Ansil just chuckles and boops his nose "My word you get flustered easily~... Have you never been hit on before? I mean... that would be very surprising to me considering all the work you put into your backside."
The Four Lands
- Thread starter Malice
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Nodding, the Kobold would move down to the shoreline to look for the aforementioned hemlock, keeping low so as to not attract attention.
"A reasonable desire, one that I can most certainly agree with. Part of my reason for fighting in this place at all is to carve a place for a home. Perhaps I'll find such a place in one of the other lands. Still so much out there to explore as it is."
"Magic..." She gave a short reply and put down the book. "Magic gets tedious sometimes, but it does come with its privileges." *She then made a magic hand to grab the sandwich from the table and take it to her. "Hmm...comfort food I see." Sindiana then took a bite of it and started to slowly eat the sandwich.
Ansil just grinned at him "Well of course I'm forward... I don't being in telling lies or skirting around the truth. I tell it like it is. People waste time with words of half truths and verbal gymnastics? Me... I'm just attracted to you. I'm neither ashamed of that nor wanting to hide it."
“Yes, but for you its a bit different. You don't need to study magic to improve. Your god grants you that magic, whereas I need to study it to improve.” She shrugged. “Oh well to each their own. Now then.....you have asked me a lot of questions, so what about you. Whats there to know about the paladin who took down Lethice.” She looked at him with a slight smirk as she took another bite of her food.
"Oh no that pretty much sums it up. The fabled story of Zero to Hero, its quite interesting. I guess destiny had it out for you this time, hmh.." She then laid back down on her back and called down her owl to feed it part of her food. "But I am curious, what was the line that gave you that name. I thought for a second and I could not guess." She gave a small giggle.
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Ansil boomed the wolf mage's snoot and just said "Well... If you ever want to capitalize on this... We'll be in town for a while~" Ansil winked at him as he goes back to join his companions, snagging a bite of the dinner that prepared. With a mouth full of food he asked "So... Where are you guys sleeping tonight?... Don't worry, I'll make sure to watch you while your eyes are closed."
Hearing that she started to laugh a bit. “Well I will say its much funnier than what I imagined. Crimson king indeed, but if you were out for blood maybe all the virgins in the world should be afraid. I myself would be terrified if ‘The Crimson King’ was coming for my virginity.” *She laughed as Ansil came in.* “Well Ansil you really need to work on your speech dear. You make it sound so creepy. Now I think that I’m going to take first watch and after that I can leave Lemmy to help watch with the rest. My dear doesn't need any sleep.”
After collecting up a sizeable amount of the herbs, the kobold would eat one of the rats that was fireballed earlier, before making her way back to the town. Looking for a couple of empty glass bottles on her way in, she’d pick out one of the empty house ruins for herself.
Ansil shrugged *I mean... I drank questionable fluid from the old medicine woman so I think I'm fine... but if you're that paranoid." He then lifted up his shirt to show off the rat bites that sneaked past his clothing and armor.
Ashar will be spending part of her night on watch but not until after her late night companionship had come to an end, after all she has a lovely serpentine lady to keep company. She'll likely head off to her tent with them in tow before it got too late. Though even after Ashar and their late night companion were finished, Ashar was a very light sleeper, and would likely take up a middle of the night watch.
Tali joins the monk for the nigh, spending the night eating you out.
As the dawn rises banishing the night those of you awake catch the faint smell of wood smoke. You brush this off as someone cooking breakfast however the smell grows stronger and then you hear people screaming. When you rush out side you see the ruins are on fire with people screaming and running around, Berwyn is leading an effort to put out the flames. Looking up you can see the cause of this woe. You see 14 small figures, IMPS! Though they are different than normal imps, smaller and thinner then normal imps, they have orange red skin, two horns that grow from their head and curve upward, they have 3" cocks that are currently rock hard. Their wings are their most standout feature, instead of the normal skin they have flames instead. They cackle with mad glee as they rain fire down on the ruins.
(The fire imps have come to play!
