I think the scene would go something like this
"Beloved. Beloved? Nakano! Ah, ahem! I'm glad I've finally gotten your attention, you've been enraptured by that poem you have been devoting yourself to for quite some time. What was that? You want me to listen to you recite it? Well, I've come to talk about matters of some import to me, but if that's what my beloved wishes than, I'll accede to your will. Oh. Oh! What an interesting poem you've written, truly. That part where you say, "My katana may chop chop chop but my big banana will never flop flop flop." That part really uh, moved me. Also, right when you said, "Electrum more like Electcum, watch how hard I can make my dick cum." Very profound. Anyway, now that's finished, you are finished right? Excellent. I wanted to talk to you today about my uh mother, mother. You know, her eminence. Now, I don't know this for sure but I think she's been fornicating...with uh...all my friends. I think she started with Miko and Mai and now has been making bedroom eyes at everyone. Now I'm not surprised about Miko and Mai in the slightest, I mean, Of course she would go after them. You should know, you are related. They are total sluts. That wasn't enough apparently. I asked Rindo if my mother had fornicated with her and she ran away from me like she had been set on fi...NEVERMIND! I asked Kohaku about the same thing and all she did was blush and start babbling out a steady stream of nojyas, which I guess is a confession of sorts? So, she's probably got to them as well.
On top of that, she's been laying with my mother an awful lot these past few weeks. Now, I know how important children are, but I think I have about sixty siblings now and it has gotten increasingly hard to remember their names. Not only that I hear she's been giving relief to the kitsunes outside to the point where they've politely asked her to desist. To get to the point, I think my mother is doing all this to get back to me because I wouldn't let her touch my fluffy tales, which I told her belonged to you beloved. She didn't take it well and stormed off in a hut muttering about some plan and revenge. I tried to ask her about it, but all she did was wink at me and said it couldn't be helped. She said it five times in one conversation so I know she's doing this on purpose. Now I'm worried that she might turn her eyes on other residents including, you my beloved. Wait, why is your face red? Are you sick? Should I check your temperature?"
Meanwhile
You the hero are hiding behind a screen door and listening in to the conversation with your companions awkwardly standing behind and giving you odd looks. You softly whisper "I hear everything."
Cait tugs on the sleeve of your outfit and whispers in your ear. "Uh (Hero's Name), you do remember we are trying to rescue Calla right? Also, like, saving the world?
You turn around and blankly stare at Cait for about a minute before you feel a burst of recognition. "Oh right, Calla she's your...." "Sister!" Cait loudly whispers, she's my sister, don't you remember?" "Right, yeah, your sister. I knew that, I was just....testing you. Also, yeah I'll save the world and then fuck the world, and then save it all again, okay?" You then turn back around to keep listening in to the conversation going on in front of you. Cait gives a big sigh and continues awkwardly staring at her toes.