3' 10'' tall male goblin with a big hammer (and dick), who punishes everything corrupted and evil (in ass if possible).
Well... Someone wachted the SAO abridged series it seems
All I can say is my Champion is a slutty cowgirl with an addiction to Minotaurs. I have nothing else to input about her because she's that shallow.
Being a big, dumb cow with an addition to cum does that to you.
Oh man, I'm a little surprised by all the paladin-types. Definitely more than I expected.
Xila's my default, sort of a "do everything, see everything, fuck everything" gal. Occasionally I give her a dick, but generally I play her as this voluptuous-fertility-goddess-type. Not really seductive so much as she just likes sex. Constantly pregnant, been knocked up multiple times by anything that can have kids, but generally pretty pure and sweet-hearted. White hair+dark skin combo with bunny ears and huge nipples. She's not very deep as a character though, haha.
And then my other main guy is Yasu. Made him after I'd done everything with Xila. Basically, this pure, chaste monk-type character. Starts the game as a total wimp. Weak, cowardly, quick to run away, but ultimately very... true to his principles? Eventually grows into this powerful holy knight. Reaches enlightenment, drops corruption down to zero, all that good stuff. With the final dungeon out, he's beaten the game without ever having sex or using tease attacks. Unfortunately, so many characters are gated behind sex, so he only gets Jojo, Rathazul, and the milk girl as followers. (Sorry Adrian, didn't mean to trap you in an endless loop of masturbation, I forgot there was no option to turn you down.)
I think you can be paladin and have some fun, just don't be asshole to good people.
Oh yeah, definitely! More like I was surprised that it turned out to be such a common archetype?
I've run through a ton of champs, but I tend to go back to the same character because foxes are cool and rogues are cool:
NAME: Llwyn
GENDER: Female
RACE: Fox-morph. Sometimes kitsune, sometimes not.
SKILLSET: I tend to focus on speed and intelligence early-game, getting rapier and charge weapon as quickly as possible.
MORALITY: Generally pure and chaste, but not an ass about it. No need to be a judgemental asshole, unlike a certain someone who lives in the town ruins.
FOLLOWERS: Jojo, Rathazul, Helia and/or Kiha.
GEAR: Inquisitor Robes and Jeweled Rapier.
PHYSICALITY: Sometimes, you've gotta step back, stop being a cum-addicted bimbo, and just play as a scrappy tomboy- by tomboy, I mean lithe and wiry, generally adhering to a B cup. I stick with either grey or white fur, and always go for the black eyes, nipples, and genitals offered by trap oil.
So no tentacle cocks, no massive chest, no outrageous powers or skills. Just a generic feel-good rogue who dabbles in magic and tries not to rape anyone. I'm an incredibly boring person.
Judgemental? I mean it's not like that village she lives in wasn't literally raped off the face of mareth or that she knows people like in Tel'adre. Or if by the time she freaks out on you, you no fooling consider raping her mind away.
She freaks out at 25 corruption. To compare: Tel'Adre, being under demonic threat, only won't let you in with 70+ corruption. Beautiful Sword wouldonly leave you at 35, and it is weapin of purity. Many non-corrupt followers have actually quite high corruption: Valeria - 50, Kiha - 66, Izma - 40, Isabella - 40, even Kid A have something between 35 and 50 (can't use B.S, and should be less than generic Anemone's 50).
And beyond that her tolerance to bolt after coming into camp is much higher and far more peaceful. Cause she get to know people of races far more stable under higher levels of corruption for a given value of stable.
Well, I can understand her being nervous, but still interesting how she manages to stay almost pure (10 corruption) and manages to such easily detect corruption level. And her spars with Jojo... She should have skeletons in her closet.
Well, I can understand her being nervous, but still interesting how she manages to stay almost pure (10 corruption) and manages to such easily detect corruption level. And her spars with Jojo... She should have skeletons in her closet.
Magic of Mareth solves everything xD
Or was it that she was one of first camp members and later when some new npc in camp was...less demanding compared to corruption lvl made her the only one to freak out at slight amount of pc corruption?
Eheheh. I find it a little odd how over-the-top judgemental she gets over hermaphrodites. That and her derisive comments when you go from M-->F, as if you're doing it just to spite her. Very amusing.
