Your least-liked Companion?

Animalistic

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The biggest problem with slavery is that we can not participate in it.

So I am just going to go off at the rest of companions I like.

Kiyoko: Besides impossible Yuri expansion, just more presence in the overall narrative. Also, more suffering by the hands of the potato farmer.

Brienne: More lesbian content outside of her sister (why can we still not have mutual milking is beyond me.) Some role reversal and let's just forget about curse armor plot-line. Brint-who?

Brint: I want an equal treatment, for my champ is as much a man as he is. Give give me threesome between him and another guy. And more ways to dom him.

Agni: She good. I want more of her past. More of her dominant side. Just more of her.

Atugia: I like you but, girl, find yourself a niche for you put dull in dullahan. Are you an inexperienced virgin, a prolific lover or just a good friend? Also, get some solo content, stop leaching off more popular companions. And use your head, gosh.

Arona: Sub Arona specifically -- threesomes where we are on top (opposite of what is happening with Brint). Either progression of her exiled path (am I only one that remembers that exists?) Marriage down the line.

Ryn: I want just more content that focused on her and champions relationship when she is low confidence. Not about "fixing her"… but keeping her the way she is. Keeping her perfect.

Cait and Quin: I already said what came to mind.

Azzy and Viv? I do not care about them.
 
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Keeping her perfect.
I was not aware that you could get a heater installed in Ryn if she's low confidence. Finally, I can read some elf fun without my iron-deficient ass feeling like I'm throwing my champ into the cold clutches of death.
 
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For while your pessimistic outlook leads you to a conclusion that Ryn is making you cold
I'm being a realist here. Cold is the absence of vitality, the clammy hand of the grave as it beckons you ever closer to the end. Life can not exist within the still darkness of Ryn's ass, Animalistic. In the deepest depths of your soul you know it to be true.
 
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Enigmatic D

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I'm being a realist here. Cold is the absence of vitality, the clammy hand of the grave as it beckons you ever closer to the end. Life can not exist within the still darkness of Ryn's ass, Animalistic. In the deepest depths of your soul you know it to be true.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were talking about a yuki-onna instead of a pale elf.
 
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The excuse used by cynics everywhere haha.
The thing is that pessimism(cynicism is actually thinking other people are inherently untrustworthy and self serving) and realism are basically the same school of thought, as being realistic means one must acknowledge the fact that you can't just eat some weird food and instantly grow a pair of majestic bone formations out the top of your skull.
 

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Bit of a question while the conversation is here:

What the best scenes to pump up high con Ryns libido?
 

Acharehnus

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The boomer duo scene increases it the most last time I checked without bringing down her confidence.

Ball massage > stuff her is the next biggest increase without lowering confidence.
 
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Nope high con happy Ryn is perfect.
Confident Ryn is a cutie for sure, though I think low confidence Ryn is nice too if it's just a temporary state as you slowly work towards higher confidence. Get the full character arc experience that way as you go through the game.

Even if she wasn't possessing the dreaded lack of body-heat, the whole bullying thing would not really be for me, no shame to those that are into it though.
 

Arishat

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In reverse order of liking:
Quinn: I don't know this champion much but he has few things stacked against him that makes me want to avoid him. He is a former sex cultist, who did not even throw away his clothes so they stick to him as a memento (I find it gross and make me feel like he is a walking STD). He is a bunny boy with hairy arms (that groses me out a bit) which reminds me most dull men from porn (quick repetitive thrusts without a shred of intellect left on their faces). Among all Tealers there is only one I like - Sariel. I wish she could be a companion or at least move to more frequently visited place.

Agni: I dislike her looks what makes me not want to investigate her any further.

Etheryn: I hate many things in the BDSM and one of them are chastity cages. They are gross for me. I'm not a fan of her character and I would likely dislike her less if she could be made fully female (get rid of the cage and give her a matching body to her princess character). At the end of the day her character is not my cup of tea.

This marks the end of characters I activly dislike. Now those I generally like but have some gripes with.

