Nonesuch's Catalogue of Smut
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oooh just saw that Mpreg Station... That's one of the few fetish's I can't stand. That's probably because I read quite a lot from fanfiction.net and there is waaaaay too much mpreg on there. But holy crap you've contributed a great deal to TiTs and working on a lot more. I haven't seen most of them dammit. I need to stop saying I need to play TiTs more and actually play it.
You think that's bad? Somebody is making some shitty homebrew Manga about a planet populated entirely by dudes, with all the gayness and MPreg such a setting entails. And from what I can tell, it's actually decently popular! If you wanna see one of the most cringey things on the internet, Google "Planet of Gays" yes it's actually called that.
No kink shaming/kink bashing guys, please. Seriously. This is not the place. YKINMK, and all that jazz.
@nad destroyer AO3 has a way better tagging system (as in, it actually has one), which allows you to filter out the tags you don't want to read about, if you care enough to learn. Js.
Sorry. I was just rolling with things. Didn't realize I was coming off as a dick.
But seriously, even if you like Mpreg, good fucking lord is that comic shitty. Furry and Brony cringe ain't got nothing on it!
No thanks I'll pass. I can read stories that has M/M romance if it has good story. But that planet sounds like I need to stay away.Ah sorry didn't mean to come off that way. Literally posted the first thing that came to mind when reading nonesuchs OP. I have been to A03 before but I didn't have any luck finding smut stories that actually had a good story. I can't really enjoy the smut otherwise.
I couldn't even find it, so I'll take your word for it. I'm very finicky when it comes to mpreg.
Eh, don't sweat it. Kink shaming/kink bashing is a bit of a sensitive subject for me, so I just wanted to make sure it wasn't that. Sorry.
Ah sorry didn't mean to come off that way. Literally posted the first thing that came to mind when reading nonesuchs OP. I have been to A03 before but I didn't have any luck finding smut stories that actually had a good story. I can't really enjoy the smut otherwise.
Yeah even with the tagging system, it can take a while to find good smutty fics, especially in small fandoms. At least there are bookmarks that can help you find decent fics.
(and same, can't enjoy a smutty fic if the characterisation at least is not on-point. Finding a fic that fullfills the holy trinity of smut/characterisation/length is like finding the holy grail)
ETA on the beginning of the Kane stuff? {And link to the doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MYqJS0kSXtok4VFdp0n8AkxuewIzQpqZUgEt3Tuke1E/edit#
This project is basically about setting up Kane, the scarred brother of Able, as a slightly less asshole-ish Kelt. Reasonably inspired for this, so I'm hoping to produce it in a relatively breezy amount of time.
Does this mean that we can expect a "turning Kane into Kanye" path?..
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest?
His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
I am always sad when I see non-repeatable pregnancies.
Can't wait to teach my son/daughter the ways of the starwalkers.
I want to show them pictures of all their half-siblings.
null_blank's Steele would traumatize the tyke.
Quinn kid: Is that your army dad/mom/sire?
Steele: Haha, no my child. Those are all your brothers and sisters.
Quinn kid: *flop sweat*
Baby!Steele: "Dommy/Maddy/Writhing Mass of Tentacles Dicks. Do I have any brothers or sisters?"
Captain!Steele: "Sure you do, Kiddo. There's the pups that I had with Sam. She's still in prison. So is Tam-Tam, but our kids are just adorable. And the Thraggan kids I had with Khorgan. She's down the cell block from them."
Baby!Steele: "I've suddenly realised why AssEgg!Steele went crazy...."
Captain!Steele: "Oh! And then there are the kids I had with Sera when I purchased her contract and made her my sub slave. Then there are the kids I had with that Red Myr lady. I never did get her off the planet."
Baby!Steele: "I get it, you had a lot of kids. You're a manwhore. Just please stop talki---"
Captain!Steele: "And of course, I really can't forget the kids from the Breedwell centre. I'll tell ya, they certainly bred me when they got me in there. Couldn't walk properly for a week after that."
Baby!Steele: "You're still talking....for the love of the One please stop talking. You're breaking my mind. Ithurtspleasestopplease."
Captain!Steele: "Sure you do, Kiddo. There's the pups that I had with Sam. She's still in prison. So is Tam-Tam, but our kids are just adorable. And the Thraggan kids I had with Khorgan. She's down the cell block from them."
Baby!Steele: "I've suddenly realised why AssEgg!Steele went crazy...."
Captain!Steele: "Oh! And then there are the kids I had with Sera when I purchased her contract and made her my sub slave. Then there are the kids I had with that Red Myr lady. I never did get her off the planet."
Baby!Steele: "I get it, you had a lot of kids. You're a manwhore. Just please stop talki---"
Captain!Steele: "And of course, I really can't forget the kids from the Breedwell centre. I'll tell ya, they certainly bred me when they got me in there. Couldn't walk properly for a week after that."
Baby!Steele: "You're still talking....for the love of the One please stop talking. You're breaking my mind. Ithurtspleasestopplease."
manwhore implies a Steele not capable of completely and utterly scarring their brat with their experience on both ends of their reproductive might.
It's not THAT bad...if we break it down...
