"Mm. Been a long time since I camped out in the open." He suddenly laughs. "You know, I just remembered something... This was back in my world, a few years before I came here. So I had just stolen something pretty valuable from a noblewoman. Some dude wanted it for something. I don't remember. So anyway, I had to camp out. So I set up my tent, and go to sleep naked. I always slept naked. Then, sometime in the middle of the night, I hear this weird shuffling noise. I sit up, and I can barely make out this shadow outside my tent. So I grab my sword, crawl over to that side, and rip it open. There's this tracker there, and we both just stare at each other for a few seconds. Me, shocked to see him there, and him, shocked to see... Well, me." He chuckles. "So then this guy regains his senses, and then starts running back for help. Me, I start chasing him. Totally buck naked! And he looks back, and I see this mixture of horror, surprise, and maybe a bit of a laugh! Cuz there I am, charging down this guy, rage on my face, my dick and balls bouncing with every step. Unfortunately for him, there was a low hanging branch in front of him. He didn't notice, and then wham! Branch right to the head! He actually makes a complete flip in the air, I shit you not, and lands right on his face! So he's pretty stunned, and I catch up to him. The first words out of his mouth are "Please don't rape me, sir"! And I'm just like: Wait. So he thinks I play for the other team? Well, time to fix that! So I strip him, and then I tie him to the tree, ass pointed outwards, with his own clothes for rope. And then I lean down next to him and say... "Ogres wander these woods. I'll just let one of them find you!" And walk off! This guy starts bawling and begging me to come back, and me, my face is going red from trying not to laugh! There actually weren't any ogres in the woods!" Dryvus says, laughing at the memory. "Suffice to say, I always slept naked since then. And no, I never found out what happened to him."