Arona - I prefer if someone is fully male or female. If you could make her fully male it would make a cool story, a balance to Brienne and a possibly first good looking orc to play with (Vaush is a cool guy but an elderly man taking Viagra is not attractive for bed and the boat captain is ugly). I dislike her facial scar (usually I find cut scars on fantasy characters to be only quirks giving them character but either something in the colour or placements make this scar unappealing). I have not made her dominant but I like her character both submissive and before making her submissive.

Kiyoko - I generally like her but I often play only for few minutes at once and she is a factory of walls of text that won't be repeated and blocks saving (to finish reading when having time). When I played as a woman I dealt emotionally blackmailed to grow a PP to let have out of her necklace. I would prefer to have a path in which I can give her essence to let her free without starting a love relationship.

Brint - Brint is great but have one serious flaw - you can't have him and Brienne.
Atugia - I like the fact that she is a Dullahan. Her story is great but she feels like an abandoned character on life support by content shared with other characters. Also I can't unlock her alternative gear and her core one is weak.

Azy - I really liked her until her story with Lianden showed up. From that point onward it felt like she is her love and you are her responsibility and she just don't want to have your feelings hurt (but doing badly at it because you get the 5th wheel treatment). I would prefer if she had either no early romantic relationship with the PC (even be unsexable voluntarily) or show you she cares about someone else first and foremost.

Vivianne - She is a new companion so I hope her content will expand. She is cool, fun, pretty but having her as a demon (in which she is even prettier and have some nice conversations) require you to be a first grade traitorous piece of s**t.

Brienne - I like her a lot she has some flaws though. The biggest flaw is that to make Brint Brienne you have a huge window of opportunity to prevent it and it is quite obvious that her change is intentional by the PC (either by bein a cold sob or grossly negligent). Next one is how easily she got accepted as a female. No one requires getting used to her new sex and such content would be greatas a part of the RPG part of the game. Also in this world sex changes can be done through alchemy so she not reverting back seems not justified (when it imho should). Last flaw is that you have to loose the only cool male companion to get her.

Cait - I will say nothing wrong about her. She could give her face to BFF in encyclopedia. You could go stealing horses with her. I wish there would be a follow up to her failed summoning though.
 

Kesil

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give her a matching body to her princess character
Alyssa, is that you? :gedvince:

(Vaush is a cool guy but an elderly man taking Viagra is not attractive for bed and the boat captain is ugly).
I think those are the only sexable male orcs I'm interested in, so it's always interesting to see how one player's trash is another player's treasure.
 
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Alyssa, is that you? :gedvince:


I think those are the only sexable male orcs I'm interested in, so it's always interesting to see how one player's trash is another player's treasure.
This question made my morning. I'm on the autism spectrum (with older qualifications it would be called Asperger syndrome). It just keeps bothering me as infringing on what I feel should be.

About ork guys. They might be gold but I just prefer silver.
 
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You know what, enough people have been giving the full list rundown of companion opinions that it's gotten me itching to share my own thoughts on them all. As a departure from my usual way of conducting myself, I'll be letting way more personal bias seep in here and speaking from the rotten chest cavity. Bask in the terrible glory of my sleep deprived ramblings.

They shall be listed from least liked to most.

Lean more towards dislike


Quin - Kinda was into it, but I can't separate him from association with his writer's behavior, so it's a pretty big turn off. And since my interest was purely of the gremlin variety and not really being into them from a writing quality perspective, that means there's practically nothing to grab onto anymore here for me personally.

Brienne - appeals to absolutely none of my interests aside from gender transformation/transitioning if written well or creatively, the act of getting her is morally kinda fucked if I'm really getting into a playthrough, sacrifices Brint who I like a good bit, and overall is just something I kind of forget is even a feature in the game 90% of the time.

Viv - is something I forget is in the game 100% of the time until reminded of it on here, at least in companion form. She's still new so naturally a bit light on content, can't judge too much, but overall she's not really a type of character I will be much interested in no matter the amount of smut. Sometimes something just isn't for you.

