I really, really like what I've read so far.
Nonesuch's Catalogue of Smut
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I really, really like what I've read so far.
Very impressive. I mean, I thoroughly enjoyed the story as a whole in spite of hetero smut not doing much for me. You get right into the action and keep up a good pace while giving just enough backstory to make it all hang together. Also, some really excellent bits of descriptive writing in there!
Yes, recruitable Ramis is in the game now. Fen didn't advertise it particularly well, but that was somewhat my fault for being out of town over the weekend. Reminder that she is encounterable in Anon's Bar on Tavros between 21:00-01:00, and you need 10,000-12,000 bones in order to hire her (depending on how much she likes you). Reporting any bugs you encounter is immensely helpful to me. Hope everyone enjoys her!
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*Sets up Old-Timey News reporter voice*
Once that Ramis gets on board, you know she's gonna blow that Kase wide open!
Now I just -know- we need a reporter character who talks like that and reports on Steele's more noteworthy exploits (like saving Tarkus, solving Myrellion's crisis etc.) and celebrity gossip once that high society aspect of the character gets (more) content.
Neither. Officer Sylvie will just sit on them until they behave.
Well he does have four arms
Actually now I kinda want recruitable Dane to have canon issues with Ramis that the player can handle the way Shepard handled Miranda and Jack fighting in ME2.
I still hate the fact that you can gather all the alignment points the game allows you without cheesing it and somehow end up with juuuust not enough points to handle those disputes or resist that Asari Lewdpire (forgot her name by now)
I can't vouch for Ramis just yet, but we beat Dane at a pretty low level with crap gear, and then later on beat someone who kicked his ass, so I'm gonna say he's not so great.
Morinth, the Ardat-Yakshi.
yeah if you started at me2 you never had enough points unless you did a pure run (paragon or renegade) and all the side missions. Plus you had to avoid whatever triggers each event until you had enough, entirely too much savior/bad boy grinding.
Now I was lucky cause i had three chars i ported over, all of whom made the paragon/renegade system their bitch through all three games.
I must've been doing something terribly wrong because I played my Shepard across all three games with save ports and still didn't have enough. I gotta say, I preferred the way ME1 handled it - as a simple speechcraft skill.
Why would you not do all the side quests?
I don't know how that could happen at all. But I did like the Paragon/Renegade actions you could take. My Shepard accidentally got a little more Renegade each game without me noticing. What was really weird was when the reporter I had never punched said "Not this time" when I did hit her in ME3.
I wound up replaying ME and ME2 as renegade after getting angry at how old friends treated you in ME2. Never got to play ME3 because I sunk my monies into SWTOR.
I wound up replaying ME and ME2 as renegade after getting angry at how old friends treated you in ME2. Never got to play ME3 because I sunk my monies into SWTOR.
Garrus and Wrex are good boys. Tali and Liara are good girls. You don't need anybody else to love you. Also, Grunt is a good boy too.
"throat utterly filled with thick, delicious orc-cock."
Nonesuch no, they're not orcs, they're thraggen! Big difference!
Nonesuch no, they're not orcs, they're thraggen! Big difference!
Wrex is mah dawg and Garrus is that bestie that is always by your side when shit hits the fan.
I actually liked Jacob but also datAssOMGDaBootyBruvBruhHotFuckingDamItsSoRoundAndNoice
ahem but really the only companions i didn't like frfr were fucking Ashley and... I think that's it. I'm one of the very few ppl that liked Kaiden even though his gay romance was only better than steve's cause he's a whole character and steve is pretty much insert-gay-here, but a very cute insert-gay-here so he wasn't annoying just too 2D
But of all the crew members Tali was my shep's bestie and the only reason we got so close is because I had her in EVERY SINGLE MISSION in ME1 so she could hack shit cause my vanguard shepard was too busy being an aboslute badass in combat.
Yeah I don't get the people that get mad that all romances are persuadable by both gender protags. Like people legit complain about that but as a gay male or a lesbian we tend to get the short end of the stick either by shitty romances or very few choices. But dems the brakes.
Wow yeah we probably should give nonesuch his thread back, if you want you can make a thread about AAA game romances and we can sit and complain, poke fun at and otherwise critique romances across the board. I'd be down just shoot me a message with a link to it... if you want