only race who was wholly good. Now they are morally grey like the rest of the universe.

Games Workshop, in order to properly copyright the Imperial Guard they currently have had to rename them to the Astra Militarum. However, that only happened recently, and what came out recently? 7th edition. What are the rules of Warhammer 40K club? Hmm? HMMM? Lol. But yeah, that is why they only put the name in there like five times, because no one wants to refer to them as it, but they still wanted to properly copyright their stuff.

The Imperial Guard are amazing all things considered. The foes they defend humanity from are almost all physically superior to them in every way (almost all means everyone but the Tau, huehuehue). Both in strength and agility. Almost all of their foes are also technologically superior to them (almost all means everyone but the Orkz, huehuehue). Yet, the Imperial Guard comes out on top all the time, defeating these foes, and keeping the Imperium of Man standing for the last ten thousand years. The number of all of other types of Imperial Forces is really quite low. For almost every fight the Imperium gets into, it is the Imperial Guard that does the work, and wins. How? Adequate armor and weapons, including aircraft and vehicles, but what is it really? I like to think it is what the Emperor saw, the pure human spirit. Humanity fights and wins because it has to, and so it does, God Emperor damn it.

The Tau were awful in their own way before the GOD DAMN SEVENTH- *calming breath*
The Tau were awful in their own way, they were not good. Yes they accepted all of the alien species they encountered into their empire, but not in a good way. Cultures and values were wiped out and removed, replaced with Tau culture, and what the Tau considered to be moral. The Tau then used these alien species to fight their wars and conquer more territory, throwing them in front of their own Fire Warriors, so that they wouldn't sustain casualties. Only aliens like the Kroot, who have remained a separate culture due to their nearly completely nomadic lifestyle in Warspheres, and unique alien biology, have been spared this fate. Humans on the edge of Imperial/Tau space are allowed to continue worshipping the Emperor, but that is because the Tau know they will revolt and decide to rejoin the Imperium. If you go further into Tau space you will find worlds with humans on them that no longer retain any similarities to Imperial ruled humans. They have had everything that made them different removed, and are now like every other alien race within the Tau Empire.

The only thing 7th edition changed was the fact that Ethereals are now, kinda, sorta, evil? Maybe? Pheromones? Questionmark??? What a dumb concept. The fact that the Tau were, in their own way, dark and evil, and people didn't really understand that, was GREAT. That was EXACTLY what the Tau wanted. To appear awesome, but underneith they actually aren't, and you never get the chance to notice that once they gobble your world up. The fact that the Warhammer 40K fanbase didn't understansd that, and wanted them to be 'more evil' is just a slap to the face at how well written the originally were.

That original reason is why the Emperor, a man who prized reason and rationality above all else, declared that ALIENS ARE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD BE KILLED. Because although they might be friendly, and may not be trying to kill you, they will take away from you what it means to be human.

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CoC is far to vanilla to be anything like the Dark Eldar :p

Comparing CoC demons to the Dark Eldar, or actual Daemons... You, I just, I don't think it can be done. You cannot compare that, lol.

@Endwar Alright deflecting a cyclonic torpedo is probably too far fetched. But you get the point I was trying to make right? We've seen in the Mass Effect universe that strong biotics can deflect enemy fire and turn it around, even taking down entire ships with it. I was just thinking if they turn a few of the more heavy hitting stuff the imperium had on themselves the destruction would be epic.

Anyway, since we've finally got a Dark Eldar vote. Let's talk about Dark Eldar! I must say for a group of people who murder-fucked so much that it literally created a god they certainly are not...how should I put it.....Appetizing? I mean I'd bang a Battle Sister or a Banshee any day, hell I'll even rub my bone against that cold and smooth Necron booty if given the chance(Perhaps that's my adrenaline boner confusing me? Anyway.) But Dark Eldar? I don't know.....I think it's a case of trying too hard to be cool.

What do you mean by biotics? What are you talking about? What do you mean it can deflect enemy fire and take down ships?
I agree with you on every other point. I would go down on a Sister of Battle, or bang an Eldar Howling Banshee. If the Necron was still asleep I am sure you could get away with rubbing one out on it/with its cold metallic body. The Dark Eldar though? You are more likely to have every part of your body that could possibly make you feel good cut off, and then they would have sex with any resulting holes, until you died. Or until a Haemonculi decided to turn you into a Grotesque.

Well the same can be said about Tyranids Dragon. THey are first made then broken down to be reabsorbed and generaly are sort of zergs but not like Kerrigan was zerg but zergy zergs :p Would you also had thoughts to fuck any Tyranid? Some races wasn't made there to be fitting to be viewed as someone to fuck :D

I would fuck a Tyranid.

(Edit: That went a lot longer than I initially planned, lol)
 
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So I voted for the imperials even though my pic if of Khorne who I have to say is my favorite chaos God just above Nuergal. I chose the imps because I'm a big fan of the Blood Ravens, and the Imperial Fists.