Your gripes with CoC II
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The mercenaries are a group. Plural forms are used for groups. And I don't feel like waiting for someone to respond to deliver the punchline. I don't see why there's a problem with using an old SpongeBob quote for humor and changing the structure a bit. And correctly? We literally just angered BubbleLord yesterday because of information you misread and, in hindsight, never even properly cited. I may still agree with your sentiments on the mercenaries, but stones and glass houses and all that.
No I mean, it does not work without "They did?" In the middle. Almost all good jokes come in threes.
It does lack that. But I didn't want to wait for someone to do so. I wanted to use the clip but my computer is having trouble with YouTube today. I think it still works, but it does fell like it's missing something
It does loose a lot of its charm and comedic timing. If I did not know the source, I would be majorly lost.
I mean, this is still Corruption of Champions. That's more or less how things work around here, you beat the snot out of people and then have some fun with them, the MCs in these games have befriended NPCs just the same way. I can see a Dark Knight PC being vindictive about it, but even so it's an unspoken rule in this universe. Certain concessions will be made due to being a porn game.
That's fair but it's also a story driven game. To me there are 2 groups of characters.
Ones I can make concessions for, for example:
1. Lusina. Grew up in the wild after losing her family. Likely has a skewed view on relationships
2. Kitsune. Need to feed to live and take a transactional view of feeding and sex. Likely view their attempts to force feed as a robbery and not rape as a result.
3. Drider queen. Winter driders are rare apparently and the only 2 we see are in dangerous areas. She's probably trying to propagate a potentially endangered species and is using fights as an interview process on who gets to help.
Then there's group 2. The ones that, in a story driven game, I can't make concessions for. Examples are:
1. Imps. They're rape monsters. I mean that's pretty much what they literally are. That and fodder.
2. The Kervus tribe. Their society culture are based on raping and pillaging. And unless I missed some lore, it's not a biological need to bust a nut or they implode.
3.Crazy horses. Again, rape monsters. A tragic fate but that doesn't change their indescrimant attacks
The marks fall squarely into group 2. They're leader wonders off and their second in command focuses on searching for him. What do the rank and file do? Attack everyone, including people they were meant to help and then act like they're doing nothing wrong and run to mommy Jen. A porn game does need a bit more suspension of disbelief yes. But this is still a story and character driven game and some don't like group 2. The thing is unlike Kervus, which we can let benny destroy or ignore after their quest, or the imps which are purely a combat encounter, the merks are a bit harder to avoid. They wonder around Hawkethorne. And it's the ones who attack us. Maybe being the player and getting the brunt makes me biased, but I just can't make excuses for them.
Also I posted this from my phone so sorry for any format and spelling mistakes. Unless it's funny. Then it was intended.
In the Mercs' perspective, try talking to Cait about Boomer (what little she has to say about him, the rare chance he pops up randomly when you go see her in the Frost Hound) ; as for Lusamine... well, she's just a closet sl00t who can't admit she likes a rough fucking - or that's how I see it when you spam Gossip talking to her in the Hound and suddenly Cait vs Lusamine.
And you really only find Lusamine and Boomer in Hawkethorne... that I've found.
I'd waifu Lusina if she'd just let me.
Imps? Unless they're NOT rape monsters or adamant on being hardass merchants (looking at you, Lumi), I'm not really into them. I've found maybe one or two imps that were pretty cool, but only when they weren't walking gangbang traps.
If I recall correctly, Kervus tribe is the orcs, yes? They understand quite well that they can just as easily receive what they give, which is beating the shit out of people, pillaging and kidnapping what and who they deem fit to - not that that would stop them from doing it from what they perceive as survival.
The Cait - crazy horse scene is amusing to me, mostly did out of curiosity and the constant mention of a rigid meatpole barely hidden by whatever passed as a loincloth for him.
And you really only find Lusamine and Boomer in Hawkethorne... that I've found.
I'd waifu Lusina if she'd just let me.
Imps? Unless they're NOT rape monsters or adamant on being hardass merchants (looking at you, Lumi), I'm not really into them. I've found maybe one or two imps that were pretty cool, but only when they weren't walking gangbang traps.
If I recall correctly, Kervus tribe is the orcs, yes? They understand quite well that they can just as easily receive what they give, which is beating the shit out of people, pillaging and kidnapping what and who they deem fit to - not that that would stop them from doing it from what they perceive as survival.