Arona - subs okay I guess, hate you can't pull rank and try to curb some of her more problematic outlooks/interactions with other individuals or force her clan to not be a marauding band of murder rapists, dom arona can jump off a bridge. A bridge over an interdimensional portal to the lawnmower dimension. And yes, I know some are into it, and no shame in that, but I stand by my armada of infinite lawnmowers here personally.

Kiyoko - Necessary to access wholesome farmer fox daughter, so of some worth. Some of her scenes are kinda nice and romantic too, but overall she's very much not for me which is why she's down this low. Also hate the dick gating and lack of interactivity with other companions. Necessary for my beloved miserable grump champion portrayal though.


Lean more towards liking

Azzy - Love base Azzy, except for the Lia content if you're wanting to do the big romantic with cute bee woman. Not really into threesome content all that much, and when that's not the case it kinda feels like you get the shaft as far as how the relationship went. Kinda wish there was an option to tell her to go for it with Lia whilst opting out of seeing some of the content, the opt out as it is now was written in a very backhanded manner. The B I G bee is not for me though.

Atugia - Content light, but she has a neat design. She's strong, she's got spectral halberds, some cute interactions, it's not bad. Not enough focus on being a headless abomination though.

Cait - content wise, it's hard to compete with Cait. She's pretty much the quintessential companion, though I wish more of her scenes hinted at the possible romantic feelings she has for the Champ. Until things get more rommy though Cait's just a really fun, cute character with a lot of smut options that happens to work for a shithead god. I deduct points for that last bit.

Ryn - The bringer of death, the illusion of hope, the fucking walking icecube. Ryn is aesthetically adorable, in personality she's the same way, her relationship with the champ is the best written one in the game at this point. But in my experiences as someone with issues retaining body heat, I generally want my partners to run a bit on the warmer side so I can leach heat off of them like a fucking vampire. I have absolutely zero frame of reference to imagine snuggling something cold as being anything but awful. Love her story and arc though, so for many of my characters Ryn is the precious little sister that must be protected at all costs.

Brint - Effectively the only male companion, so automatic rise to the top. Nice bro and a lad, some of his scenes are sweet when you get romantic with him, said romance is kinda handled horribly at times, his genitals are terrifying. Big ol' axe doesn't hurt.

Agni - WARM. Love bards, love fire, love birds, did I mention WARM though? Agni has a fun skillset and personality, a bit weird that she's immortal, it's not written horribly but it should probably be a bigger deal to characters other then Agni herself, though she's still relatively new. Her bust is very pretty to me personally as well, which is a point in her favor. Needs more smut content pronto, but she's damn warm so I'll take it. Run the funny lovely fire bird 24/7.



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Berwyn - Most attractive (former) companion in the game, fun bratty personality unless you let him go full dom(then it's a slap upside the head), his dick was too big but letting him use it was recipe for disaster anyway so nothing lost. Summoning rocks to punch people is one of the most worthwhile uses of magic. Ran the little shit in my party full time despite being a bit mediocre combat wise. But alas, twas not meant to be.
 
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I wouldn't say I outright hate any of the companions and more so find myself disappointed in their shortcomings. Order is generally in that of narrative flaws rather than personal taste.

QUIN: Honestly I like him alot or the idea of him. An ex enemy swapping sides after realizing how far they've gone down a dark path and then seeking redemption is just a trope I enjoy alot. Unfortunately Quin suffers from what I call "coldsteel" syndrome where a character has too many unique traits (ex cultist, special magic, former spy, etc.) I wouldn't mind it as much if these things were used to drive the story forward but they dont add anything other than "Isnt this cool?" no when it isnt giving me cool interactions, world knowledge, quests or anything else it isn't.

I do find him less grating than others seem to. He becomes friendlier and more fun the more I interact with him and I enjoy his content despite not having a preference for men but he needs a real expac.

KIYOKO: I will start by saying I really like kiyoko and the kitsune den (in no small part due to it appealing to my fetishes) but her interactions with the world and others are severely underused. Why is kiyoko a kitsune who people supposedly despise never confronted by anyone we know or in a settlement? Why do we see no whiplash from the huge time leap she just undertook? Why does she act like the PC and their relationship with kinu and their other kids doesn't matter? Why is she so involved with sex with basically any kitsune but never does anything with anyone else? Why can't we be more confrontational with her obvious preconceptions? Why does she a princess of a race people have significant issue with not get more involved with people like the baroness and etheryn for her peoples sake?


The kitsune and kiyokos flaws are fine to me and add to the world but the fact it can never be confronted or put on a path towards change kills me

ARONA: I always go with sub so read what I say knowing that. I like orcs I like raiders and think they are cool. I also like that arona is in a position to have her own world views challenged and changed throughout the champs adventure and would like to see that. Most issues with arona stem from her culture of raiding and slavery which IMO is fine but having arona and her tribe as a whole confronted with knowing they dont need slaves and raiding to survive and prosper (see minos, elves, etc) and dont have to trade their warrior culture for it would be great.

Overall she is simple because barbarians are simple, but that doesn't mean they can't stop and think and reflect on themselves.

AZZY: I love azzy overal and enjoy when my companions have a closer ties to me (azzy being a warrior from a people we save) she is nice, cuddly, and full of honey. The general complaint is feeling like a 3rd wheel whenever liaden is around. I don't mind her poly nature but nobody wants their gf to constantly tell them how great their other partner is then to just give them a token complement after. It almost feels like she is in love with liaden and just sleeps with the champ out of some obligation. A romance expac more focused on the champ would help for sure.

BRIENNE: Only problems with her is the initial transformation. There should 100% be more events about brint getting acclimated and eventually accepting being a woman. I'd also appreciate a more transparent or immediate TF into a woman the moment the armor is put on. As is it feels like im betraying my homie Brint to force him into being my cow wife instead of it just happening by accident.

RYN: I enjoy Ryn alot and she has one of the closest and most enjoyable relationships with the PC to me. My main problem is where her character seems to be ending. Ryn is written very blatantly to be submissive and a total bottom yet the plan appears to be for the PC to be the sire instead of her which kinda just comes out of left field considering her disposition even with high con. Maybe I'm wrong and she will also have the option to go full female or herm in which case my only real issue is resolved.

She cute, she strong, she got a fat ass

ATUGIA: I love her personality alot but she kinda suffers from the same problems quin has in her traits and obvious special traits having no impact on story beyond lumias palace and even that wasn't implemented well. "atugia has this special magic she just has and no you will learn nothing about it or her and her unique circumstances better just hope it eventually gets elaborated on" she is also pretty light on content compared to others and needs a moira bust.

I do look forward to more of her though

BRINT: I understand what he is meant to appeal to but wish he had just a bit more variety with him having some more passive scenes not necessarily a whole turning him into a docile cum stud route but eh. He is a cool bro with a decent personality however but beyond alot of group scenes he is way underdeveloped compared to brienne and it shows.

VIV/AGNI: Im looping these two together because they have the same problems in just lacking content. Viv needs companion content and interactions during quests and stuff and will most certainly need alot of variation based on if she is a demon or not. It would also be cool if you could still corrupt her later down the line in a more temptation focused way instead of just "oops I drank too much milk today and lost all my empathy" I am however ecstatic to finally have a companion who is a demon even if I would have preferred a minion of Kas or something joining us with the explicit goal of corrupting us. Agni is very interesting on paper but just doesn't have any content to back up her unique backround if the harpy mountain when eventually added doesnt freak over her I will RIOT.

CAIT: A porn game girl in a porn game world she is for the most part fine. I would however enjoy forcing her to confront some of the more morally dubious aspects of her religion (raising kids to be prostitutes) and the fact she kinda never really had alot of real choice growing up. Hopefully her sister is used for this since she seems to have alot of opposing views than Cait. Imagine if down the line depending on your choices cait abandons the temple you made, or decides to make some new variation of her religion, or basically anything interesting. As is she is just a fun cum dump and little else which is fine but she could be so much MORE.

Sorry for the text wall but talking about this stuff is quite fun for me.