The kid stuff bothers me more than preg content, because it's more pervasive. You get one buttful of spider-eggs by accident, or don't quite have the cash to pay Evergreen the traditional way for a lightsaber-dick, etc, and suddenly you're chatting about the wonders of parenthood etc. Yuck. I was excited when Tetsuya showed up, only to realize that it would never work, since my champs' natural reaction to a kid falling down would be , not helping them. Yes, I'm a bitch. Yes, I realize what a PITA it would be to try and parse things in a more complicated way than "has/doesn't have kids." It would be neat if non-consensual butt-babies or babies-as-payment didn't count, at least.