Wild Mass Guessing

[sumgai]

Well, it's never stated that it's not canon...

The reason I bring it up is because Victor mentions leaving the PC's mother well off, so that the PC doesn't have to worry about her. It's not likely due to having access to her bionahole and the half Ausar doesn't mention anything... still, that might mean he's down for some incest sex with porn star mum.

 

[Zombiqaz]

Speaking of mothers, I say that Steele Jr.'s mother is actually... Celise.

When you pick a mother species and starting traits, those are what Victor gathered and plugged into Celise. A combination of the Galotian's ability to alter their own DNA (and in different parts of their bodies) combined with SteeleTech nanotechnology allowed Celise to become pregnant with a non-Galotion child and easily modify that child's genetics according to Victor's wishes. Even things like the fertility treatment for half-leithans Steeles is actually them being modified while they were in the womb.

This is also why Celise wants to join you, despite having no apparent ties to Victor or the player before the game starts. She wants to be with her child.

 

[Chiyose]

Speaking of mothers, I say that Steele Jr.'s mother is actually... Celise.

When you pick a mother species and starting traits, those are what Victor gathered and plugged into Celise. A combination of the Galotian's ability to alter their own DNA (and in different parts of their bodies) combined with SteeleTech nanotechnology allowed Celise to become pregnant with a non-Galotion child and easily modify that child's genetics according to Victor's wishes. Even things like the fertility treatment for half-leithans Steeles is actually them being modified while they were in the womb.

This is also why Celise wants to join you, despite having no apparent ties to Victor or the player before the game starts. She wants to be with her child.

Crack theories are 10/10

 

[Skywolf99]

the tamani in charge of tamani corp is a decedent of the tamani from CoC

 

[ShySquare]

The in-game reason warnings and tooltips exist is that PC Steele has latent psychic abilities that enable them to catch glimpses of possible futures

 

[Dolphi]

The game ends with you claiming your inheritence, then going to bed. However, you wake up in the real world, as a middle aged man/woman, in a small apartment in Atlanta.

Syri and Anno are just the names of your actual dogs.

Yammi is your pet goldfish in a bowl, and the Pexiga was a lizard that liked hanging around your house.

Azra was that time you fell asleep watching shark week on your couch. (Your imagination filled in the more perverted details)

Realizing that you were dreaming about intercourse with your pet dogs, goldfish, random lizard in your house, and that 20 ft shark featured on shark week, you promptly go back to sleep.

 

[Zombiqaz]

The game ends with you claiming your inheritence, then going to bed. However, you wake up in the real world, as a middle aged man/woman, in a small apartment in Atlanta.

Syri and Anno are just the names of your actual dogs.

Yammi is your pet goldfish in a bowl, and the Pexiga was a lizard that liked hanging around your house.

Azra was that time you fell asleep watching shark week on your couch. (Your imagination filled in the more perverted details)

Realizing that you were dreaming about intercourse with your pet dogs, goldfish, random lizard in your house, and that 20 ft shark featured on shark week, you promptly go back to sleep.

I'm not sure if I want to know what the inspiration for Celise was...

 

[Chiromishi]

I'm not sure if I want to know what the inspiration for Celise was...

Celise was the brand of that bottle of Aloe Vera you keep in the bathroom cabinet.

 

[Nonesuch]

The cumwad you left in a tissue.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

The Kui-Tan that stole Erika's other mom was your dad after taking some mods.

 

[Coalsack]

Colenso was right after all and Celise is the true product resulting from Victor soup-genome. The player is simply a replacement for the heir that she couldn't be.

 

[Evil]

Turns out Celise is extra virgin Solent green.

 

[Raindrops]

Turns out Celise is extra virgin Solent green.

Not anymore she ain't!

 

[Nonesuch]

Maybe 'extra virgin' is where you fuck the goo slut so hard she comes around full circle and regrows her hymen.

 

[Zat]

The game will end with the Heat death of the universe because not enough male NPCs or penis wielding characers were written enough.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

The game will end with the Heat death of the universe because not enough male NPCs or penis wielding characers were written enough.

This thread is meant for theories, not complaints.

 

[sumgai]

The game will end with the Heat death of the universe because not enough male NPCs or penis wielding characers were written enough.

Are we playing the same game? There may not be a ton of male NPCs, but you can't walk ten feet without tripping over a dick in this game that isn't yours.

