Missing capitalization, and i think a few words missing as well? idk what happened
“I also remember my first birthday quite fondly. Well, “birthday”, we were celebrating my first year since Emily and her crew found me. There were balloons, party hats, cake, candles, the whole shebang! There was this idiot stroking a balloon against her fur and giving everyone static shocks. When she did it to Emily, I got pissed and yanked the balloon. Bad idea, me and electricity, you know...the balloon went boom, it didn’t pop, it went boom and burst into flames and then... chain reaction! all the balloons bursting like fireworks laughs oh man, you should have seen it, everyone was freaking out. Emily just scampered, bumped into someone, tripped and fell face first into the cake. I think I have a picture of that moment somewhere.”