What if Anno got married to Kaede?

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Abere

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How would you react if the said thing above happened? Considering Anno's personalities, this won't happen ever. But I'm just curious. :iiam:
 
ShySquare

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My reaction:
1) omfg I'm so glad for Kaede!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!! She's been pining for ages!!!!!
2) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3) In the end, it wouldn't change much? I mean, pretty sure the only way Anno would ever accept Kaede's proposal is if they stayed in an open relationship, so....
 
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Wait doesn't Kaede have a child with another woman? Wouldn't that be awkward?
 
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Violent_Peace said:
Wait doesn't Kaede have a child with another woman? Wouldn't that be awkward?
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I doubt it.
Cass and Kaede aren't married, and even if they were, this is TiTS. Pretty sure polyamorous marriages are a thing, in universe. If anything, I'm pretty sure Anno would be happy to bang Cass too, or even gang on Kaede with Cass.
Besides, their child is the result of a one night stand. Not exactly an indicator of commitment or fidelity.
 
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Really, the only way Anno would accept a marriage proposal was if it came with the understanding that it was an open relationship. Nothing would really change.
 
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Nymphonomicon

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Bang on the nearest window until they let me come in and make it a threesome wedding...
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and if they don't, I'm snatching up the bride or groom and hopping on the nearest bus that goes off-planet.

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(Please excuse the image sizes, I was using them to punctuate my gag.)
 
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Nymphonomicon

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null_blank said:
Oh god please let us fight the wedding attendees and run off with both Anno and Kaede.

"Boss! Why are we running!"

"No time for questions Anno! Get on the space bus, you too Kaede!"

"...."
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I had an idea once for a literal shotgun wedding on New Texas where you have to fight a horde of would-be in-laws if you try to back out.
 
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Anno: "Boss! Why are we running?"
Steele: "Can't talk! We're all eloping!"
Anno & Kaede: "Wait, wait?"
Steele: "The three of us are eloping!"
Kaede: "We're...eloping. From a wedding?"
Anno: "Boss, do you not see the problem here?"
Steele: "Can't think. Too horny!"
Anno & Kaede: "............Yeah okay."
 
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Evil said:
Anno: "Boss! Why are we running?"
Steele: "Can't talk! We're all eloping!"
Anno & Kaede: "Wait, wait?"
Steele: "The three of us are eloping!"
Kaede: "We're...eloping. From a wedding?"
Anno: "Boss, do you not see the problem here?"
Steele: "Can't think. Too horny!"
Anno & Kaede: "............Yeah okay."
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...and here's to you, Mrs. Dorna

Sung in the tempo of the Lemonhead's cover not the Simon & Garfunkel one.
 
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null_blank said:
...and here's to you, Mrs. Dorna

Sung in the tempo of the Lemonhead's cover not the Simon & Garfunkel one.
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Maybe we're eloping to a temple Steele feels more comfortable gettin' hitched in...
...where the brides wear glow-in-the-dark bodypaint as their wedding attire?
 
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And here's to you, Ms. Dorna
Syri loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to hump yourself
Look around you all you see are synthetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Ms. Dorna,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your panty with your puppies
It's a little secret just the Dorna's affair
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Ms. Dorna,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey

Sitting on a sofa-bed on a new found moon
Going to the myr queens' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose

Where have you gone, Chupacabro
Our cowgirls turns their lonely eyes to you
Wu wu wu
What's that you say, Ms. Dorna
Bucking Bro has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
 
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Raindrops

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... If this wedding happens, I really hope I can pick up Anno and Kaede and put one on each of my dicks

I might let htem have their wedding night alone without being Steele'd though
 
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