Edit: Most common workplace injury in TiTs is falling. From tripping. Over a dick.

 

[TFMaster]

Colenso was right after all and Celise is the true product resulting from Victor soup-genome. The player is simply a replacement for the heir that she couldn't be.

I actually already said that before.

Spoiler: What I said

Colenso was right all along about the Steele heir not actually being the real Steele heir and instead the current one was kidnapped at a young age and brainwashed into thinking that Victor is their father while the real heir turned out as a goo creature due the Victor's scrambled DNA. (Note all that previous stuff was actually said by Colenso and I just paraphrased it). Celise is actually the true Steele heir as she is the goo creature mentioned by Colenso.

Just putting that out there.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Kiro's recruitment will be the result of Lysander Chow having caught up with her and her either needing a new ship or wanting to lay low.

 

[ScarletteKnight]

The food and drinks don't create any waste, bathrooms are just there for sex.

 

[Raindrops]

The food and drinks don't create any waste, bathrooms are just there for sex.

So *this* is why watersports is banned from the game...

 

[Coalsack]

The food and drinks don't create any waste, bathrooms are just there for sex.

The leithan/centaur guy on Tarkus, Dan or something like that, has a sex scene in a bathroom where is referenced that other guys are peeing.

 

[ScarletteKnight]

The leithan/centaur guy on Tarkus, Dan or something like that, has a sex scene in a bathroom where is referenced that other guys are peeing.

Edan, I believe. And damn, I didn't know that.

 

[Raindrops]

The leithan/centaur guy on Tarkus, Dan or something like that, has a sex scene in a bathroom where is referenced that other guys are peeing.

[Interest intensifies]

 

[XBoxMaster131]

[Interest intensifies]

Don't bother. Watersports is a big no-no content wise.

 

[Raindrops]

Don't bother. Watersports is a big no-no content wise.

Yeah, I know, and it saddens me a great deal Maybe one day I'll make a watersports themed character or something ,adn then code it myself, and make sure it can only be triggered in SillyMode and after having explicitly agreed to it in-game (like the Worms event in CoC), and then do a pull request so that there's literally no work whatsoever for Fenoxo and co, and then *maaaaaybe* I hope maybe it'll get accepted... Maybe.

 

[Lkynmbr24]

Yeah, I know, and it saddens me a great deal Maybe one day I'll make a watersports themed character or something ,adn then code it myself, and make sure it can only be triggered in SillyMode and after having explicitly agreed to it in-game (like the Worms event in CoC), and then do a pull request so that there's literally no work whatsoever for Fenoxo and co, and then *maaaaaybe* I hope maybe it'll get accepted... Maybe.

I highly doubt that even if you self-coded it yourself that it would be approved via pull request. Fen learned that lesson when it came to Pippa being introduced pre-coded and then immediately pulled into the game while she was... questionable as far as the quality of her content. It would still be a big no from FenCO, silly mode or no. Blacklisted content is still blacklisted content, no matter what form it comes in.

If you have any ideas that you think would be questionable, it's best to ask Fen or some other staff themselves before putting all that effort into a scene/character/TF/idea, otherwise you'll potentially waste a LOT of your time.

 

[Raindrops]

I highly doubt that even if you self-coded it yourself that it would be approved via pull request. Fen learned that lesson when it came to Pippa being introduced pre-coded and then immediately pulled into the game while she was... questionable as far as the quality of her content. It would still be a big no from FenCO, silly mode or no. Blacklisted content is still blacklisted content, no matter what form it comes in.

If you have any ideas that you think would be questionable, it's best to ask Fen or some other staff themselves before putting all that effort into a scene/character/TF/idea, otherwise you'll potentially waste a LOT of your time.

Aww.. Oh well, thanks for the warning!

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Zephyr is in reality a mega-tsundere with the hots for Big T and/or Ciaran, and is obsessed with being strong and dominant because she admires them IMMENSLY and wants to be like them.

 

[Khaaveren]

Tamani is actually Steele Jr.'s mother, and the picture of Victor, S.J., and their mother is from when she was younger, before she became CEO of Tamani Corp. Victor had her sign a NDA, and paid her off to make sure she didn't have any contact with Steele Jr. All her design efforts over the years are due to her suffering undiagnosed postpartum depression.