"Wait... What!? Did someone take a shit so hard that they broke a toilet!?" He says, laughing his head off.
The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)
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"Dildos, buttplugs... Yeah, pretty much random shit. Actual shit included." Karline says, giggling hard.
"Wooow. That master or mistress must have been really fucking cruel. Give them a swirly every time someone flushes! Not to mention, they'd be getting who knows what in their mouths and all over their faces!"
"Yeah... Some demons are... Well... Demented. Not like the rest of us." Jackal says, pulling his knots out of her ass with a loud slurp.
"Me take Erona. You... Poof." He says, making a sort of motion with his hands that says she should disappear.
"Me take Erona. You... Poof." He says, making a sort of motion with his hands that says she should disappear.
He growls in frustration and slaps around his head, trying to shoot her away. "Go 'way! Erona no see you!" He grumbles.
He harrumphs and starts walking away, back to Erona's camp. Muttering to himself about annoying demons.
"If you locked the door, and I was behind you, then how the fuck was I supposed to lock the chains? Ugh... Fuck... The chances that they're already out is too damn high..." He groans, getting to his feet.
Then again, as much as Rissa would love to wait for the two lovebirds to lug themselves from point A to B, she realizes that there's no true harm in getting to the boar first. She zips through the sky, making her way to where she saw the sleeping beast last.
It still hasn't moved, lazing on the ground as it sleeps, with flies buzzing around it as usual.
They both make their way down to the door, which they find splintered, but not broken. The orcs are still smashing away at it, however.
"Good thing I had that reinforced steel plate installed..." He mutters.
They both make their way down to the door, which they find splintered, but not broken. The orcs are still smashing away at it, however.
"Good thing I had that reinforced steel plate installed..." He mutters.
"Nope... This time we use the lightning. Fry them until they pass out." He growls, two balls of lightning charging up in his hands.
The two orcs eventually show up at the edge of the clearing, hiding in the bushes as they plan their attacks. If she wanted to do anything, now would be the time. Otherwise, she'd best wait and watch.
The orcs split up, before Orton moves to the front of the boar, while Erona climbs up a nearby tree, her eyes fixated on the boar.
Orton suddenly charges into the clearing, yelling loudly and screaming. The boar immediately wakes and screeches, before charging at him. He dives out of the way, and the boar slams into the tree. Before it can get free, Erona let's out a loud war cry and leaps, stabbing the boar through the head, and killing it instantly.
"And if you do... Well... I head orc meat tastes pretty good..." He mutters, chuckling as the door splinters even further.
Orton suddenly charges into the clearing, yelling loudly and screaming. The boar immediately wakes and screeches, before charging at him. He dives out of the way, and the boar slams into the tree. Before it can get free, Erona let's out a loud war cry and leaps, stabbing the boar through the head, and killing it instantly.
"And if you do... Well... I head orc meat tastes pretty good..." He mutters, chuckling as the door splinters even further.
"Alright. My guess... It's the males coming through first. Try and reduce the power a bit, but not too much. We still need enough to shock them. Doesn't matter if we kill them, though. On second thought, forgetabout reducing the power. We can just sell their meat." He growls, before the door finally splinters, and the first orc charges out.
Orton turns around, his eyes wide. He leaps to the side again, before throwing what looks like some sort of bolo around the boar's legs, and immediately tanglingher up!