I didn't even know that was a thing! But I stand by my statement; dog dicks rule!
I didn't even know that was a thing! But I stand by my statement; dog dicks rule!
What about a nubby knotted horse cock?Knotted horse cock: NOW AND FOREVER.
What about a nubby knotted horse cock?
Hey, thanks. I submitted some new stuff for her earlier this month, hope you like it if it makes it into the game.Lola - Newly added "flirtatious individual" that adds an extra spice to an somewhat 'vanilla' fetish category
You mean dog dick master race, right?
I feel like this is gonna be lost on a lot of people, but i may just be underestimating the audience.all cocks are equal, some are just more equal
I feel like this is gonna be lost on a lot of people, but i may just be underestimating the audience.
I feel like this is gonna be lost on a lot of people, but i may just be underestimating the audience.
Yeah dude, the most famous quote from Orwell's most famous book is going to fly way over this readers' forum's head.
To be fair, half the people here can't read at all
My god.... I can see it now.... it's glorious!You people... How dare say that a mere pathetic dog, cat or even dragon cock is the true master cock of all time. The true master cock would be; A long, massive, prehensile, double headed flared cock with an X slit for egg laying and a ribbed shaft. Nubs ring around every rib except where three knots lay. Two on the shaft and one comically big for it's dick at the base. The under shaft is lined with tiny tendrils laced with lust drugs. (I can't remember how to spell the drug.)
That would be the ultimate true master cock of all time! Then multiply that by six for multi-penetration. Muhahahahahahaha!
My god.... I can see it now.... it's glorious!
Then I pity you and your limited imagination.Not me I’m having a hard time visualizing it.
Then I pity you and your limited imagination.
Kinda like a "Y".It’s not that I have a terrible imagination it’s just that it’s a lot to try to visualize at once, well okay actually I can envision all of it but the double cockheads part. What would that even look like?
Kinda like a "Y".
Yeah, forgive us for not plunging into the depths of madness that is trying to imagine Cockthulhu.Then I pity you and your limited imagination.
Yeah it's basically everything into a crazy mutant dick. The shaft has gryain ribs along with kui-tan knots, then add nubs, the head splits into two like a gabilani but the heads themselves are nyrea. The under shaft is covered in tiny siren tendrils instead of the base. The cock is also a tentacle so it can move freely unless it's knotted.Not Cockthulu (especially with Cthulhu is one of the tamest-looking Mythos characters). Just a gabilani-nyrea mix with some Bumpy Road thrown in for good measure.
Searched for cirmes against nature, breaking minds, breaking cunts and jaywalking.A long, massive, prehensile, double headed flared cock with an X slit for egg laying and a ribbed shaft. Nubs ring around every rib except where three knots lay. Two on the shaft and one comically big for it's dick at the base. The under shaft is lined with tiny tendrils laced with lust drugs.