The processing BDSM won't be the only aspect of the relationship, no. She still acts mostly as your orgy maestro.
And yes, probably best to leave this derailment here.
Any easy way to farm Credits?
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The processing BDSM won't be the only aspect of the relationship, no. She still acts mostly as your orgy maestro.
And yes, probably best to leave this derailment here.
Didn't So have the ability to make money to pay for the ship extension by doing some work on the side as basically a doge-coin processor? If she can do that, then she can make money for you on the side even later on, not that she'd need or want to for that matter.
Nah, I'd feel bad undercutting all those hardworking un-unionized professionals out there. G-d know that Spess Internet eats enough of their profits. Plus I won't trust even the sub So not to edit in some decidedly unsexy cheesy music and silly dub/sound effects.
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I think both versions of Hand So should have option to use idle time of her procesor to make some credits when PC ship is on any planet landsite.
((Sorry for the necropost, but I'm adding this here because this is the first result when googling TiTS credit farming))
Aite so this is my preferred method because A. Dr. Lash is hard
and B. I don't like my character to have a penis. Basically just farming babies at breedwell incubation center. And while you can get 100,000 credits a minute easy, this requires a decent bit of setup.
--First you gotta unlock the place. Do this by giving birth to 5 creatures (easy with the plsnt creatures on the zil planet. Each seed is a seperate birth, getting this done in a month to a week depending on incubation time.)
--Second, maximize incubation time. Do this by buying laquine ears at tavros station. Sold by the furry chick. Savescum for the incubation rate increases, or don't if you wanna be a bunny. After triggering it about three times, you should have a 1000% incubation time multiplier (1100% with incubator perk, maximum 1200% with incubator and breed hungry).
--Third, make sure your fertility is at least 250% (inscreases amount of maximum rahn eggs). Fertite+ is sold at Tavros and gives a flat +0.1 to fertility/virility per pill.
--Fourth, buy the eggtrainer (sold at tavros station) and select "egg training" at least 5 times to maximize your egg training level.
--fifth, take two pussyblossom so you have three vaginas
And you're set! Go to breedwell and spam the pod until it doesn't let you, then sleep until the babies are done. Really easy credits once you realize the button pattern. You can remove the extra vaginas at Dr. Lash (or don't ;P).
I realize this isn't the easiest method, and requires a bit of investment to really get going (you can start breeding early if you run outta cash), I like it because I can get 3 mil credits rather quickly all before hitting level 2.
Aite so this is my preferred method because A. Dr. Lash is hard
and B. I don't like my character to have a penis. Basically just farming babies at breedwell incubation center. And while you can get 100,000 credits a minute easy, this requires a decent bit of setup.--First you gotta unlock the place. Do this by giving birth to 5 creatures (easy with the plsnt creatures on the zil planet. Each seed is a seperate birth, getting this done in a month to a week depending on incubation time.)
--Second, maximize incubation time. Do this by buying laquine ears at tavros station. Sold by the furry chick. Savescum for the incubation rate increases, or don't if you wanna be a bunny. After triggering it about three times, you should have a 1000% incubation time multiplier (1100% with incubator perk, maximum 1200% with incubator and breed hungry).
--Third, make sure your fertility is at least 250% (inscreases amount of maximum rahn eggs). Fertite+ is sold at Tavros and gives a flat +0.1 to fertility/virility per pill.
--Fourth, buy the eggtrainer (sold at tavros station) and select "egg training" at least 5 times to maximize your egg training level.
--fifth, take two pussyblossom so you have three vaginas
And you're set! Go to breedwell and spam the pod until it doesn't let you, then sleep until the babies are done. Really easy credits once you realize the button pattern. You can remove the extra vaginas at Dr. Lash (or don't ;P).
I realize this isn't the easiest method, and requires a bit of investment to really get going (you can start breeding early if you run outta cash), I like it because I can get 3 mil credits rather quickly all before hitting level 2.
Those mining robots man, they drop any of the precious stones in the game including Savicite. Sometimes all at once. The addition of the bored miner hasn't made it much harder.
How do you beat Dr. Lash? Nothing I do to the guy lets me win, even though my characters HP is up to 200, and so is the Shields.
Fertite+ and Nuki Nuts are an investment in your future.
I am figuratively busting gold bars inside Sera when she decides to sleep assualt me for sex/babies. She better appreciate the fact that (that you’ve donated 211995 mLs for 64890 credits, about 24 hours production give or take) I am not charging her for the privilege. I wouldn't be surprised to find the bratty little bitch selling my jizz on the extranet.
Obviously somethings cause taint now though. Use Celise to get your production up first. Then throw in Semens Friend, Spunk Shrooms (use the Sap or that new item, Reducto or sumthin, I dunno, to keep your balls normalish sized), and Nuki nuts. Plus at Breedwell I don't have to be pegged by a dildo. Tbh, everytime I think of the New Texas milker I think of that South Park episode where Mr. garrison invented a futuristic car lmao.
