Your gripes with CoC II

[strawberry_tea]

Ah... last i checked you were a writer... a pretty good one too... you could always give us the 16 page novella on the day we spent petting Gerik.

Wait what the fuck you're right

EDIT: nvm just realised you can pet Gerik w/ Rags I am satisfied

 

[Forget Me Knot]

As I have mentioned on separate occasions, my pc doesn't want to grow a dick and magicocks wouldn't be much of a solution for her either because she doesn't like to wear strap-ons. So, I wish that there was a way that you could have one of your bedicked companions pitch in for you when it comes to Kiyoko's, ugh, breeding prerequisite tbh.

That would be the most ideal compromise for me, at least.

 

[GEESE]

that would fuck up so much of the narrative though? There would be literally zero reason for kinu or kiyoko to care about you if someone else was the babymaker

 

[Forget Me Knot]

that would fuck up so much of the narrative though? There would be literally zero reason for kinu or kiyoko to care about you if someone else was the babymaker

That's why I said most ideal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, I don't particularly care for the whole family aspect tbh. I'm just salty over how heavily-restricted Kiyoko is when it comes to recruitment compared to other companions. Like if she was "just" an npc, I wouldn't really care all that much but the fact that she's a companion and she has all of these barriers if you play a pc that doesn't have a dick leaves a sour taste in my mouth. But meh. Oh, well. I've pretty much given up on ever recruiting her a long time ago tbh. I just thought I'd share my thoughts since this is the thread to talk about your gripes with the game, after all.

 

[GEESE]

so you're upset that the sidestory about babymaking and family is only about babymaking and families? huh...

 

[Forget Me Knot]

so you're upset that the sidestory about babymaking and family is only about babymaking and families? huh...

I'm not so much upset that it exists at all so much as I am that you HAVE to do it in order to even recruit Kiyoko. I'd much rather it just be optional.

Don't read so much into it. It's Not That Deep. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Paradox01]

so you're upset that the sidestory about babymaking and family is only about babymaking and families? huh...

You don't reed to gud, huh?

That's why I said most ideal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, I don't particularly care for the whole family aspect tbh. I'm just salty over how heavily-restricted Kiyoko is when it comes to recruitment compared to other companions. Like if she was "just" an npc, I wouldn't really care all that much but the fact that she's a companion and she has all of these barriers if you play a pc that doesn't have a dick leaves a sour taste in my mouth. But meh. Oh, well. I've pretty much given up on ever recruiting her a long time ago tbh. I just thought I'd share my thoughts since this is the thread to talk about your gripes with the game, after all.

I get it. I enjoyed her content but I can totally see how someone would want her as a companion without her inclusion being gated behind so much dense, niche content.

 

[Forget Me Knot]

I get it. I enjoyed her content but I can totally see how someone would want her as a companion without her inclusion being gated behind so much dense, niche content.

Thank you! It's so nice to reach an understanding!

I don't mind if others enjoy her content — you do you and all that — I just wish that Kiyoko wasn't so heavily-gated because she sounds like an awesome companion to have in battle. I tried giving her orb to Komari in hopes that Kiyoko can just poof into existence without needing chi (a naive hope I know...), thinking that maybe Keros can pull off a godly miracle. Instead, she's just gone forever — which makes me sad all over again.

Oh, well. It just is what it is I guess.

 

[Magenta Needle]

In AronaQuest, we fight BENNY the HILL troll.

Seriously, that's not even a silly mode exclusive pun. How am I supposed to stay focused for the boss fight after seeing this ?

 

[Magenta Needle]

By playing the theme song

Just imagine, the Kervus tribe 's fate is in your hands (also Berwyn's and Brint's), you fight Argoth and Benny in a tent that reeks big dick energy .

A bard thane that barely escaped the lodge orgy just pop and starts playing , the combat goes on with cartoon noises when Brint and Arona hit with their weapons, you crit on dirty trick, and Argoth's scream of pain is being heard all around the Marches.

Not fucks were given this day.

 

[Stemwinder]

Reeeeeally not a fan of the latest Cait developments.

Spoiler

One of the things I like about her is how comparatively normal she is. Just a nobody from nowhere figuring out what she wants to do with her life when her first choice didn't work out. I always thought that was a smart restraint on Savin's part. It gets really cheesy when every girl you meet is a princess.

...but now every girl we meet is a princess.

 

[Animalistic]

Reeeeeally not a fan of the latest Cait developments.