But then she just gets a dick out of the blue if you have enough friendly, platonic conversations with her as a female, so perhaps she's merely externalizing something. Amily is a strange one. I'm much more fond of Jojo- still fighting for purity, but less of a jerk about people with unusual genital configurations. Sure, Amily works past it, but Jojo is in a very similar situation and manages not to become a bigot in the first place.
I find his tolerance for high-corruption PCs who refuse to treat their corruption strange, but I guess that's game mechanics over canon.
...Or Jojo is just a doormat.
Species: Naga
Favored Weapon(s): Magic + Minotaur Axe
How I start every game is that explore until I find the Desert and search for Tel'Adre. (Corruption will either be 2 or 0 depending on whether or not I run into Markus and Lucia) I continue searching the Desert for the storage box. I specifically do this so I can either store or sell bullshit that's cluttering my inventory. With that finished I wait until 18:00 and go study at the tower. Regardless of whether or not I learn something or not I use the main menu to save, keeping me at 18:00 for every trip until I learn all spells and get 100 INT.
I explore until I meet Giacomo and buy the Dangerous Plant book and survival guide. The most important one is Dangerous plants so I can avoid the Tentacle Beast. I then search the Forest until I find the Deepwoods and then search that. Everytime I run into Akbal I submit to him since he raises your speed and drastically raises corruption. I continue fucking Akbal until I get the "Whispered" and "Fire Lord" perks, then I ignore him.
Once my corruption is high enough I explore the Plains until I find the Bizarre Bazaar. With my high corruption I get in immediately. Then I explore the woods until I encounter Jojo and meditate to reduce corruption. I continue doing this until he comes to my camp. I spend every day meditating with him at 6:00 then spend the rest of the rest of the day grinding for Incubi drafts, storing those, and selling everything else. I the explore the Mountains until I find the Salon and the High Mountains. I search the High Mountains until I find Minerva and keep exploring until I remember the Oasis Tower location. I drink from her spring to cure corruption faster and take some pure peaches.
I talk to Jojo about training then exploit a glitch where instead of training I meditate to lose 1 corruption point per conversation. (Dialog that was intended for the Forest scenes so once in awhile it'll ask me if I want him to come to camp even though he's already there. I just say yes.) When corruption is low enough he teaches me for real. I gorge on Minerva's pure peaches after every training session so I reduce fatigue to continue training. Over time my corruption hits 0 and I continue training to get the "Controlled Breath" perk, the "Cleansing Palm" attack, and finally the "Enlightened" perk. (Which is super useful in dungeons)
I then take my Incubi Drafts and search the Lake for the Beautiful Sword and Rathazul. I have Rathazul purify the drafts until he moves into camp. Then I drink the drafts for no better reason than wanting a bigger dick. I then go to the Bazaar and check Benoit's inventory for Black Chitin. I come back the next day if he doesn't have any until I find it. I abuse the fuck out of an exploit involving buying 5 chitin from him, using main menu to save, having Rathazul make armor out of chitin, save again, sell the armor to Oswald in Tel'Adre, then repeat for quick profit.
Once I have one metric fuck-ton of gems I go to the Slippery Squeeze and buy the androgyny treatment from Joey. Then I go to the Salon and get mud facials until my femininity reaches max. I then get a lifetime membership at the Tel'Adre gym, run track until I'm as thin as possible, do yoga with (and fuck) Cotton to raise speed, gorge on cupcakes until I barely have visible muscles, then buy Reducto from Rathazul if I accidentally made my ass too big. Then I search the Deep woods for the Kitsune. (And rape the Erlking if I get the chance) I get as many Kitsune gifts as possible and store them.
I then go back to Tel'Adre's bakery and buy a shit ton of fox berries. I eat fox berries to either get a fox transformation or make my hips bigger. (I load my last save everytime I get a dog cock because personally I think they're gross) Once I have every fox morph part save for the cock and the snout I open my gifts from the Kitsune and load my last save everytime I get something other than Fox Jewels. Once I have more than eight I grind on enemies until I reach level 9. After that I go into the Deepwoods and search for the shrine to meditate at. After I meditate I get a new tail so I repeat this until I become a Nine-Tails. Then I use the Fox Jewels until my fur and skin change color so the description will call me a Kitsune and not a fucking fox morph.
Then after that I'm FINALLY done with all that fucking busywork and play the game normally, following a (mostly) pure path. (I make a new addition to my giant harem everytime I get the chance. Except for Marble and Isabelle because I'm not a fan of cow morphs.)