The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

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"continue being a pansy it is!" She says with a laugh, reclining on the bed and focusing on Felicia "Felicia, sweety, it's me Phorsaal, the love of your life, how are things going down there?"
 

Floozer

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"Oh I got summoned by a sweaty nerd who wants me to play match maker so he can get the girl of his dreams. So far so good, he is just being a total pansy about what I do in my off time."
 

Archangel99

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"Um.... What did you do in your off time? Rape someone?" Felicia asks.
Funny how moms know everything...
 

Floozer

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"Sure did, some cute little number in the mall. I forgot how mortals are so picky over that sort of thing. It's not like I knocked her up or anything. down in hell, this is what we call an innocent joke.."
 

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"Phorsaaaal. There are rules up there on Earth. Rules you have to follow, to maintain some decency. Any other world, not a problem. But on Earth... Well... Did anyone see you?" She says in a scolding tone.
 

Floozer

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"Of course not, I was invisible the entire time I did it! My little victim has no one to report... if she even remembers it happened."
 

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Felicia sighs. "Phorsaal, the victim doesn't like it when a giant horsecock is shoved right up her butt without any preamble. I'm different, of course, but anal is surprisingly uncommon up there. Least of all with a giant horsecock." She says.
 

Floozer

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"Well this place just gets worse by the minute" She says in a shocked voice "Man, how do these humans even get by up here? It most be horribly boring. Regardless, what is she going to do about it? She never saw me and she was pretty out of it when I left her on that toilet so she will likely be drained by the time she comes too. Mountain out of a mole hill if you ask me."
 

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"Yes, well, I suppose so. Next time, don't rape someone up the butt with a horsecock unless they ask for it." She says, chuckling a little.
 

Floozer

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"Oh fine, very well then. But how can I find someone up here that wants a horse cock up the butt? Everyone seems so reserved up here."
 

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"Phorsaal... There's something called the internet. I suggest you use it." Felicia says in a mildly sarcastic tone.
 

Floozer

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"Oh Felicia, your tone wounds me!" She says with fake hurt in her voice "Fine, I will use earth internet and try to find some kinky slut. My charge did just storm out so I likely have time to kill."
 

Floozer

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"If you want to chat more, then I will happily do so my dear. I do enjoy the sound of your voice after dealing with this boy and his nasaly voice."
 

Archangel99

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"Nasally? Yeaaah... I know those kinds of kids. Honestly? I felt they're all entitled little snowflake brats." She murmurs.
 

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Rissa throws open the door, glorifying the entrance. "Here she is! The humble abode. You boys have no problem with holding down the fort for a little while, right? Not playing favorites, but uh, this knot isn't shrinking down for some time... and also I'd really like to bring Sheena through the streets like this. A girl's gotta make a living somehow, and that means running off to be a quest monkey."
 

Archangel99

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"Uhh... You're going to trust two guys... That you met, like... A few hours ago... With taking care of your house?" Zarek asks, raising an eyebrow.
"I say we burn the whole building down." Kyo says, laughing.
"Excuse my brother. He's a bit of a pyromaniac..."
 

elwytrek

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"Mmmm let's remember that little mark on your hands, now. It means you ought to do what I say, and I say don't set the house on fire. Understood?" She says, chuckling as she jabs a thumb at her tiny apartment. "Honestly, you could burn the thing down and build it back up in a day, tops. Don't actually do that though, because you'll be living here just as much I as will."
 

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"Unless we run off." Kyo pipes up.
"Kyo, might be a good idea to keep your mouth shut for once, eh?" Zarek says, smacking his head. "It's okay. You can go. We'll take care of the place. And not burn it down." He says, nodding to Rissa.
 

Floozer

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"That is the feeling I am getting here. he seems to be the negative type that views everything he does as bad, everything the others do as good, and refuses to try and step up to his own challenges, settling to simply say no to it all like there is no hope."
 

Archangel99

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"Exactly. At least with Khorvis, the guy had a chance. He could do it himself. Just needed a little push in the right direction. This nerd, on the other hand... I don't think his parents disciplined him enough as a kid." She says, sighing.
 

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"You think I'm so convinced, huh? Well just remember that us Djinn have tracking powers in case you decide to let that idea cross your minds again." She coos, poking both of them on their foreheads like a reproving mother. "Box TV's in the living room, channel five for porn. Rule number one: no fires. Rule number two: if you cum, you clean it up. Mi casa es su casa. Snacks are in the fridge. Are we clear?"
 

Floozer

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"Well, his dad sounds like the type to go off on more trips than he is home... and his mother is deaf so that rather limits what she can do alone. Ah well, can't always get the fun people right?"
 

Archangel99

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"I suppose so... Although it would be kinda funny if that girl you raped suddenly craves horsecock..." Felicia murmurs, chuckling.
 

Floozer

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"that would be hilarious! Oh my flames, what if she was the next person to summon me, begging to be fucked more?! Oh I would never stop laughing!"
 

Archangel99

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"Not in her face, though. She'd probably slap you first. And then hop ass first onto your dick." Felicia says dryly.
 

elwytrek

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"Glad to hear it. Toodaloo!" Rissa says, patting them on their heads, before ushering them inside and shutting the door. She makes a note in her mind to seek out a harpy slave sooner rather than later. She'd be the first to admit she doesn't know the first thing about the avian race, but if there's an ounce of a motherly sense in any of them, she wants one to help keep the boys in line. Either way, her heart's set on making some cash. She re-corrects Sheena's posture on her cock as she heads off to Hark's bar.
 

Archangel99

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Walking the streets with an imp impaled on her cock gets her a lot of looks and chuckles.
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Once she enters Hark's Bar, she's greeted by the aroma of smoke, drinks, aaaand probably cum, as well as cooking food.
[You already know what the place looks like, right?]