Okay, I'm about to go play the new patch that just dropped and frankly, I've been waiting for this moment for a while, so the rant I was working up while lying awake in bed at 6 in the morning will have to be this brief snippet instead:
I just don't care about plot holes or realistic logic problems in games, especially not porn games, as much as some of you guys do. If this was a movie or a book then sure, maybe I'd have harsher words, but this is a video game, a video game primarily about fucking everything with an open hole you meet, and I do not care about the narrative of games half as much as the playable/recruitable characters and the core gameplay loop of whatever game I'm playing. I love several games that have plots that are weak, thin, dull or just painfully straightforward because by having a strong cast of central characters and/or a primary gameplay loop that makes the neurons fire in my brain sastisfactorily, it doesn't matter. And honestly, I think it would do us all some good to remember the MST3K Mantra if we find ourselves going over points like this too often: