Nonesuch's Catalogue of Smut

[eveoflife]

The donation wing cock milker feels like a bait n switch. Encourages bigger loads and is backed by Tamani, but not only is a Tamani product failing to tend to the hyper cummy studs, we get no warning about the limits or being banned, not even a option to tapper off? Or even a way to come back if we've tried to tone it down? New Texas allows us to pay for the damage at least.

 

[Nonesuch]

The donation wing cock milker feels like a bait n switch. Encourages bigger loads and is backed by Tamani, but not only is a Tamani product failing to tend to the hyper cummy studs, we get no warning about the limits or being banned, not even a option to tapper off? Or even a way to come back if we've tried to tone it down? New Texas allows us to pay for the damage at least.

I'm going to talk to Fen or Jacques about it. I'm almost certain they're going to want a relatively low limit ('relatively' here meaning many millions of ml), in which case I'll probably give an out.

Even in the case of it being near the actual limit the game has, we're talking 320,000,000ml, the kind of amount you'd have to save edit or scummily grind for ages to get. So chill out.

 

[Mister Gregar]

Even in the case of it being near the actual limit the game has, we're talking 320,000,000ml, the kind of amount you'd have to save edit or scummily grind for ages to get. So chill out.

That's about a 1/4 of the water in Lake Nicaragua. If you can fire that much cum, you probably shouldn't be using it for anything other than fighting fires. No need to burden any potential offspring with trying to move around while their bodies produce several olympic pools a day during puberty.


Edit, why did Nicaragua show up as a link when I first posted it??

 

[Xeivous]

I'm pretty sure you can't pass on gene mods.

 

[Evil]

That's about a 1/4 of the water in Lake Nicaragua. If you can fire that much cum, you probably shouldn't be using it for anything other than fighting fires.

Or launching lovers into low orbit like a bottle rocket.

 

[Zavos]

If your nuts naturally have greater volume capacity than a starship hanger, i'm pretty sure your offspring will have that taken care of before puberty. They can't properly dwell in the nursery if their balls are too huge to fit through any of the doors or hallways.

 

[eveoflife]

I'm going to talk to Fen or Jacques about it. I'm almost certain they're going to want a relatively low limit ('relatively' here meaning many millions of ml), in which case I'll probably give an out.

Even in the case of it being near the actual limit the game has, we're talking 320,000,000ml, the kind of amount you'd have to save edit or scummily grind for ages to get. So chill out.

I'm just saying there isn't any warning, if you want to set a limit, the NT version did so by allowing players to tapper off/call for help, before the tank explodes. Not everyone browses here, so its kinda a unfair smack without any hint of danger. It might hit only players who want to play casually on their terms with save scrubbing like myself, but yeah. No warnings, and the effect will force a load to revert as the player is banned, for good as I understand it.

 

[Nnxx]

Or launching lovers into low orbit like a bottle rocket.

Reminded me of this (at 3:29) :

 

[Noob Salad]

Don't you guys want to argue about choosing between keeping your baby and staying on good terms with the breeding center instead?

 

[Evil]

Nope. I'm still laughing at the mental image of a Steele watching another lover blasting into space because of the build up of cum and just thinking to themselves "I lose more lovers that way. Well, at least they got off."

 

[General Drayfox]

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaaaaiinn.

 

[Noob Salad]

Hey Nonesuch just a heads up, there's a family with last name Reasner in the game, might be a a bit too similar to Reasnor.

 

[ScarletteKnight]

I still don't understand, aside from easy money on the milker(which kinda upset me when I first tried it because I was given 0 creds, but whatever), why you would want such a ridiculous cumshot.

 

[Zavos]

I still don't understand, aside from easy money on the milker(which kinda upset me when I first tried it because I was given 0 creds, but whatever), why you would want such a ridiculous cumshot.

Because the amount of cool stuff to spend credits on increases much faster than the number of one off credit rewards.

 

[Mister Gregar]

I still don't understand, aside from easy money on the milker(which kinda upset me when I first tried it because I was given 0 creds, but whatever), why you would want such a ridiculous cumshot.

Some people have fetishes for that. Cumflation is kinda popular iirc.

Some (like me) find the flavor text for high cum volumes hilarious. I find it funny when I read how a defeated foe has to try and swim away, or how levels of semen are approaching drowning risk levels (I'd find it funnier if some of those could lead to bad ends, wish I had the skill to write it) Same for some of the hyper-size stuff. Shekka leaning in confusion on a dick that's taller than her is hilarious. Same with Female Zil.

 

[Azureink]

I find cumflation hot.

 

[ScarletteKnight]

Ah, I see. Well then, carry on I guess.

 

[Nonesuch]

Hey Nonesuch just a heads up, there's a family with last name Reasner in the game, might be a a bit too similar to Reasnor.

Whoops, I confused Briget with Beatrice. Probably because I automatically thinking of the latter as 'mom'.

 

[Lancer]

I just read the part where you have to choose where the babies go and the unspoken hostility between the two droids nearly made me laugh out loud. I do have to ask, does Breedwell actually respond if you keep them for yourself, or is that just hinting at something that might be?

 

[Noob Salad]

What will you do now Nonesuchman?

 

[Nonesuch]

I just read the part where you have to choose where the babies go and the unspoken hostility between the two droids nearly made me laugh out loud. I do have to ask, does Breedwell actually respond if you keep them for yourself, or is that just hinting at something that might be?

I'm thinking it might affect things if you become a Premium Breeder(c), which is something I'll be working on in a future update (along with Quaelle actually tupping you). Not for now, though.

What will you do now Nonesuchman?

A break. Then... not sure. Thinking I may look back over all my stuff and pick out a few small things that I myself have wanted to do for completion's sake, do it off my own bat. May even run a poll on it.

 

[alkeiser]

I'm thinking it might affect things if you become a Premium Breeder(c), which is something I'll be working on in a future update (along with Quaelle actually tupping you). Not for now, though.



A break. Then... not sure. Thinking I may look back over all my stuff and pick out a few small things that I myself have wanted to do for completion's sake, do it off my own bat. May even run a poll on it.

Breaks good.
Don't let yourself burn out, we love your content too much!

 

[Nonesuch]

Will be taking a break for a while to deal with bereavement.

Thank you for your continued support. But guys, please take it from me: If you write 430k words for whatever reason, make sure some of them it's possible to show your mum.

 

[Nnxx]

Ah shit, sorry to know that

Take your time bro

 

[XBoxMaster131]

My condolences, friend. May they rest in peace.

 

[Evil]

I'm sorry for your loss, my thoughts are with you and your family.

 

[Kesil]

I know some people dismiss the issue of feeling and t'internets as a folly, but trust me if I say I feel sorry for you.

(As a personal note, don't fall into family "I cared for x more than you ever did" arguments. It's not the right time to do it. Hell, it never is.)

 

[Alabaster Chimes]

Im sorry to hear it too. Take a big break, this is something you need time for.

Take care of everything outside of this place first. Family is what's important, and you got be there for their sake.

We all may be internet deviants, but a lot of us are here for you. We hope you take care and get through all this.

 

[flying_moustache]

Im just some stranger on the internet but I want to express my heartfelt condolences. Thats a hit nobody shakes off easily, so its important to take your time with this.

 

[Savin]

I'm so sorry to hear that, man. We're all here for you if you need anything.