Your gripes with CoC II

[WolframL]

Literally everything written for her after her initial content ignores the whole 'anal capacity' thing that was initially planned for her. And Savin has said that the limitations in her initial content are going away entirely once her big expansion drops.


EDIT: Or y'know, just look one post down. xD

 

[Savin]

is that Etheryn still has size limits

Her sex scenes and mechanics are all getting an all-game revision dropping with her quest. That mechanic is finally getting the bullet.

 

[Tide Hunter]

Her sex scenes and mechanics are all getting an all-game revision dropping with her quest. That mechanic is finally getting the bullet.

YES! FINALLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

 

[cloer]

Yes, the anal capacity problem goes away after the big expansion, yes, yes..

 

[Savin]

Yes, the anal capacity problem goes away after the big expansion, yes, yes..

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[Sacremas]

Really, the only problem I have with how this game handles dick size is that Etheryn still has size limits. I don't know how much capacity she takes at maximum training, but the fact that she's otherwise one of my favorite characters means I feel forced to limit my character's cocks to 12 inches. Even if I'm making a super-corrupted dark knight character, I still want to be able to fit inside her. I've heard that newer scenes for her ignore the size limit, but I want to be able to fuck her ass without torturing her a bunch before she's stretchy enough to take it.

An alternative to the torture that I have used on my kinder Biggus Dickus, is to have Cait take care of the initial blue balls incident/reveal, then do all non-penetrative stuff to satisfy her until you can sleep with her, at some point when her confidence is up she wants to ride the stallion in one of the sleep scenes even if she's technically still a virgin, this will ignore her size limits (I've been able to fit her with a 16'' character at the least, I haven't tried it with one of the truly extremes), and that will stretch her out in the process. If that scene never procs (much more likely if both you and her have blue balls, so try to do it after doing the Cloister 3 days thing, or after doing a skill training) then once you get to Winter City and have fought Alissa (and possibly the Wraith if you romance Kas) then on the second floor when you trigger the lingerie posing scene, that scene ignores her size limits entirely and will stretch her out fine, it also becomes one of her regular scenes so even if you go up later, you can use that scene to keep gaping her. When the Cait + Ryn threesome scene is available in her sex scene (presuming both characters are available ofc, like at the Frosthound) that indicates she can take you normally with no issues.

 

[AceofSpades]

An alternative to the torture that I have used on my kinder Biggus Dickus, is to have Cait take care of the initial blue balls incident/reveal, then do all non-penetrative stuff to satisfy her until you can sleep with her, at some point when her confidence is up she wants to ride the stallion in one of the sleep scenes even if she's technically still a virgin, this will ignore her size limits (I've been able to fit her with a 16'' character at the least, I haven't tried it with one of the truly extremes), and that will stretch her out in the process. If that scene never procs (much more likely if both you and her have blue balls, so try to do it after doing the Cloister 3 days thing, or after doing a skill training) then once you get to Winter City and have fought Alissa (and possibly the Wraith if you romance Kas) then on the second floor when you trigger the lingerie posing scene, that scene ignores her size limits entirely and will stretch her out fine, it also becomes one of her regular scenes so even if you go up later, you can use that scene to keep gaping her. When the Cait + Ryn threesome scene is available in her sex scene (presuming both characters are available ofc, like at the Frosthound) that indicates she can take you normally with no issues.

I think you've just made a more detailed plan for fucking someone in the butt than I've ever seen someone make for calculating weapon combo damages and/or crit rates.

I tip my hat to you.

