Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

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"Oh. Guess they didn't tell you I'm the new guy, huh?" He asks, chuckling.

I know. One more hit and I'm down and out for the count.
 

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"What?! You are a new guy?! Den why did you kick me? You coulda just told me so!"

I can tell, you feel all shaken and broken.
 

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"Well... I thought you were going to try and beat me up, so... I wanted to make the first move." He says with a sheepish chuckle.
 

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How are you going to beat their boss like this?

"Ugh, you new guys are always so jump. Go on ahead, boss is probably waiting for you."
 

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Ummmm... Hopefully he's stupider than this guy and walks into my traps...

"Ah. Right... Thanks. Before I go... You have any... Like... Bandages or something?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
 

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He shrugs "Nope, not really. Sorry about that... though I am thinking it is kind of your fault for like... attacking me."

Not likely.
 

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"You looked like you were gonna try to beat me up." He says, shrugging and chuckling.

Okay, so... Do I even have a chance of walking out alive?
 

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Depends on what their big boss is all about really. If he is the brains and this guy is the brawn... probably not. Actually no, I really don't favor your chances. If I were you, grab the girls and leave.
 

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Yeah, but... I don't have the key to their cage...

"Uhh... I don't suppose you have the key to the cage, do you, big guy?" He asks the human.
 

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"Yup, sure do. Boss says 'BUCK! Don't you open that cage for no one but me, keep the key safe' that is what he tells me!"
 

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Well... That's a problem.

"Oh cool! Can I see the keys?" He asks, smiling.

Pleeaaase be stupid enough to fall for it...
 

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"Yea!" He takes them off his belt and holds them up in his hand "These keys to be exact! Gotta keep these safe I do!"
 

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"Ah. Nice. Could you just unlock the door for a quick second? I wanna take a closer look at the slaves." He says, glancing at the cage.
 

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"But the boss said not to open it for anyone but him. you can just... look through the bars."
 

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"Really? You've never... Wanted a turn with them?" He asks with a smile.

Some suggestions would be appreciated.
 

Floozer

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"Already did! though I have to say... they not the best. Tic tac toe is really not that hard yet they always loose."

He is so stupid he has flipped to complicated... I dunno... question if they are the right keys?
 

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Okay... That... Is some advanced stupid. There's regular stupid... And then there's very stupid... And then there's whole other level called advanced stupid. He's in there right now. Geez.

"Ah. Well... Are you sure those are the right keys? I mean... I see more than one pair on that ring." He says.
 

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So, I think I know why this guy is the guard. He is so stupid you can't try to logic through him. His stupid is a shield!

"What? Course it is! It's this key right here it is!"
 

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"I don't think so, mate. Try it and see if it works." He says.

Now whoever came up with that idea is actually smart...

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"I'm telling you, it works." He walks over and puts the key in. "See? Perfect fit!"
 

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"It fits, fine, but does it open? I mean, I've seen many keys that fit but don't open." He says with a shrug.
 

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He bristles and turns the key, pulling the door open. "See? It opens the door just fine!" He smiles happily in his victory before a metal pipe makes contact with his face and he falls to the floor with a thud, out like a light.

Standing there by the open door is one of the two girls, the taller of the two with messy rose blond hair and fair skin "Sorry Buck, you were not so bad, but it hurts to hear you talking."
 

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Woah. Damn. I didn't know we had a cutie here.

"I know, right? Anyway, come on, we're wasting time here." He says, before turning and starting to run out.
 

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"Yea yea, give me a second." She turns and helps the other girl up, a petite asian woman, before making their way out with him "Thanks for the help Harbinger, I figured you would just leave us behind."

(Gotta run to work.)
 

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He turns and gives her an indignant look. "Hey! I don't just leave my followers behind! I mean, where would I be without them? Just some useless guy spouting crap about demons and hell." He says, shaking his head and turning to walk out. "What's your name, anyway?"
 

Floozer

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"Hey, some times you gotta cut losses is all i am saying. My name is Myr, this poor girl is Lulu."
 

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Myr and Lulu. Nice to meet you. Let's get moving. We don't have long." He says, starting to run up the stairs, and hoping Helia was still there.
 

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"Cant really run right now. Lulu is bately holding togethercas is and i am not muvh better off."
 

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He stops and turns, looking down at them. "Well, if you'd like to move a bit faster, we've got some transport waiting up there. You can rest when you're on it. So... Yeah. You'll have to hurry up. Come on." He says, tilting his head and continuing to move up the stairs, but at a slower pace.
 

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She mutters angrily and tries to keep up with him to little success. Kai reaches the top first and finds a very bored looking Helia.