Reproduction Statistics
Offspring
* Total: 5657
* Total @ Daycare: 859
* Births, Total: 5638
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 142
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 931
* Births, Cockvines: 360
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 18
* Births, Korgonne Young: 7
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 124
* Births, Milodan Young: 144
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 57
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 14
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 74
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 145
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 22
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 19
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 3672
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ Daycare: 32
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 3640
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 61
* Births, Riya’s Children: 42
* Births, Sera’s Children: 50
* Births, Sydian Young: 28
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
* Births, Zil Young: 15
* Sired, Total: 19
* Sired, Briha’s Children: Aya
* Sired, Briha’s Daughters: 1
* Sired, Ellie’s Children: 3
* Sired, Khorgan’s Children: 2
* Sired, Sam’s Children: 6
* Sired, Ula’s Children: 4
* Sired, Zheniya Children: 3
Offspring
* Total: 5657
* Total @ Daycare: 859
* Births, Total: 5638
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 142
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 931
* Births, Cockvines: 360
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 18
* Births, Korgonne Young: 7
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 124
* Births, Milodan Young: 144
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 57
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 14
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 74
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 145
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 22
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 19
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 3672
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ Daycare: 32
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 3640
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 61
* Births, Riya’s Children: 42
* Births, Sera’s Children: 50
* Births, Sydian Young: 28
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
* Births, Zil Young: 15
* Sired, Total: 19
* Sired, Briha’s Children: Aya
* Sired, Briha’s Daughters: 1
* Sired, Ellie’s Children: 3
* Sired, Khorgan’s Children: 2
* Sired, Sam’s Children: 6
* Sired, Ula’s Children: 4
* Sired, Zheniya Children: 3
Psychic tentacle beasts, venus pitcher seeds, infertile bothric eggs, cockvines and Rahn eggs sent to TamaniCorp shouldn't count.
Okay, maybe it is pretty bad...
I BLAME BREEDWELL, THAT PLACE IS TOO AWESOME
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You didn't keep any of your Venus Pitchers? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
@null_blank, You need help. The first step is admitting you need help. Take the first step.
Seriously, how many ties and/or flowers is that Steele going to get for Fathers/Mothers day. Florists and Tie stores will be emptied for weeks in the run up! THEY'LL DEVASTATE THE GALACTIC ECONOMY! WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED I TELLS YA! DOOOOOOOOMED!
But seriously, the babysitting bill alone must be astronomical.
Seriously, how many ties and/or flowers is that Steele going to get for Fathers/Mothers day. Florists and Tie stores will be emptied for weeks in the run up! THEY'LL DEVASTATE THE GALACTIC ECONOMY! WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED I TELLS YA! DOOOOOOOOMED!
But seriously, the babysitting bill alone must be astronomical.
Made solid progress with Kane's content over the past week, including a submissive blowjob I'm very happy with. Think I'll wrap some slow Willpower gain into his wrestling mini-game, so the least trainable stat in the game gets a bit more love. I'm going to call him about 3/4 done at this point. Still to do: Submissive pinion sex, bad end, and maybe a way of seriously getting him back.
That will all have to wait however, because I'm going away for about a month in a couple days' time. Can't write porn on other people's machines, much as I'd like to, so all work will be suspended until about the beginning of June. Will wrap up Kane and (hopefully) start work on Ramis then.
That will all have to wait however, because I'm going away for about a month in a couple days' time. Can't write porn on other people's machines, much as I'd like to, so all work will be suspended until about the beginning of June. Will wrap up Kane and (hopefully) start work on Ramis then.
Just gonna say first of all that a good chunk of my favorite content/quests are yours and I applaud your writing.
Second, I’m kinda curious if there’s any plan on expanding Carrie and Cora content? Specifically an alternate route to helping them with the cum bottling plant that doesn’t involve a “bad” end. I really want to help them out but I also don’t want to end up forgetting everything I stood for so that’s why I ask.
Second, I’m kinda curious if there’s any plan on expanding Carrie and Cora content? Specifically an alternate route to helping them with the cum bottling plant that doesn’t involve a “bad” end. I really want to help them out but I also don’t want to end up forgetting everything I stood for so that’s why I ask.
Maybe make it a really high Willpower and/or Intelligence check?
Thanks, glad you enjoy it.
And probably not. I like to think the Carrie and Cora stuff is well rounded off now, but more importantly nobody's expressed an interest in commissioning such a thing.
I love the Kane stuff so far, it's super hot! You're an amazing writer, Nonesuch! ~<3
Speaking of commissions I remember reading the initial idea/pitch for Jasvalla and really loving it, so if there's ever a point where it's possible I'd be more than willing to commission her creation? Sorry if it's something that's been brought up before, forum browsing is not my strong suite.
Speaking of commissions I remember reading the initial idea/pitch for Jasvalla and really loving it, so if there's ever a point where it's possible I'd be more than willing to commission her creation? Sorry if it's something that's been brought up before, forum browsing is not my strong suite.
Thank you!
I would fucking love to do Jasvalla, you have no idea. However she would be a huge project that I'd have to clear substantial amounts of time to do - and get the commissioner to fund it all, of course. Here's hoping, some time in the future.