"I'm probably two days or so pregnant. I just wanna relax." Savannah was surprised the bartender didn't care. But at that moment, she just wanted the pain to go away.
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"In that case, you shouldn't exactly be drinking, should you? But anyway... That's none of my concern." He says with a shrug, turning away to serve another customer.
Savannah looked up 'drinking while one week pregnant' on her codex. "It won't kill it, but I'm gonna vomit profusely." She knocks back the drink, chugging it quickly before placing the glass down and stumbling over to Lazarus, the alcohol taking effect in about a minute. "Hey Laz!" Savannah smiled.
"And then this guy-" He turns his head at his name being called, and sees Savannah. "Oh hey. What brings you out here?" He asks, looking up at her.
"Who's this?" The ausar woman asks, grinning.
"My sister. I'll explain later."
"Who's this?" The ausar woman asks, grinning.
"My sister. I'll explain later."
"Sister, huh?" The ausar asks, giggling.
"A rather drunk sister. Excuse me, Syri." He sighs, before getting to his feet. Or... Tail. Whatever. "Hey. What are you doing? You're not supposed to be drinking." He whispers, frowning and tapping her stomach. "Something in here, remember?"
"A rather drunk sister. Excuse me, Syri." He sighs, before getting to his feet. Or... Tail. Whatever. "Hey. What are you doing? You're not supposed to be drinking." He whispers, frowning and tapping her stomach. "Something in here, remember?"
"Uhhh... Laz, I think you'd better get her out before she pukes her guts out all over the place. Burt will murder you." Syri says, raising her eyebrows.
"Yep. Good idea." He says, grabbing her in his arms and slithering out of the bar fast as lightning, before taking to the air and heading for his spaceship.
"Yep. Good idea." He says, grabbing her in his arms and slithering out of the bar fast as lightning, before taking to the air and heading for his spaceship.
"Where are we going? Whatever. Weeeee!" Savannah giggled and wrapped her arms around Laz's neck.
She barely hears him mutter something before they land, and he opens the door to his ship, before slithering towards his room and into the bathroom, where he leaves her next to toilet.
"Okay. What the fuck happened?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"Okay. What the fuck happened?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
His other eyebrow shoots up. "You... What!?" He asks, turning his head to the side a bit. "Did I hear you right?"
"Well, part of his wing. Poked holes in it." Savannah looks like a little kid who is in very big trouble.
"You... Ugh... What the fuck, Sav. What did he say to you?" He asks, frowning with exasperation.
"Said I couldn't fight worth a damn. Told me I was a terrible person. Went on to tell me that I was a whore who got myself raped." Savannah has a look of both sadness and anger in her eyes.
"Well, to be honest, he's right about the fighting part. You can't fight worth a damn." He brother says with a wry chuckle. "But the whore part was a bit uncalled for..."
[Gotta sleep.]
[Gotta sleep.]
"Did you ever think that maybe you're trying too hard?" He asks, chuckling and raising an eyebrow.
"Uh... Depends on which order you want them, I can probably get you those." He says with a snort.
He chuckles and points behind her. "Shower is right there. I'll be in the rec room if you need me." He says with a chuckle.
"I want you in the shower with me." Savannah looks up at Laz with a look that screams 'fuck me like you hate me'.
He raises his eyebrows. "I thought you found the thought of being fucked by me quite disgusting?" He asks, raising an eyebrow and chuckling.
"I don't want you to fuck me. I just want you to help me wash up." Savannah crosses her arms and pouts.
He laughs and shakes his head. "Sure, sure... Just remember... Whatever happens is your fault, and yours alone." He murmurs, chuckling and taking off his own clothes. "Go on. Step into the shower. Turn on the water." He murmurs, grinning.
Savannah turns the water on, it coming out cold. Savannah shrieks and falls back, landing on Laz.
He grips her under the shoulders and chuckles, before reaching forward to turn on the hot water. "Didn't anyone ever teach you hot from cold?" He asks with a snort, as he picks up a bottle of shampoo.
He grabs the soap and lathers it up a bit, before rubbing it all over her body, cleaning her up as well.
"Uhhh... There's cum dripping out of your ass." He says with a muffled laugh.
"Uhhh... There's cum dripping out of your ass." He says with a muffled laugh.