So what would you do with Jack/Jill in the event you got him/her all to yourself, sexual or otherwis
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I'd have shot him in the back as soon as I spotted him at the pod on Mhen'ga.
Failing that, I'd have shot him in the face after shooting Dane in the face (again) on Tarkus.
The plot armor is strong with these two.
Then again, this game doesn't really let you kill anyone, despite all the gun porn it flaunts about. "Aw yeah this gun will blow the head off a target dummy and it's got laser scopes and pew pew pew. Okay now I'll just wound all of my enemies with it and let them limp away."
Failing that, I'd have shot him in the face after shooting Dane in the face (again) on Tarkus.
The plot armor is strong with these two.
Then again, this game doesn't really let you kill anyone, despite all the gun porn it flaunts about. "Aw yeah this gun will blow the head off a target dummy and it's got laser scopes and pew pew pew. Okay now I'll just wound all of my enemies with it and let them limp away."
I'd have shot him in the back as soon as I spotted him at the pod on Mhen'ga.
Failing that, I'd have shot him in the face after shooting Dane in the face (again) on Tarkus.
The plot armor is strong with these two.
Then again, this game doesn't really let you kill anyone, despite all the gun porn it flaunts about. "Aw yeah this gun will blow the head off a target dummy and it's got laser scopes and pew pew pew. Okay now I'll just wound all of my enemies with it and let them limp away."
Except Cuntsnake,,, or Queen Taivra,,, or Mimbrane???
Parasites are fair game, but you also forgot one very important killable group! The entire planet of Tarkus!
Though that's more your incompetence getting the best of you.
I'd have shot him in the back as soon as I spotted him at the pod on Mhen'ga.
Failing that, I'd have shot him in the face after shooting Dane in the face (again) on Tarkus.
The plot armor is strong with these two.
Then again, this game doesn't really let you kill anyone, despite all the gun porn it flaunts about. "Aw yeah this gun will blow the head off a target dummy and it's got laser scopes and pew pew pew. Okay now I'll just wound all of my enemies with it and let them limp away."
Because nothing gets your sexual energy flowing like a smoldering corpse?
You know, I'm pretty sure that's probably true for some people. The important bit being, DON'T BE THOSE PEOPLE.
Not everything has to be sexy. My Steele is a righter of wrongs first, and sometimes you have to lay down.. THE LAWH
Ah yes, upholding THE LAWH by murdering your cousin in a legal dispute. Works, works.
He's already a criminal, guilty of illegal surveillance and data theft. Then he gets his bodyguard to try and assault and assrape you in the middle of a dangerous jungle. Then when you fend Dane off, if I remember correctly, your rival tries to murder YOU with his goddamn gunship! Simply put, he's an asshole and the Galaxy will be far better off without him.
Whatever comes of it, the email Victor left was implemented after I had insulted Jill for spitting on his grave before he was even laid into it. All I would ask is for that not to hamper the peaceful route should I have calmed down and later deemed that Jill would be forgiven (I know I'd hate to be forced to remake a character). That said, I'd totally would want to see that shrinking scene mentioned earlier, we don't have any content for shrinking anyone to the size of a CoC fairy yet.<3
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I wonder if there would be a route for brainwashing the cousin into being a mole for you to investigate the company bank-rolling her cause it turns out your grand-uncle is actually still alive propped up on life support and was trying to use his grandkid to steal everything his rival's son ever did (long line of generational rivalry ho!). Could end with having Dane eliminate the grand-uncle, uncle, and receiving your cousin as a happily brainwashed slave.
While you get everything in your grand-uncle's company. Including clues to an ancient lost archive of super-technology/gene-mods that would establish Steele tech as the most dominant company in the entire galaxy.
While you get everything in your grand-uncle's company. Including clues to an ancient lost archive of super-technology/gene-mods that would establish Steele tech as the most dominant company in the entire galaxy.
Uh, maybe I'm remembering wrong, but your uncle (or grand-uncle or whatever - I'm pretty sure it was just regular uncle though) is perfectly alive and well. I don't remember any mention of him being dead, merely that he had his own company, was always a rival/jealous of your dad, and was why your cousin had a lot of resources to spend on beating you to your inheritance.