 

[Aury]

An alternative to the torture that I have used on my kinder Biggus Dickus, is to have Cait take care of the initial blue balls incident/reveal, then do all non-penetrative stuff to satisfy her until you can sleep with her, at some point when her confidence is up she wants to ride the stallion in one of the sleep scenes even if she's technically still a virgin, this will ignore her size limits (I've been able to fit her with a 16'' character at the least, I haven't tried it with one of the truly extremes), and that will stretch her out in the process. If that scene never procs (much more likely if both you and her have blue balls, so try to do it after doing the Cloister 3 days thing, or after doing a skill training) then once you get to Winter City and have fought Alissa (and possibly the Wraith if you romance Kas) then on the second floor when you trigger the lingerie posing scene, that scene ignores her size limits entirely and will stretch her out fine, it also becomes one of her regular scenes so even if you go up later, you can use that scene to keep gaping her. When the Cait + Ryn threesome scene is available in her sex scene (presuming both characters are available ofc, like at the Frosthound) that indicates she can take you normally with no issues.

I think at that point you're best off biting the bullet and doing [Monstrously].

 

[MarcoPolo121]

Honestly I enjoy giving Etheryn tender buttfucking and lingerie fucking too much to ever go hyper, at least right now.

 

[CasualAntlerEnjoyer]

I have discovered that Annika can actually go for an antler fondle in one scene, which I completely missed in my initial glance over because I thought she was aiming for more head pats.

And I am slightly disappointed that the champ does not either slap the winged melf's face in surprise, shock and outrage as such an uncouth maneuver, daring to reach for greatness without even visually admiring them first

Or just break out into a spontaneous orgasm at the moment of contact, utterly flooding the palace with sexual fluids of cataclysmic volume. The architectural defilement so complete and total that both Lumia and Mallach leave the lands forever in shame after handing over their titles.

Tis a terrible thing, truly.

 

[MarcoPolo121]

Wow, melodrama. /s

 

[A1teros]

I don't like that Ninja Stylin is a quest, especially when the gear is so feminine that I'm never gonna use it.

 

[Sacremas]

I do wish that a lot of the gear in this game could be a bit of the shapeshifting MMORPG type, that can be skimpy sexy if put on a female character, but not quite so much when put on a male character, especially given that a significant portion of the player base seem to play male characters.

 

[Kesil]

And I do wish you could choose if given the choice. As if I wasn't already missing chances just because I can't see the Champion I'm roleplaying as wear or use x or y attire or power.

 

[Sacremas]

I pretty quickly gave up trying to play a suave and charming male Bard character, and just got him a Bimbo potion and got it over with. A knight or paladin type works out very well meanwhile, most of the heavy stuff are appropriately rough that your character won't feel like a cosplayer in a Chippendale show half the time, but a rogue meanwhile have to just bite the bullet, and forget about cool "looking" mage gear.

 

[ForeverLurker]

I pretty quickly gave up trying to play a suave and charming male Bard character, and just got him a Bimbo potion and got it over with. A knight or paladin type works out very well meanwhile, most of the heavy stuff are appropriately rough that your character won't feel like a cosplayer in a Chippendale show half the time, but a rogue meanwhile have to just bite the bullet, and forget about cool "looking" mage gear.

the armored robe is ok... Im just trying to be a cool swordmage

 

[Savin]

I do wish that a lot of the gear in this game could be a bit of the shapeshifting MMORPG type, that can be skimpy sexy if put on a female character, but not quite so much when put on a male character

I guess we could actually put [pc.mf|dude descript|lady descript] parsers inside item descriptions. Never thought of that before.

 

[Sacremas]

For reference material;

 

[Aury]

I don't like that Ninja Stylin is a quest, especially when the gear is so feminine that I'm never gonna use it.

Feminine? The tactical butt-cover is unisex, of course.

 

[Ria Brew]

Make all armor unisex

Put the men in chain bikinis too.

 

[Animalistic]

I do wish that a lot of the gear in this game could be a bit of the shapeshifting MMORPG type, that can be skimpy sexy if put on a female character, but not quite so much when put on a male character, especially given that a significant portion of the player base seem to play male characters.

I hate that in games. I want to dress my champ like a girl boss, not as a 2 copper ho. A piece of armor should equally revealing or equally covering regardless of sex/gender.

 

[Sacremas]

Make all armor unisex

Put the men in chain bikinis too.

Codpieces please.

 

[CasualAntlerEnjoyer]

Sometimes you just have to do a little fixup with the ol' headcanon.