I am figuratively busting gold bars inside Sera when she decides to sleep assualt me for sex/babies. She better appreciate the fact that (that you’ve donated 211995 mLs for 64890 credits, about 24 hours production give or take) I am not charging her for the privilege. I wouldn't be surprised to find the bratty little bitch selling my jizz on the extranet.
Obviously somethings cause taint now though. Use Celise to get your production up first. Then throw in Semens Friend, Spunk Shrooms (use the Sap or that new item, Reducto or sumthin, I dunno, to keep your balls normalish sized), and Nuki nuts. Plus at Breedwell I don't have to be pegged by a dildo. Tbh, everytime I think of the New Texas milker I think of that South Park episode where Mr. garrison invented a futuristic car lmao.
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Lol. Why did you remove the flexi-grip handles?
Empty
Male Organs
* Penis, Count: 1
* Testicle, Count: 2
* Testicle, Size: 1 9/16” across, 4 7/8” around, each
* Testicle, Volume: 31.002 mLs, each
* Testicle, Weight: 0.068 lbs, total
* Penis, Virginity: Taken
* Cum, Type: Cum
* Cum, Capacity: 0 %
* Cum, Quantity Modifier: 2300 %
* Cum, Current Internal: 0 mLs
* Cum, Probable Ejaculation: 15 mLs
* Cum, Max: 5461 mLs
* Refractory Rate: 1200 %
* Virility: 1500 %
* Virility, Speed Modifier: 100 %
After seven hours
Male Organs
* Penis, Count: 1
* Testicle, Count: 2
* Testicle, Size: 1 13/16” across, 5 9/16” around, each
* Testicle, Volume: 46.31 mLs, each
* Testicle, Weight: 9.704 lbs, total
* Penis, Virginity: Taken
* Cum, Type: Cum
* Cum, Capacity: 118.1 %
* Cum, Quantity Modifier: 2300 %
* Cum, Current Internal: 7136 mLs
* Cum, Probable Ejaculation: 7136 mLs
* Cum, Max: 7136 mLs
* Refractory Rate: 1200 %
* Virility: 1500 %
* Virility, Speed Modifier: 100 %
I luckily took the virile perk way back when.
Virile - Increases the quality of your sperm
Male Organs
* Penis, Count: 1
* Testicle, Count: 2
* Testicle, Size: 1 9/16” across, 4 7/8” around, each
* Testicle, Volume: 31.002 mLs, each
* Testicle, Weight: 0.068 lbs, total
* Penis, Virginity: Taken
* Cum, Type: Cum
* Cum, Capacity: 0 %
* Cum, Quantity Modifier: 2300 %
* Cum, Current Internal: 0 mLs
* Cum, Probable Ejaculation: 15 mLs
* Cum, Max: 5461 mLs
* Refractory Rate: 1200 %
* Virility: 1500 %
* Virility, Speed Modifier: 100 %
After seven hours
Male Organs
* Penis, Count: 1
* Testicle, Count: 2
* Testicle, Size: 1 13/16” across, 5 9/16” around, each
* Testicle, Volume: 46.31 mLs, each
* Testicle, Weight: 9.704 lbs, total
* Penis, Virginity: Taken
* Cum, Type: Cum
* Cum, Capacity: 118.1 %
* Cum, Quantity Modifier: 2300 %
* Cum, Current Internal: 7136 mLs
* Cum, Probable Ejaculation: 7136 mLs
* Cum, Max: 7136 mLs
* Refractory Rate: 1200 %
* Virility: 1500 %
* Virility, Speed Modifier: 100 %
I luckily took the virile perk way back when.
Virile - Increases the quality of your sperm
But for real though, my Steele doesn't even page Paige to the bridge. He just starts playing Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz over the intercom.
The crew just collectively sighs and is like, we are going to Breedwell, again.
That is right bitches! Imma go get that Tank Cannon money!
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Well ... I found out breedwell caps out at 500k for semen donation if your character can fill the tank up ... you can also break the tank which will get you payed, but also lock your out from using it again ... 'x.D
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The fastest way of farming that I know, (without beating Dr. Lash and getting to the Mine), requires you to have Azra and Anno on your team, and have done the exploration on Tarkus.
That will allow you to farm Spunkshrooms, Motherhusks and Slutshrooms and sell them for easy profit.
Other than that, anything I can think of, have already been mentioned.
That will allow you to farm Spunkshrooms, Motherhusks and Slutshrooms and sell them for easy profit.
Other than that, anything I can think of, have already been mentioned.
On Mhenga, you can farm the Vanae for their spears which have a price of about 1200 each. It's not bad money early on, but I usually don't spend more than 1000 credits early on for anything. The space pirate outfit and the shocker pistol with the decent Joyco shield is an excellent starter pack that lets you handle most situations on Mhenga easily. The only problem with this method is that the merchants suck, so I tend to save my more expensive gear and items until I run into Anno.
Once you hit Tarkus, the gray microbots and spunkshrooms/motherhusks give out pretty good cash, and don't forget there is a free horsecock that you can always find on the "Next to Crashed Ship" tile. Those sell for a nice 15,000 each, and you have a small chance to find more wandering the wastes after the first one.
