The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

[Archangel99]

"Uhhh... Okay..." He mutters before walking over to his chair, and sitting down normally, before slouching, and sticking his legs further out.

 

[Floozer]

"There is the problem." She walks over to him "Back straight, shoulders to the side. Pull your legs in and don't let them spread out wide. Proper posture puts out a better image."

 

[Archangel99]

He blinks before following her orders and sitting straight, thoughhe seems to be rather uncomfortable. "How do people even sit like this? It feels so weird..." He grumbles.

 

[Floozer]

"That's because your spine is slightly bent now from slouching so much you dork. now stand up and show me how you walk."

 

[Archangel99]

He seems almost reluctant to do so this time, but gets up and walks across his room. His back is slightly bent, as if he's trying to make himself inconspicuous.

 

[Floozer]

"There it is again! Back straight, shoulders to the side and hold your head up! Also, stop flinging your arms around, slow and even sways is fine."

 

[Archangel99]

He winces, but obeys. "Okay... This is gonna need a little time to get used to... What next?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Ok, posture is working, confidence is up. Now for your... impulses. you have to work slowly about this Marty. She just broke up today, so by the time you talk to her it will have only been one day. Approach her as a friend for now. Talk to her, smile, be nice and try to find this common ground like we have been talking about. If she asks why you are suddenly to interested in her, say you just want to spend time with her again like you did when you were kids. That line always works. The goal here is for HER to realize she likes you, not for you to try and woo her."

 

[Archangel99]

"Umm.... How do you know she won't just friendzone me again?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Because we are going to make sure it doesn't happen. She friend zoned you because she didn't see a man, she just saw Marty. Remember, posture and common ground. Show her there is a bright, intelligent, interesting person under the friend that she sees!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Umm... Okay. Okay. I'll give it a shot. Get her to think that she likes me. Got it. I can probably manage." He sighs.
"Hey, if this doesn't work out, does that mean I get my soul back?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Ha! No, the deal is set, your soul is mine until the end of time little mortal, I am just too stubborn to let you fail."

 

[Archangel99]

"But if you technically don't hold up your end of the deal, it becomes voided, since you broke the deal. Right?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Ah, so you do get how a contract works. Yes, that is true... but our deal was simply to get this Beth girl to like you and break up her relationship with Joey. I'm alrady half way done!"

 

[Archangel99]

"So if you got half the deal... Does that mean you get half my soul or what?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Yea, that sounds about right... and neither of us want a half job now do we?"

 

[Archangel99]

"It would be kinda funny to float around in half..." Marty admits, chuckling.

 

[Floozer]

"Then I would take your lower half... more things to play with" She says in a mildly dangerous tone.

 

[Archangel99]

"Uhh... Walking around as a pair of legs doesn't seem very fun..." He says, chuckling wryly.

 

[Floozer]

"hips down dear... where the fun pieces are. Leaving your top half to wonder just when I will stop tormenting you... which is never."

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh. So... Demons actually do... Torture souls... Oh crap..." He groans.

 

[Floozer]

"Both sexually and not sexually. As to what I do personally, well, that is for me to know and for you to find out eventually!"

 

[Archangel99]

".....I don't suppose deals can be take back?" He asks, wincing.

 

[Floozer]

"nope! In fact, if you try to break the deal, your end becomes void and I get to take you without finishing the job too! while I am at it... I might just take that Beth girl for a slave too."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well how would I even break the deal? Intentionally trying to sabotage my relationship with Beth?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"By giving up and saying you don't want me here any more before the job is done."

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh. Okay, that's fair." He says, nodding.

 

[Floozer]

"So, what will it be boy? You going to drop out now and give it to me for free? Or do you have the balls to work for the woman you want?"

 

[Archangel99]

"I'll work. I mean... I came this far, right...?" He mutters, trailing off.

 

[Floozer]

"Correct! Now then, you know the plan for tomorrow right? Try to insert yourself into her life agian, starting with the friend image!"