I know this well, otherwise I'd be wondering how the hell my characters wear any kind of headwear that wasn't specifically made for someone with antlers, or even just horns in general.


- YOU OBTAINED A CENTURION'S HELM -

My PC: "Woah how fantastic!" hangs the thing from their rack like it's a hatstand.

 

[Savin]

Make all armor unisex

Put the men in chain bikinis too.

All armor IS unisex. Nothing stopping you wearing the bikinimail rn.

 

[Ria Brew]

All armor IS unisex. Nothing stopping you wearing the bikinimail rn.

Oh I know, just offering the flip opinion to "put everyone in full plate"

I like impractical armor so I appreciate impractical unisex approaches

 

[A1teros]

I'm not complaining about the armor being feminine or too sexual, that's fine, my issue is that it has its own quest. It's not something that's necessarily going to be useful to every character, so why give it a whole quest that'll sit in the quest list uncompleted if it's not something your PC would use? If this were just an item you can get by asking around it'd be pretty sick, but because it's a quest it'll just clutter the logs of a lot of people.

I think everything about Ninja Stylin would be great if it just weren't a quest, play it out the exact same way but it just never enters the quest log. Alternatively, it completes as soon as you talk to Kohaku about it rather than requiring you to buy the outfit to finish it. Of course I wouldn't mind a shinobi counterpart to the kunoichi outfit, that'd be cool too.

 

[Tide Hunter]

It's weird how there's one instance of gender-specific armor in the game, that being the Tiran Temple's Tiran Nun's Habit and Tiran Vestements. Why is it gender-locked? They have identical stats, but the nun's habit is described as "rather revealing" and has a generally more descriptive description. While both of these are described as fancy and form-fitting, I think it would be better if there was just a choice in which option to take beyond changing your gender right before opening the chest.

 

[Sacremas]

I'm not complaining about the armor being feminine or too sexual, that's fine, my issue is that it has its own quest. It's not something that's necessarily going to be useful to every character, so why give it a whole quest that'll sit in the quest list uncompleted if it's not something your PC would use? If this were just an item you can get by asking around it'd be pretty sick, but because it's a quest it'll just clutter the logs of a lot of people.

I think everything about Ninja Stylin would be great if it just weren't a quest, play it out the exact same way but it just never enters the quest log. Alternatively, it completes as soon as you talk to Kohaku about it rather than requiring you to buy the outfit to finish it. Of course I wouldn't mind a shinobi counterpart to the kunoichi outfit, that'd be cool too.

I thought that one is set like the Fishnet quest is, that it'll only start up if you hit the Kura Outfit button? If so, just don't hit that button.

If it auto-procs before then however, then that should be dropped. OTOH getting some ingredients like drider silk (which basically just means hopping over to Senja and buying it) could be good beyond just asking, paying and waiting for it.

And yeah I have at least one Lupine come Kitsune thief that would love a Shinobi version.

(And yes I feel your cluttered journal/uncompleted quests pain. I'm the type that'll commit to just sitting down and doing days or even weeks worth of pointless fetch quests in Skyrim or Fallout 4 just to clear that journal, gotta get that Pipe pistol from that random letter I read out of Hub 360, how can my level 90 character get by without it after all? Sigh, that good old OCD...)

 

[AceofSpades]

I hate that in games. I want to dress my champ like a girl boss, not as a 2 copper ho. A piece of armor should equally revealing or equally covering regardless of sex/gender.

I agree with this, because I already hate that we have one gender-locked (technically) piece of armor. Playing a femboy, you bet I swapped out my Tiran priest vestments for a skimpy nun habit lol. I was actually quite happy when one of Lumia's rewards was a gown. And I loved having the sexy and regal royal leathers from the Ice Palace.

 

[MarcoPolo121]

I love the reactions of the others at the temple of Light and Sanders and Lia to PC becoming a Valkyrie. I just wish more people acknowledged it, even if it is just a "Oh, neat, you have wings now." High Ground had a nice scene as well.