I don't farm Myrellion because by that point I have access to Uveto, but you could go down and farm the silly mode goo knights for gems, since they have a guaranteed kirkite or satyrite drop if you do a victory dicking.
On Uveto you could farm korgonne for their items, but it is much easier and more consistent to simply save scum the horse racing for 10,000 each time. This is probably the most efficient and risk free farming method in the game (excluding Lash), and with around 300,000 credits you already have all the money you will need for a long while.
If you want serious bucks, you will have to farm Lash. It is honestly not that hard, for any character. The class doesn't matter anymore so long as you have fully upgraded grey goo armor (the defense upgrade probably doesn't make a huge difference, but it is extra defense points so why not), a good weapon for your class, and a salamander coat (purchased from Emmy on Myrellion). It is advised to also use a crystal shard before battle, and to do a dancing lesson with Finn and to drink Aina's tea for an evasion boost and a health boost, respectively. With this, you have 75% thermal resist (his weapon does 28 burning, according to the wiki), 12 defense, how ever much evasion you have from your choice in weapons and Finn's boost, and hopefully a consistent weapon for damage. His moveset is limited to only one attack: a very highly damaging attack, but the bonus from the armor and burn resist should leave you taking only between 3-6 damage per hit (this was tested without the crystal shard), with six hits maximum. At worse, you will take 36 damage on one salvo, which would be on the lower end of damage from one hit without any burning resist. In this fight, burning resist trumps all, and if you find yourself still taking too much damage, consider getting the thermal underwear for another 10% burning resist and maybe some health boosters from Nenne. This fight can be remarkably easy if you prepare right, which may include maxing at least your most relevent combat stat. Something that is very important to remember is that shield resistances and armor resistances are separate, which is why your shield will take full damage while your health bar does not. So, don't bother getting a salamander shield in the hopes of increasing your burn resistance to 100%, because it doesn't work that way.
Once you hit Tarkus, the gray microbots and spunkshrooms/motherhusks give out pretty good cash, and don't forget there is a free horsecock that you can always find on the "Next to Crashed Ship" tile. Those sell for a nice 15,000 each, and you have a small chance to find more wandering the wastes after the first one.
I don't farm Myrellion because by that point I have access to Uveto, but you could go down and farm the silly mode goo knights for gems, since they have a guaranteed kirkite or satyrite drop if you do a victory dicking.
On Uveto you could farm korgonne for their items, but it is much easier and more consistent to simply save scum the horse racing for 10,000 each time. This is probably the most efficient and risk free farming method in the game (excluding Lash), and with around 300,000 credits you already have all the money you will need for a long while.
If you want serious bucks, you will have to farm Lash. It is honestly not that hard, for any character. The class doesn't matter anymore so long as you have fully upgraded grey goo armor (the defense upgrade probably doesn't make a huge difference, but it is extra defense points so why not), a good weapon for your class, and a salamander coat (purchased from Emmy on Myrellion). It is advised to also use a crystal shard before battle, and to do a dancing lesson with Finn and to drink Aina's tea for an evasion boost and a health boost, respectively. With this, you have 75% thermal resist (his weapon does 28 burning, according to the wiki), 12 defense, how ever much evasion you have from your choice in weapons and Finn's boost, and hopefully a consistent weapon for damage. His moveset is limited to only one attack: a very highly damaging attack, but the bonus from the armor and burn resist should leave you taking only between 3-6 damage per hit (this was tested without the crystal shard), with six hits maximum. At worse, you will take 36 damage on one salvo, which would be on the lower end of damage from one hit without any burning resist. In this fight, burning resist trumps all, and if you find yourself still taking too much damage, consider getting the thermal underwear for another 10% burning resist and maybe some health boosters from Nenne. This fight can be remarkably easy if you prepare right, which may include maxing at least your most relevent combat stat. Something that is very important to remember is that shield resistances and armor resistances are separate, which is why your shield will take full damage while your health bar does not. So, don't bother getting a salamander shield in the hopes of increasing your burn resistance to 100%, because it doesn't work that way.
By the powers of greyskull, I'm necroing this thread due to it being number one on googles search engine. Sorry!)
If you're not adverse to getting addicted to Red Myr venom, spamming the sex service option on Sellera, specifically on Myrellion; reverse gangbang option with a dick, allows you to make round about 300,000 every minute with a macro. Doing it with your fingers however will cause cramps. The cycle is 1, T, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, A then Loop.
Lash is difficult, but otherwise, just fight him.
If you're not adverse to getting addicted to Red Myr venom, spamming the sex service option on Sellera, specifically on Myrellion; reverse gangbang option with a dick, allows you to make round about 300,000 every minute with a macro. Doing it with your fingers however will cause cramps. The cycle is 1, T, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, A then Loop.
Lash is difficult, but otherwise, just fight him.
It being first on a search engine does not mean you should necro. :UUU
And you responding has the exact same effect. Dead threads help no-one, and hence necroing is required for the betterment of horny lads/lasses who don't know how to use TiTSed
No it don't, considering you're the one who brought a dead thread back to life. If I wasn't gonna respond to your necro someone else would've.
No it ain't. Bitch just literally make a whole new thread.