Imps: 15
Tali: 14)
As the dawn rises banishing the night those of you awake catch the faint smell of wood smoke. You brush this off as someone cooking breakfast however the smell grows stronger and then you hear people screaming. When you rush out side you see the ruins are on fire with people screaming and running around, Berwyn is leading an effort to put out the flames. Looking up you can see the cause of this woe. You see 14 small figures, IMPS! Though they are different than normal imps, smaller and thinner then normal imps, they have orange red skin, two horns that grow from their head and curve upward, they have 3" cocks that are currently rock hard. Their wings are their most standout feature, instead of the normal skin they have flames instead. They cackle with mad glee as they rain fire down on the ruins.
(The fire imps have come to play!
Imps: 15
Tali: 14)
It took her a while to wake up and rejoin the morning world once the sun rose, her body having been initially tangled in the thicc snakes coils. However, once the moment of rest had turned to the scent of acrid smoke, she untagled herself briskly and rolled out of the tent, leaning on her staff as her still half-nude form entered a low stance. "Fucking hells... Imps? NEW Imps?! Gonna rip whoever sent these things a fucking new one!"
(Init 14)
(Init 14)
Ansil was to busy doing what he said he would do and watch everyone sleep, making sure to take notes on how much they toss and turn as well as snore. He planed on sharing his findings with them win they woke up. He though that the screams and shouting was all in his head but when he looked to see what Ashar was doing he frantically tried to get ready.
(Init... 4... I rolled a nat 1)
(Init... 4... I rolled a nat 1)
Climbing out of the rubble from where she slept, Tarykrym was already armoured and prepared as she struggled to take note of the scene with the sun in her nocturnal eyes.
(Initiative: 24, nat 20.)
(Initiative: 24, nat 20.)
Pulling her horn from her hip, Tarykrym would focus her energy into a drawn out blast, focusing magic through the horn and right on the imp in the middle of the group, (casting Enemies abound. Save DC 13.)
(20 on the saving throw) The imp you am at shrugs off the spell and sees you "Oi there they are! Roast them!" He laughs as around half of them peel off to deal with you, the rest go on to attack the town. They reach back and throw balls of fire at you all
(At bard: To hit: 14 if hits: 2 fire damage. At Lock: To hit: 23 if hits: 7 fire damage, At Monk: To hit: 6 if hits: 4 fire damage, At Witch To hit: 7 if hits: 7 fire damage, At Pally To hit: 7 if hits: 4 fire damage, At Snake To hit: 1. These are spell attacks by the way if that matters)
One imp's ball goes off in his face making him fall to the ground. Tali takes am at an imp with her bow. (You to have the same number so I feel okay doing this)
(At imp: To hit: 6) The shot goes wide.
(At bard: To hit: 14 if hits: 2 fire damage. At Lock: To hit: 23 if hits: 7 fire damage, At Monk: To hit: 6 if hits: 4 fire damage, At Witch To hit: 7 if hits: 7 fire damage, At Pally To hit: 7 if hits: 4 fire damage, At Snake To hit: 1. These are spell attacks by the way if that matters)
One imp's ball goes off in his face making him fall to the ground. Tali takes am at an imp with her bow. (You to have the same number so I feel okay doing this)
(At imp: To hit: 6) The shot goes wide.
Ashar lunged to the side as she noticed the fireball, and used the momentum from her leap to flow into a pouncing onto the side of a building. A burst of ki flows along her tattoos and sends her at double speed, a gust of wind blasting her onto the roof of a house lightly, staff held in two hands as she tried to smack a near by imp upside the head and delivered a second, lancing kick.
QStaff: To Hit: 25 Damage: 9
Fist Attack: To Hit: 22 Damage: 7
QStaff: To Hit: 25 Damage: 9
Fist Attack: To Hit: 22 Damage: 7
As the small ball of fire completely missed Sindiana, she then turned to the imp that shot it at her and used Chill touch.(27 to hit 8 necrotic dmg) After that she turned to two others and as her bonus action cast Magic missile at 2nd lvl. (2 and 3 dmg to two other imps.)
