God DAMN did I trigger some folks here, who DIDN'T FUCKING READ what I said. I am not saying I want an LLM - hence the enshittification comment. I am saying that unless you somehow generate the content procedurally, you cannot have a system as complex and customizable as TITS tries to be that takes all the variants into account, and that right now the only thing that is even REMOTELY in the ballpark would be LLMs, and even those are at least 5 years away from what would be needed. Now, if any of you who actually have any background in computer science want to weigh in on a means by which you could procedurally generate the needed content by some other means, I'd be glad to hear it - hell, I'd be glad to help fund it, if it actually viable.
But "background in computer science" is not the same as "durr I can has right-click?"