Wild Mass Guessing
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Somehow, Slaanesh became the most powerful of the Ruinous Powers. And Captain Steele is actually a Primarch.
My WMG is that Brandy in New Texas is saving herself for marriage. Put a ring on her, Steele!
An eldritch abomination born from The Champion "integrating" with both their home realm and Mareth controls the leaders of the largest organizations and encourages conflict to feast upon their souls. This has left the resulting entity with a massive identity crises and a strong desire to end itself if only the other souls resting within it would allow it to do so.
Upon the expulsion of the gluttonous souls, it will change its mind and travel to a different dimension, where it will trip over a rock and fall into a coma. In this comatose state, it dreams of a sentient woodland-like series of otherworldly structures, all of which emit both very strong electromagnetic fields and nano-pheromones. That thing is the final boss.
Upon the expulsion of the gluttonous souls, it will change its mind and travel to a different dimension, where it will trip over a rock and fall into a coma. In this comatose state, it dreams of a sentient woodland-like series of otherworldly structures, all of which emit both very strong electromagnetic fields and nano-pheromones. That thing is the final boss.
Rival!Steele will eventually get sick of being second best to their cousin and decides to start their own company! With blackjack and hookers! And it'll be the best Steele company in the 'Verse!
It folds after six months, embroiled in a scandal involving 16 members of government, the Black Void pirates and a space halibut.
Captain Steele buys it out of pity, rebrands it and makes it the number one casino in the galaxy and allows Rival!Steele to stay on, as a janitor.
It folds after six months, embroiled in a scandal involving 16 members of government, the Black Void pirates and a space halibut.
Captain Steele buys it out of pity, rebrands it and makes it the number one casino in the galaxy and allows Rival!Steele to stay on, as a janitor.
When the last probe is found and Steele has bedded every hole and pole available...
They find out they're only the 5th place slut in the universe, after Kaede, Kiro, Anno and Amara.
They find out they're only the 5th place slut in the universe, after Kaede, Kiro, Anno and Amara.
Steele the Younger becomes megalomaniac after seizing the company, so he dissapears/neutralizes/subdues any other possible heir. He also modifies the company files, making most of the S.Tech greatest achievements done by his father pass as their own, in a Ramesses II kind-of thing.
After a long life, he deems looking for a heir impractical, and opts for instead, cloning himself, reimplanting his mind on a new clone each time that his aged body starts dying.
After a long life, he deems looking for a heir impractical, and opts for instead, cloning himself, reimplanting his mind on a new clone each time that his aged body starts dying.
Eventually Steele goes on to sell this as a "regeneration" process to the galactic elite basically making the rich immortal and gaining untold amounts of fortune... the end...?
But what if the Steele heir is female hmm? Is it the same thing and you just replace the pronouns or is it different?
Oh now you've gone and done it! Now Hugs will find out for sure!
Those other things aside here's one for you.. Victor left Anno on Tarkus because he knew that his heir would eventually go there to find the probe there so that Steele Jr. could enjoy Anno as much as he did! *insert eyebrows raising and lowering emoji here*
Actually, the game kinda implies that to be exactly the case. One of the top scientists sent to the same planet as the probe just before Victor bites it? Whether he wanted Jr to have his sloppy seconds or intended for her (non-sexual) skills to be useful to his heir is the only question. The answer? Whichever you find kinkier.
Why not both? I could totally see Victor playing ultimate post-mortem wingman while also putting Anno on the wrong planet at just the right time.
Probably not even the wrong planet. Vic was around for a long time, probably long enough to pick up bits of information about potential ways to increase his company's profit margin. So if he's heard about lost colony ships from Terra, he probably knows there's something he can turn a profit from. Anno helping out Captain Steele is just a bonus.
The mirco surgeons that were injected at the beginning of the game unlocked the slut in Captain Steele. For proof, Steele was a virgin in genitals and anal along with 0/100 out of all teases.
Even worse, Steele had a chastity belt locked on until Vic died. He didn't want Steele Jr. to overthrow his record as universe's biggest slut while he was still alive to see it.
So Jack/Jill are just typical asshole rich kid antagonists? That's kind of boring, sad.
I like the secretly admiring/inferiority complex idea about them.
At least I can hope for some hate sex ending in the future.
Nah. The black void uses the coc method of recruiting and army for its mooks while the bad assessment kill their way in and form dynasties that spread their blood among the mooks.
The grunts are all fast breeding species made in. High numbers with strict heat cycles mixed with actual mooks done up a pirate version of the treatment.
That's why they have tona of guys with no personality and immunity while their badassess fold to a little or a lot of t and a.
Steele Jr. really wanted a pet when they were growing up. But Bridget, Vic, or whoever it was who was raising Jr. wouldn't allow them.
Jr. is now making up for lost time, which is why they get on so well with Ausar and Kaithrit. And explains the petplay.
Also, when I saw the scene where Shade accidentally activates the probe on Myrellion, I thought that would be the start of Shade/her pirate faction becoming a third player in the race for Vic's inheritance.
Jr. is now making up for lost time, which is why they get on so well with Ausar and Kaithrit. And explains the petplay.
Also, when I saw the scene where Shade accidentally activates the probe on Myrellion, I thought that would be the start of Shade/her pirate faction becoming a third player in the race for Vic's inheritance.
Nah, I'd actually like to have an option to meet Amara in a more peaceful environment. Allow me to quote @Evil on this:
That would certainly be fun. It would be nice if Astra wanted to use the opportunity to take some family pictures.
I was just writing what I thought was going to happen when I first read that scene. I've long since found out that it's possible for Shade to not be present there, so that scene is unlikely to affect the main plot. It's just there as a path where the player and Shade can find out that they're related.
There should be a scene later where you get raided by the pirates and you can phone Amara to resolve the situation.