Spoiler

One of the things I like about her is how comparatively normal she is. Just a nobody from nowhere figuring out what she wants to do with her life when her first choice didn't work out. I always thought that was a smart restraint on Savin's part. It gets really cheesy when every girl you meet is a princess.

...but now every girl we meet is a princess.

Spoiler: K

Really? Heh, a royal harlot. Whos idea was it. She can be whatever she wants to be.

As long as we are just friends.
I have to ask, are we able to refuse her advance when it comes to takin her anal virginity? To not give her any false ideas about our relationships?

 

[Magenta Needle]

Dude SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: spoilers

 

[Animalistic]

Dude SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. Can we stay as just friends?

 

[Magenta Needle]

. Can we stay as just friends?

Okay buddy

 

[Paradox01]

 

[Animalistic]

Still no one answered... Can we refuse to take her anal virginity? And with it stop any further advances into lovers.

 

[quickpawmaud]

Not enough unique one handed weapons. I like to play tanks and if I am not going paladin there are not any unique one handed weapon options for warriors. There are like 20 unique two handed weapons though. It is really not fair. I also do not like that you instantly lose when the champion is downed. Also also the companions are very unbalanced and some suck really badly in comparison to the best.

 

[Magenta Needle]

I just figured out while farming gold that most of the Rift drops are underwears, so :
Step 1: collect underpants.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

 

[YEsManKablaam]

Not enough unique one handed weapons. I like to play tanks and if I am not going paladin there are not any unique one handed weapon options for warriors. There are like 20 unique two handed weapons though. It is really not fair. I also do not like that you instantly lose when the champion is downed. Also also the companions are very unbalanced and some suck really badly in comparison to the best.

If you have level 5 cait you can have her use her revive skill on you to keep you alive once per rest which can help if you aren't a tank champion or get a little too much aggro to handle sometimes.

 

[Animalistic]

How we are really lacking in platonic fuck buddies as companions. Only ones that feel like it are Arona and Quint. I would have said Cait but I just learned that we are forced in love path with her if we so much as touch her. I hope that at least with Quint we will not be forced to form any deeper relationships.
Kind of disappointed, not gonna lie.

Edit:Forgot Brint but his scenes feel to lovely doey for my taste with how our character seems to always be on brink on proposing to him.

 

[Savin]

we are forced in love path with her if we so much as touch her

Blatantly untrue.

 

[Animalistic]

S

Blatantly untrue.

Sorry. But you see, sincs Cait giving you her anal virginity is a big deal, I thought being forced to take it locked us in love path. Since she was saving it for someone special. I would still like ability to be able to refuse her, since I am not into her and do not want her to have any funny ideas. And well, it does feel kind of dickish for me to accept her offer even if I do not feel same way. But as long her feelings do not need to be returned equally I am somewhat fine with it. And I like being a dick, so, yeah.

 

[Majincotton]

Not enough unique one handed weapons. I like to play tanks and if I am not going paladin there are not any unique one handed weapon options for warriors.

I do agree with this. I'd like more unique weapons in general tbh. Lances, axes, maybe

 

[SomeNobody]

I do agree with this. I'd like more unique weapons in general tbh. Lances, axes, maybe

Lance, axe, magical chainsaw blade...

 

[Majincotton]

Lance, axe, magical chainsaw blade...

You're a goddamn genius

 

[WolframL]

Since she was saving it for someone special.

Cait is a character, you can't really dictate what she feels about the Champion so you're always going to be special to her regardless of what the player feels or even what the Champion feels.

Note that this isn't some sort of new development, pay attention to her dialogue and you'll see evidence of this well before the last update. It just happens that this is the one where her feelings and the addition of new sex scenes happen to coincide.

Lance, axe, magical chainsaw blade...

I have a feeling that the latter is going to be a hard 'no' because they've already said no magitech weapons, but on the off chance that it did happen through some miracle (it won't, I know) I have a character who would snatch up a magical chainsaw in a heartbeat. xD

In the 'much more likely to actually happen' category, I have another who would love having a lance or failing that, a greatspear of some description.

 

[Savin]

I have a character who would snatch up a magical chainsaw in a heartbeat. xD

If a chainsaw were to ever make an appearance in CoC2, it would be a cameo that I would be describe as.............. Groovy.

 

[Magenta Needle]

Or just pretend your OC makes chainsaw noises while fighting.

 

[Paradox01]

A lance is pretty useless on foot. I would love to see more unique one-handed weapons, though. I asked for them in this thread a while ago.