Were this Ratchet and Clank, I could offer you a death star that fires robofication rays! I'm sure with some jerry-rigging and MacGyvering we could make it a slut ray.
Maybe it's just me but I could see Dr. Badger help you guys with that.
Also while speking of the Badger: Why does nobody want her? I would be fine with her as long as she doesn't try and turn my crew, friends or me into Bimbos. Maybe we could get her to stop turning everyone into Bimbos but instead just very horny, she just wants the universe to be happy (horny) though she uses the wrong ways.
*braces himself for a shitstorm*