The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

[Floozer]

She sprints after him, not wanting to be left behind in this crazy place.

 

[Archangel99]

She runs behind him for a few minutes... Until she sees another Jackal waving at her from the side. "Hey! Phorsaal! I'm over here! Where the fuck are you going!?" He yells.
The one in front of her keeps running, giving no indication that he even heard the other one call out.

 

[Floozer]

"Nope nope nope nope nope" She mutters to herself, following the one that is scooting on ahead. "Ignore it, don't fall for it... screw that noise."

 

[Archangel99]

Seeing that its illusion isn't working, it slinks away elsewhere.
They manage to make it another few meters before this time, A skeletal hand tries to grab Phorsaal's leg!

 

[Floozer]

She jumps up and over it, scurrying after Jackal and flipping the bird to the hand behind her now, her middle finger turning skeletal to really make it sting "One bag of bones to the other, fuck you!"

 

[Archangel99]

The hand pauses for a moment, then flips her right back before shooting back into the ground with a muffled thump.

"I fucking hate this place..." Jackal grumbles from up ahead. His ears are lying flat against his head, and he's keeping his head down, not looking left or right as he keeps moving in a beeline for the edge of the forest.

 

[Floozer]

She tails after him without so much as a word, trying desperately to keep the real Jackal in her sights and not get fucked by any more traps.

 

[Archangel99]

Too bad for her... Because the forest isn't done yet...
This time, the trees themselves come alive, reaching out for her and Jackal with gnarled limbs and loud groans of cracking wood.

 

[Floozer]

"NOPE NOPE NOPE!" She says loudly, dodging, weaving and diving to avoid the trees "Fuck this place! Seriously!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Stay in the center of the path! They can't reach you!" Jackal yells behind at her, swatting away a few branches with a sharp dagger.

 

[Floozer]

She does as instructed, clinging to the center of the path and walking all the more faster.

 

[Archangel99]

"Heeeey! Porky and Jackal! What are you guys doing here?" Karline's voice speaks up from their left. "You guys are dumb! There's a good path right here!" She says, grinning and pointing to a section of the path that leads deeper into the woods.

 

[Khorne]

(I do but I like the older ones better less cgi bullshit.)

"We're watching the first move called "the darkness rises." He says as he watches the movie.

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh okay. This is the first part?" Ragnar asks.

 

[Floozer]

"NOPE! We didn't even bring her along! It was only the two of us! Fuck yooooooooooou!"

 

[Archangel99]

'Karline' blinks, then snarls at Phorsaal before disappearing in a puff of purple smoke.
Up ahead, they can see the light shining through the trees, but only barely. There was still a ways to go!

 

[Floozer]

"It feels like we are running on a treadmill next to a moving scenery screen! It just goes on forever!"

 

[Archangel99]

"It's been made that way!" Jackal yells, twisting out of the grip of a few skeletal hands that had reached out from the ground to grab at his legs.
"Watch out for the boneworms!" He yells.

 

[Floozer]

"Watch out for the everything!" she shouts back, jumping over some hands and looking out for further assault.

 

[Archangel99]

"Right!" He yells back, ducking under a large web, which probably belonged to a spider the size of a large dog, and continuing to run.

Finally, after what seems like nearly half an hour later, they make it through the forest onto hard, rocky ground. Jackal immediately crashes to the ground, panting.
"Fucking... Hate... That... Forest!" He groans loudly.

 

[Floozer]

She keeps on running and trips over him, falling flat on her front with an oof "Brimstone... to that... horrible place!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Forest... Of Nightmares, is what... They call it. It's worse... At night." Jackal says, panting as he sits up.

 

[Floozer]

She just lays there, sweaty and panting. "Wait... what... am I doing?" She morphs back to her true self and sits up "Duh... got no muscles or lungs to be tired!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Lucky you... At least you can change shape..." Jackal grumbles.

 

[Floozer]

"One of the many perks of being an Eidolon. Ya know... short of creeping everyone out when i look like this and having this huge urge to make the perfect appearance."

 

[Archangel99]

"Right. Keeping body standards too high, eh?" He says, barking out a laugh before getting to his feet, dusting off his suit, and readjusting his fedora, which had miraculously stayed on, before walking ahead. "Follow me. I know a good vantage point..." He says, walking towards a cliff.

 

[Floozer]

"Hold on" She walks over to him and reforms her usual shape "When you can fine tune everything to a perfect degree, you are always looking to reach it." She then pulls his hat off "But this looks silly, have you tried a bowler hat instead?"

 

[Archangel99]

He snatches it back and put it back on his head, his ears sticking out from small holes he had cut in the sides.
"No." He says in a tone that pretty much ends the discussion.
"Bowlers are stupid." He mutters after a few minutes of walking up the steep trail that leads to the edge of the cliff.

 

[Floozer]

"Hmph... says you, and the human internet has ruined fedoras... at least you are wearing a suit with it and not a sweater." She says with a snort.

 

[Archangel99]

"Whaaa? Which jackass would wear a sweater with a fedora!?" He groans as they reach the top, and steps back to let Phorsaal take a look around.