The Cait - crazy horse scene is amusing to me, mostly did out of curiosity and the constant mention of a rigid meatpole barely hidden by whatever passed as a loincloth for him.
Janeen is in the gym. She's the victory scissor option from the encounter with the merks. I actually haven't seen any Boomer scenes but from what I've read, he sounds naïve and probably is being pressured by the others. That's just me guessing though.
Their actions go way beyond trying to survive. They're taking slaves and attacking innocents. And just because they don't hate being on the receiving end doesn't excuse the fact that they're still trying to force it on their victims. I can count on one finger the amount of Kervus members that don't disgust me. It's Rags. Her motives may be utilitarian but that makes her way better than the rest of Kervus.
The Cait and horse scene was funny though.
Youtube's working for me now.
I know it has probably been mentioned but so many half breed races imma flip out if the new bear tf is human based as well. I really just want to find the bastard who keeps murdering all the full bloods.
Considering the Marches is mainly dominated by Lupines because of ancestry, I'm not surprised the majority of other races are halves. Unless they're catfolk, because apparently almost all catfolk are basically humans with cat ears and tails.
And then whoever Berwyn's mother and father were considering he's the only half-Lupine in the game so far, unless PC is made into one (but even then they count as a full Lupine according to the game's racial count system.)
And then whoever Berwyn's mother and father were considering he's the only half-Lupine in the game so far, unless PC is made into one (but even then they count as a full Lupine according to the game's racial count system.)
The TF is a public doc available to everyone, just so your aware.
As for gripes, my one complaint is that the UI for the powers menu in the mobile version is not the greatest. It's a limitation I know, but man does it suck to have half the description of equipped powers not shown.
It's time to become a ubiquitous ursine;
If only the game had something akin to an ushanka...
"Glory to the Marches!"
- definitely not a Papers, Please reference
But now that there's a bear TF coming in..
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone trying to make a TF that makes you taller than 8 feet yet - considering Jotuns tower over 9+ feet and I haven't found any scenes that take your overwhelming height into consideration. But then again, I haven't really been looking.
And it'd be funny if you went toe to toe with Benny in a wrestling match if you could get that tall...
If only the game had something akin to an ushanka...
"Glory to the Marches!"
- definitely not a Papers, Please reference
But now that there's a bear TF coming in..
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone trying to make a TF that makes you taller than 8 feet yet - considering Jotuns tower over 9+ feet and I haven't found any scenes that take your overwhelming height into consideration. But then again, I haven't really been looking.
And it'd be funny if you went toe to toe with Benny in a wrestling match if you could get that tall...
The height limit is intentional, and it's very closely connected to the dearth of hyper content.
Kohaku is so sort short that her body compresses to be smaller than those around her. If you're under her default height, she shrinks. We cannot grasp the true height of Kohaku.
There are more half-Lupines than Berwyn. Anna and Morwen at the farm, Solveig at the inn, the half-Jotun half-Lupine in the Frostwood, and Claire at the stylist. Not sure if the hellhound at the fire temple counts as being half.
Kohaku has the Power of Smol.
Do you think we will get more Anna and Morwen content? I really like Anna.
Ahh, right - forgot about the farmgals because you really only NEED to go there for two things and then they just poofed from my mentality... as for everyone else, I was maybe possibly probably excluding them out of being solely half-lupine, Solveig being orc and frost-puppy being Jotun... butthat'sracism.
Ehhh, I suppose you could ping SKoW since they're her characters. I know I'd love even more content for them but I've no clue if there are any plans for that.
I mean, If we could force ourselves on others sure. But we can not. So I do not see your point.
wow... I think that has to go on the record as the dumbest thing ever said about CoC
By which I mean, us attacking someone cause we feel like it. Usually we only gey victory sex from combat encounter that was instigated by the enemy. Only time we can truly force ourselves on some one else is when we defeat Azy when sparring.
They attacked you. Yeah, it was because you were trespassing. But still not what I have in mind.
You mean rape someone without being attacked? You see a NPC wandering about and your PC fucks them?
They're part of an invading force plaguing the country side. It stops being self defense on their part when they're part of that.
I think corrupt route Azzy is the only one that fits what you want Animalistic. You can just straight up attack her and force yourself on her. I don't think anyone else waits for you to attack first, at least not without trying to rob you at knife/claw/sword/cock point.
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