You know…I think I would like to bring my kids for a visit in the wayfort. On my main char, bring Kinu to see that her father actually has a job or something.
"This really isn't necessary, Father," Kinu says. "I am well aware of the Wayfort. I sometimes meet passing traders and some of your guardsman to barter for feeding. In disguise, of course."
"No," you tell her. "I just want you to see that there's more to your barbaric old father than a deadbeat dad who just knocks your mother up and disappears for long stretches at a time. I am hard at work keeping the world safe."
All at once:
Kari: Welcome back, my mate! Our pack is growing once more. Soon the hills will sound with the howls of our hellhounds once more!"
Daliza and Narcia: (running by, harpies and Mitra clinging to them) "Baron, we are not pack animals or transport wagons for your brood!"
Vatia: (opening a sleepy eye by the fire with three little snake kids) "Mmm.... warm. Come cuddle."
Meira: "We had another one. Just your Court Wizard hard at work. It felt sooo good. I can see why mother loves this so much."
Aileh: (Flying down with Freja and Kasyrra in disguise): "Look, grandma is visiting!"
Zhara: "Another egg for your growing flock, bossman."
Elthara: (Visiting with two pregnant acolytes) "Lumia be praised! I can once more wear my sacred pregnancy robes, Champion of Frost."
Amidst the din is Antonina, holding her pregnant belly, the Alraune holding up a fertilized effigy seed, and goth Drifa with a superfetation belly.
"Yes..." Kinu replies. "So much different than when I visit the Kurokawa den... and home.