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Grand-uncle would be your dad's uncle. In other words, your cousin's grandfather.
your granduncle is your cousin's granduncle. Your cousin's grandfather is also your grandfather.
In any event, looking it up, it's grand-nothing. It's the cousin's father - the PC's uncle that started the rival company and mooched off of the PC's father.
Well regardless, would be nice to see its a multi-generational rivalry going on that you can quietly axe off and seize everything.
I mean that is basically what the cousin was raised to do, underhandedly steal everything the PCs dad did (and probably everything the PCs dad inherited as well).
The PC's dad didn't inherit anything to speak of. He's a self-made man that managed to build up the resources to start up a successful company during the last rush.
........I can tell you exactly what I'd want to do in this scenario.....but it'd vary depending on a few well....variables....whether the race was over yet and whether I was playing as captain "Good guy savin a ho" steele or Captain Callis "I have no fucks left to give" Steele.....ok those aren't their actual names but the point is I rarely play one way.
If the race is over though.....Oh boy I could envision steele sitting triumphant, nude and surrounded by 5 of his favorite lays collected from the worlds on his journey. One of which is currently on her knees as Steele awaits his cousin's arrival. Jill enters and is stunned momentarily then disgusted, then envious.
I'd imagine next would be something along the lines of "Welcome cuz, I don't think I need to explain but what happens next depends on you." or something like "I think you know what to do now."
Followed by Jill reluctantly but determinedly striding forward and proceeding to worship his cock. Callis steele would make dane watch as he proceeded to lay Jill over his new executive desk and plow her mercilessly denying her orgasms until she can't take it anymore and is willing to say anything to get him to let her cum.Afterwards Dane would be quietly made to leave without getting a piece of anything not even a paycheck. Good guy steele would probably give her to dane as a servant to use however he wants and put dane on his own payroll.
Well it'd probably be a bit more involved than that but I don't wanna fill this post with one long scenario randomly conjured in my head since i think i got the point across of what I'd do to her.
If the race wasn't over however.....I'm not sure...assuming dane wasn't around somehow I'd probably tie her up dose her with some aphrodisiacs and leave her bundled up like that for someone to find....I don't imagine she would be going anywhere for awhile after that.
If the race is over though.....Oh boy I could envision steele sitting triumphant, nude and surrounded by 5 of his favorite lays collected from the worlds on his journey. One of which is currently on her knees as Steele awaits his cousin's arrival. Jill enters and is stunned momentarily then disgusted, then envious.
I'd imagine next would be something along the lines of "Welcome cuz, I don't think I need to explain but what happens next depends on you." or something like "I think you know what to do now."
Followed by Jill reluctantly but determinedly striding forward and proceeding to worship his cock. Callis steele would make dane watch as he proceeded to lay Jill over his new executive desk and plow her mercilessly denying her orgasms until she can't take it anymore and is willing to say anything to get him to let her cum.Afterwards Dane would be quietly made to leave without getting a piece of anything not even a paycheck. Good guy steele would probably give her to dane as a servant to use however he wants and put dane on his own payroll.
Well it'd probably be a bit more involved than that but I don't wanna fill this post with one long scenario randomly conjured in my head since i think i got the point across of what I'd do to her.
If the race wasn't over however.....I'm not sure...assuming dane wasn't around somehow I'd probably tie her up dose her with some aphrodisiacs and leave her bundled up like that for someone to find....I don't imagine she would be going anywhere for awhile after that.
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@CallistheCalloused Dane gets fired by the next planet, so he won't be around.
Also I'm pretty sure you're one of the few people who seems to play a regular male character.
Also I'm pretty sure you're one of the few people who seems to play a regular male character.
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Same here! Though, I haven't played my female character for a while; doesn't seem to catch my interest quite as much as my SPESS MEHREEN of a male ...who took 3 doses of galomax ...and a lot of lucifier... I think he is a daemon prince now.
Don't know if there's player data available for TiTS, but if the stats are the same as they were for CoC - which they surely are - most players use a male character. Because the overwhelming majority of players are male, and most players prefer to play as themselves. Futa lovers are a vocal minority.