Random weird stuff

[Ajaxwithboobs]

So I know you can't change everything based on character appearance, especially in a game with as many complex interactions as this, but it does lead to some weird situations.
For example, in one of the Fisianna scenes some jackass is hitting on her in the store. When you go to intervene acts completely unintimidated and challenges you, only to run away scared when Fisi's dragon friend comes along. What's funny is when this happens while I'm a seven and a half foot tall devil with a chain gun on his back.
I would love to hear any situations like this

 

[ShySquare]

Whenever Embry acts like my naked, cum-soaked, very obviously pregnant with a thousand eggs that got inserted from behind, asshole-personality character is some sort of prince charming, I want to ask her what drugs she's on
(this is actually more or less the same thing for most NPCs, but with Embry it's more blatant, I guess?)
It's pretty funny, though

 

[Xeivous]

I get similar thoughts when my 10', mostly demon-morphed, melee drone-tech runs into trouble when she's wearing crystal goo armor that is styled in heavy armor and swinging a flaming axe and has a robot guard dog.

 

[ScarletteKnight]

I just think it's weird when the trans characters don't react to you being a girl with (just) a dick.

 

[cool.alexia]

I just think it's weird when the trans characters don't react to you being a girl with (just) a dick.

To be fair, girls having dicks is pretty standard in titsverse. Compared to double dicked snake kittens, dick girls are normal.

My weird part was when Steele jr. and Anno were flirting up the gyrvain. Anno with her sluttiness and steele jr. With charme. Mind you Steele was sitting there buck naked. Yeah, classy charme you got going there, no womder you always get laid.

 

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Spoiler: Paige content

When you offer to pay for Paige's eye surgery, she and the game make a big deal over the cost but you have 27million creds burning a hole in your pocket

When you've had so many children that your line of succession will directly lead to a civil war but none of the Steele Tech lawyers say a thing.

 

[ShySquare]

Spoiler: Paige content

When you offer to pay for Paige's eye surgery, she and the game make a big deal over the cost but you have 27million creds burning a hole in your pocket

When you've had so many children that your line of succession will directly lead to a civil war but none of the Steele Tech lawyers say a thing.

They probably expect Steel Jr to choose/design their heir in the same way Victor did, and leave a bit of money to every other Steel spawn when they die?

 

[Ajaxwithboobs]

Spoiler: Paige content

When you offer to pay for Paige's eye surgery, she and the game make a big deal over the cost but you have 27million creds burning a hole in your pocket

When you've had so many children that your line of succession will directly lead to a civil war but none of the Steele Tech lawyers say a thing.

Yeah, credits don't seem to matter much after you start beating the crap out of Lash.
Also, what surprises me is that no one bats an eye that I managed have twenty kids in under a year.

 

[balitz Method]

That's mostly people writing banal stock waifu scenarios that fall apart with even the slightest amount of pressure.

 

[TFMaster]

During Azra's Tarkus expedition at the beginning where you clear a path through the much smaller natives for Azra I've been about the same size as the little Rasks and afterwards Azra will thank me saying that she always has trouble with the much smaller creatures even though I was effectively the same size as them. I found that to be quite amusing.

 

[Xeivous]

I think it's much worse if your Steele is actually bigger than she is. Like I get that it's hard being big around tiny people but I'm still a few feet taller than you.

 

[TFMaster]

I think it's much worse if your Steele is actually bigger than she is. Like I get that it's hard being big around tiny people but I'm still a few feet taller than you.

Ha ha! Yeah true. I've never been taller than her though. Being tall does mean that you’ll run into other peculiarities.

 

[Ajaxwithboobs]

Also, am I the only one who finds it hard to believe that captain Steele remained a virgin until the start of the game? How on earth is that possible?

 

[Xeivous]

Also, am I the only one who finds it hard to believe that captain Steele remained a virgin until the start of the game? How on earth is that possible?

I assume it's some result of daddy dearest's machinations.

 

[Evil]

Also, am I the only one who finds it hard to believe that captain Steele remained a virgin until the start of the game? How on earth is that possible?

Probably because Captain Steele was a designer baby, whose entire life was set up and controlled before they even popped out of the womb. I'd imagine that from the moment they were able to stand up, they were being prepared to take over the running of a major corporation, after all, Vic only had 20 years of life left in him. Boom, Vic dies and the final step of his plan is set in motion, let the kid off the leash and set them into the big, bad, horny universe.

 

[balitz Method]

When you go into the nursery you find out that you were raised and schooled by a nursebot. The start of the game is a sheltered homeschooled kid getting released to the wider world (though still following daddy's lesson plan).

 

[BitchBroken]

I feel an unbelievable urge to throw a pokeball whenever I meet Zil in the wilds of Mhenga.

 

[Nonesuch]

I feel an unbelievable urge to throw a pokeball whenever I meet Zil in the wilds of Mhenga.

The bugs you get in the starter forest are never very good though.

 

[BitchBroken]

The bugs you get in the starter forest are never very good though.

But appropriately enough they know the moves "harden" and "string shot".

 

[Ajaxwithboobs]

But appropriately enough they know the moves "harden" and "string shot".

Well sure, but any BEE that wants to DRILL you must be pretty terrible if it still has harden and stringshot

 

[Darkwarpalg6]

My half-ausar merc with her shields down took a shotgun blast to the back, center mass, clad in nothing but lacy underwear that Aliss sold her, and was fine. ...yes, I often wonder when the rules of RPGs applies when blows that should very obviously be lethal or crippling, aren't, and that we're down to bang afterwards.

 

[JDeko]

For me its mostly height stuff when I made a max height Half-Leithian and there are all the scenes where it talks about characters like the Male Zil making out with you whilst riding your shaft, or you biting their shoulder or somesuch but the distances involved would make it impossible.