Ansil quickly tried to pat himself out "Ow ow ow ow!" He then glared at the imps in the air. He pointed at them and spoke in a mad langue. The air around him started to get cold and then a horrible tearing sound could be heard. The imps were covered in the darkness of the void, having feeling Slimy tentacles all around them.
(Spell Casted: Hunger of Hadar. Damage when they start their turn in the darkness: 9 cold damage. If they end their turn still in darkness make a DEX save DC 15 or take: 10 acid damage. They can't see, it's difficult terrain and it's a 20-foot-radius sphere)
(Spell Casted: Hunger of Hadar. Damage when they start their turn in the darkness: 9 cold damage. If they end their turn still in darkness make a DEX save DC 15 or take: 10 acid damage. They can't see, it's difficult terrain and it's a 20-foot-radius sphere)
Ducking behind the wall, Tarykrym would snicker before poking her head back up, jeering at whatever imp she saw first.
“That aim was terrible! What, too many cocks up your asses?”
(It has to make a saving throw, or take five damage from vicious mockery.)
“That aim was terrible! What, too many cocks up your asses?”
(It has to make a saving throw, or take five damage from vicious mockery.)
The three imps shudder from your magic but stay standing strong.
The imps move out of the way of Diavolo's attacks laughing
"Hey! I have not!" The imp holds his head in pain (Got a 11 on the save) The imp that was holding its head in pain and the one that got the chilled touch get tentacle raped thanks to Ansil. The rest move slightly out of the sphere.
(11 imps remain) Imps are drawn back from destroying the town to keep up the pressure.
(At Bold: Attack: 22 Damage 5 fire, at Monk: Attack: 20 Damage 2 fire, At Warlock: Attack: 12 Damage 5 fire, At witch: Attack: 11 Damage 7 fire, At Tali: Attack: 13 Damage 3 fire.) One imp smirks at the palidain. "Ohh I heard of you~ Red King or something right? You don't look red, don't worry I'll help make you red. Lobster Red!"
(Fire imp casts Heat Metal!. Your armor grows red hot with lust. You take 7 fire damage and must beat a DC 12 Con save.)
Tali hisses in pain as she gets slightly burned and fires an arrow. (Attack: 15 Damage: 5 piercing) She shoots one of the imps out of the sky
The imps move out of the way of Diavolo's attacks laughing
"Hey! I have not!" The imp holds his head in pain (Got a 11 on the save) The imp that was holding its head in pain and the one that got the chilled touch get tentacle raped thanks to Ansil. The rest move slightly out of the sphere.
(11 imps remain) Imps are drawn back from destroying the town to keep up the pressure.
(At Bold: Attack: 22 Damage 5 fire, at Monk: Attack: 20 Damage 2 fire, At Warlock: Attack: 12 Damage 5 fire, At witch: Attack: 11 Damage 7 fire, At Tali: Attack: 13 Damage 3 fire.) One imp smirks at the palidain. "Ohh I heard of you~ Red King or something right? You don't look red, don't worry I'll help make you red. Lobster Red!"
(Fire imp casts Heat Metal!. Your armor grows red hot with lust. You take 7 fire damage and must beat a DC 12 Con save.)
Tali hisses in pain as she gets slightly burned and fires an arrow. (Attack: 15 Damage: 5 piercing) She shoots one of the imps out of the sky
Ashar saw the lancing ball of fire heading towards her, and knew it was going to hit no matter what she did to dodge it. And thus she crossed her arms before her chest and let it hit, burning away not at her flesh, but at a gathered mass of necrotic energy that lingered on her arms. "Gonna have to do better than that ya bunch of limp-dicked fucks!" A feral sneer loomed over her expression as she kicked off the house she stood on and landed near another clump of imps, unleashing a flurry of blows onto the imps near her.
Attack: 14 Damage: 6
Attack: 20 Damage: 10
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 9 Damage: 9
Attack: 14 Damage: 6
Attack: 20 Damage: 10
Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Attack: 9 Damage: 9