"Ok then." Kenn says with a shrug as he turns his attention to the race. "This is going to be exciting." He says as he stares down at the pods.
The Renegade of Mandalore (For Khorne)
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The countdown starts off in Hutteese, and as soon as it ends, the racers are off!
Save one. One bug-like creature was screaming in frustration as his pod refuses to start, and is slamming on the dashboard.
"Watch. Sebulba's going to win. That Dug always cheats. Always." He whispers, chuckling.
Save one. One bug-like creature was screaming in frustration as his pod refuses to start, and is slamming on the dashboard.
"Watch. Sebulba's going to win. That Dug always cheats. Always." He whispers, chuckling.
"Ha. That bugs pod didn't even start." Kenn says with a laugh. "So he cheats. It's not the most honorable thing to do but who cares." He says with a shrug.
"Indeed. If you win, who cares about the method, right?" Hondo says with a snort. "Look at this." He points at the viewscreen. "He times it in such a way that all the crashes occur off the screens. All we get to see is the wreckage." He says with a chuckle.
"Very smart of him. It's so no one can point to him as the cause of the crash." He says with a nod
"Exactly. Look. One racer less." Hondo says, chuckling and pointing to the screen, where they see that the racer who was previously behind Sebulba's pod has mysteriously vanished.
"He's very efficient. Plus I doubt that anyone cares wgat happens to the other racers." He says with a chuckle as he watches the screen.
"They don't. They like seeing high speed crashes and body parts flying around." Hondo says with a laugh.
"Indeed. Ooop! There goes one!" He says, laughing as one driver loses control of his pod and smashes it into the wall, which leaves nothing but a long, bloody streak on the canyon walls as the pod flies off elsewhere.
"Don't be an ass. Oh Damn! There goes another!" Kenn says as he laughs as one drivers pod goes out of control and does a flip. Which then it smashes back down in a explosion.
"I meant in the races. Saw this one guy get sucked into the engines. Stream of blood was all that came out of the other end...
"That's exactly the point. People pay a lot for these things! Hell, this stuff is even televised on some planets!" He says, grinning.
"Oh yeah! Well, Tatooine races are more popular on the... Uh... "Less scrupulous" planets. The others all watch the normal, protected, safe stuff." He says, shaking his head regretfully.
"Indeed." He murmurs, settling down to watch the race.
As predicted, Sebulba ends up winning, and Kenn gets 1200 credits from people who had probably bet against him.
As predicted, Sebulba ends up winning, and Kenn gets 1200 credits from people who had probably bet against him.
As Kenn puts his winnings with the rest of his credits. He stands and pats Hondo on the shoulder. "Well that was great fun. Ready to head for the whore houses?" He says.
"Oh yes. About time!" He says, laughing and clapping him on the back before leading him to a row of speeders. "Come. The taxis will take us." He says, grinning.
"This is going to be fun." Kenn says as he rubs his hands together, and then follows Hondo to the taxis.
They get into one of the speeders, which takes them to Jabba's palace. After a long ride, they reach, and Hondo pays the driver before walking off into the palace.
Hondo keeps walking in a seemingly random direction, taking the turns like as if he knew the place like the back of his hand, which he probably did, anyway.
Eventually, they come out into a large, circular room. There are many hallways leading out of it, but the main attraction is the room itself.
There are nearly hundreds of slaves of all races; Twi'leks, humans, Rodians, Devaronians, Zabraks; you name it, they had it!
Eventually, they come out into a large, circular room. There are many hallways leading out of it, but the main attraction is the room itself.
There are nearly hundreds of slaves of all races; Twi'leks, humans, Rodians, Devaronians, Zabraks; you name it, they had it!
"Holy shit. Jabba has a very nice selection of slaves." Kenn says as he eyes up a few female slaves.
"That he does. Just pick one, pay the bouncer at each hallway, and then take them into one of the rooms to enjoy yourself." Hondo says, looking around him at the slaves.