@RanmaChan In regards to the post in the Myrellion Closet Thread
Hohoho! Is that a challenge Ranmachan! Ewww I feel dirty now that I had to emulate Happosai to get the voice out, he is to me the single most annoying character right up there with that principal. Anyway, haven't you learned nothing from my adorable avatar that is the Imperial Guardsman!!! We will hold the line and no matter what filthy xeno may arrive (a commissar waaay in the back is bound and gagged as the troops under his command sneaked out to get some that alien booty) we will not back down! We will not fall into temptation! We will -a sultry gryvain, leithan, ausar and a pair of red and gold myrs all of them with wide hips, thighs, waist, asses and most importantly BOOBS, passes by and invite him for a romp- Uhhhh...
...MAKE PEACE NOT WAR! *Bolters and Las fires pelted where he previusly stood*
Hops on a Thunder Hawk belonging to the Alfa Legion Chapter with the girls in tow.
That Guardsman would later become the most heretical guardsman in the history of the Imperium, however his knowledge and ability to trade and consort xenos has allowed him to earn the title of a Rogue Trader, where he now commands the Imperial Cruiser the Free Spirit. Although tales of his...questionable marital exploits would have branded him a traitor, his loyalty to the God-Emperor remains true, and even now he continues to pay his tithe.
Within the Battle Barge 'Star Blazer' of the Salamander Successor Chapter: The Sun Sentinels
Chapter Master 'Endwar':*After reading the profile of the former guardsman now Rogue Trader Steele that is now under his protection and retinue*...Well that was a thing.
PS. Btw does this new species have a name yet? and what are they like? I cant wait to 'catch' and 'pitch' with the new race.