"I'll have you know that I have the (long) ear of the high priestess as well as the regent, sirrah, and that I have laboriously lubricated the way for the mending of the elven schism with their lady ambassador. Moreover, the orc chieftess in the East kowtows to the Wayfort, and the mighty hornets are at my beck and call... not to speak of my entreaties with the elusive fox fiends."
You do not have ear of the high priestess, for that is the one orifice you do not have. =P
Also, the Orc chieftess kowtows away from the wayfort half the time, according to your demands.
Ok, enough silly jokes. =P
Seriously though, I actually doubt half of that, story wise.
The High Priestess, maybe, though the regent is a friend of yours, so that is even more important.
The mending.. only empowers the first point, but ok, point to you.
The Orcs will probably only aid you when you will win, or they will use it as a chance to either plunder or break free (and then plunder). Not really a loyal vassal there.
The Hornets are hard to read for me. You are honored, but they will probably aid you as long your goals are kinda just and not against them?
The Kitsunes however, they will not aid you unless you are a Kitsune yourself. And even then it is not certain. On top of it, I think they and the Elves will eventually clash - and my champion would definetly work for his liege and not for the Kitsunes.
(I know you meant it as a joke, but it made me think about the power of the groups. ^^)