Megara looked at Creon, with defeat in her eyes. "Ugh, look, I just didn't want to go through a repeat of my last boyfriend, okay. He just didn't have enough going on in his pants for me, yes I realize how shallow that makes me sound, but we ended up splitting because of it, so forgive me for wanting to know what I was getting myself into."
For a moment, Creon didn't day anything. Then he slowly pulled out of Hilda's ass, and moved to sit next to Megara. "Sheesh, you could have just asked," he offered.
"Oh, don't give me that. If I had just walked up and said 'Hey how big's your pair?' what would you have said?" Megara asked.
"Well, you could have tried to Segway it into a conversation. It's not like we never talk about dicks around here, what with that new slave getting mounted by the lizards every other day." Creon's words reminded Hilda of why she was here. Surely the stable master and Steph would be finished by now.