Nonesuch's Catalogue of Smut

[SoAndSo]

Sorry, but in my mind the more I hear it the more I hear her speaking a full on cockney. Which DOES NOT HELP. Don't get me wrong I love me a lighter end of the cockney that's intelligible if not enunciated. I'd sooner see Reaha with a scottish brogue, than with a posh and snooty version of the english accents. Not all people outside the Isles think of only one thing when a british accent is suggested. I'll admit that the finer points of Dorset vs Cambridgshire are lost on me. I am in fact aware of the multiple dialectical differences Unlike most, I even know that a cockney is a LOOOOT thicker than most americans think it is.

Dorset is basically our version of the boonies so everyone's a farmer or at least sounds like it.

I think this does a decent job of showing what most accents in the UK are:

 

[Dark67titan]

Dorset is basically our version of the boonies so everyone's a farmer or at least sounds like it.

I think this does a decent job of showing what most accents in the UK are:

it does actually though it could do with some of the uk's slang in there

 

[RanmaChan]

I love the Geordie accent, anything Sarah Millican says is funny, just because of that accent. What accent do you have SoAndSo?

 

[SoAndSo]

I love the Geordie accent, anything Sarah Millican says is funny, just because of that accent. What accent do you have SoAndSo?

A cross between Surrey and South London. So not quite cockney, not quite posh, some sort of awful hybrid in between.

 

[Noob Salad]

British accents are too easy. Now try deciphering this American accent.

 

[SoAndSo]

Cap'n, mah cap'n, that video is distressing.

 

[Noob Salad]

Just another day in 'MURICA.

Link removed so I don't get banned.

 

[OnyxDrakkenblade]

Captain that link goes to nowhere.

 

[Noob Salad]

I knew it, everyone just ignores every other post by me. ;-;

Shitposting is a hard career choice these days.

 

[Lancer]

Captain that link goes to nowhere.

There might be a reason for that

Link removed so I don't get banned.

 

[RanmaChan]

Probably for the best, kinda shows a video of a guy being shot.
Accent was interesting though.

 

[Sojo]

When anyone outside the Isles says "British" they mean "Harry Potter".

Not that boyos can't be wizards either, I'm just saying.

No, those of us smart enough to know the difference mean Britain itself, not is surrounding countries. (This comes from someone who never bought the whole "Great Britain" bit in school, sue me.)

 

[Noob Salad]

Smoking is bad for you. ;-;

You are now imagining a pregnant Sera smoking.

 

[Xeivous]

You are now imagining a pregnant Sera smoking.

Briget is going to have a fit.

 

[Noob Salad]

Surely Nonesuch will deliver.

Er, not the baby, because that'd be weird, but you know what I mean.

 

[Nonesuch]

You are now imagining a pregnant Sera smoking.

Stop posting.

 

[Nonesuch]

Three smaller requests down, two to go. Next up is a tentacle wing self-orgy and some nice little upgrades to the Magic Milker.

 

[Noob Salad]

I can't believe I'm actually asking this but...is your tentacle wing scene tentacle wing only or all prehensile dicks?

 

[BlackPick7]

A tease on what the upgrades to the Milker will do?

 

[Dark67titan]

Any updates yet nonesuch

 

[Nonesuch]

Have
at it.

 

[Dark67titan]

Have
at it.

not what I was expecting but finally new update

 

[Noob Salad]

How do you fly with cockwings?!

 

[NotYouNorI]

How do you fly with cockwings?!

Cum-jets, of course!

 

[Xeivous]

I wasn't aware demon cockwings were a thing.

Might actually go for them instead of regular ass wings on one of my characters for once.

 

[NotYouNorI]

I wasn't aware demon cockwings were a thing.

Might actually go for them instead of regular ass wings on one of my characters for once.

You can get them from either Tentatool or by getting the regular ones from Cerespirin and using Lucifier to change them into the "demon" ones.

 

[Ormael]

So demon ones or normal one plant-like tenta wings allow to fly? Or both types?

 

[Ethereal Dragon]

So demon ones or normal one plant-like tenta wings allow to fly? Or both types?

-_- Silly goose! Tenta dick wings aren't meant for flying they're meant for fucking!

 

[NotYouNorI]

So demon ones or normal one plant-like tenta wings allow to fly? Or both types?

 

[Arhon]

-_- Silly goose! Tenta dick wings aren't meant for flying they're meant for fucking!