"Start working out... mostly weight lifting." She moves over and lifts his shirt up to look at his stomach "It looks like you got a good core here, so cardio is likely not an issue, just try to fill out your frame and broaden your shoulders. See all those light colored shirts? Only good on dads. Stick to darker colors like rusty red, black, gray, blue... things like that. Never wear black jeans... they are tacky, trust me." She pulls out a gray shirt and blue jeans "Put these on the next time you go to school and make sure to shave every morning. Do that along with some weight lifting and you should get her attention as a man."