What if Anno got married to Kaede?

Discussion in 'Trials in Tainted Space' started by Abere, Dec 7, 2018.

  1. Abere

    Abere New Member

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    How would you react if the said thing above happened? Considering Anno's personalities, this won't happen ever. But I'm just curious. :iiam:
     
  2. ShySquare

    ShySquare Well-Known Member

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    My reaction:
    1) omfg I'm so glad for Kaede!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!! She's been pining for ages!!!!!
    2) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    3) In the end, it wouldn't change much? I mean, pretty sure the only way Anno would ever accept Kaede's proposal is if they stayed in an open relationship, so....
     
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  3. Violent_Peace

    Violent_Peace Well-Known Member

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    Wait doesn't Kaede have a child with another woman? Wouldn't that be awkward?
     
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  4. ShySquare

    ShySquare Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it.
    Cass and Kaede aren't married, and even if they were, this is TiTS. Pretty sure polyamorous marriages are a thing, in universe. If anything, I'm pretty sure Anno would be happy to bang Cass too, or even gang on Kaede with Cass.
    Besides, their child is the result of a one night stand. Not exactly an indicator of commitment or fidelity.
     
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  5. Evil

    Evil Well-Known Member

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    Really, the only way Anno would accept a marriage proposal was if it came with the understanding that it was an open relationship. Nothing would really change.
     
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  6. Savin

    Savin Master Analmander
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    That's what you think...

    The next major "thing" for Anno x Kaede I want to write is actually based around this idea.
     
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  7. null_blank

    null_blank Well-Known Member

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    :eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

    ...

    :yes:
     
  8. Nymphonomicon

    Nymphonomicon Well-Known Member

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    Bang on the nearest window until they let me come in and make it a threesome wedding... [​IMG]
    and if they don't, I'm snatching up the bride or groom and hopping on the nearest bus that goes off-planet.

    [​IMG]
    (Please excuse the image sizes, I was using them to punctuate my gag.)
     
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  9. null_blank

    null_blank Well-Known Member

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    Oh god please let us fight the wedding attendees and run off with both Anno and Kaede.

    "Boss! Why are we running!"

    "No time for questions Anno! Get on the space bus, you too Kaede!"

    "...."
     
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  10. Nymphonomicon

    Nymphonomicon Well-Known Member

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    I had an idea once for a literal shotgun wedding on New Texas where you have to fight a horde of would-be in-laws if you try to back out.
     
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  11. Kesil

    Kesil Well-Known Member

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    Well, there's already an Anno shotgun wedding dream...
     
  12. Evil

    Evil Well-Known Member

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    Anno: "Boss! Why are we running?"
    Steele: "Can't talk! We're all eloping!"
    Anno & Kaede: "Wait, wait?"
    Steele: "The three of us are eloping!"
    Kaede: "We're...eloping. From a wedding?"
    Anno: "Boss, do you not see the problem here?"
    Steele: "Can't think. Too horny!"
    Anno & Kaede: "............Yeah okay."
     
  13. Nymphonomicon

    Nymphonomicon Well-Known Member

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    Which is why I never suggested it. Some such things become imitators.
     
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  14. null_blank

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    ...and here's to you, Mrs. Dorna

    Sung in the tempo of the Lemonhead's cover not the Simon & Garfunkel one.
     
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  15. Nymphonomicon

    Nymphonomicon Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we're eloping to a temple Steele feels more comfortable gettin' hitched in...
    ...where the brides wear glow-in-the-dark bodypaint as their wedding attire?
     
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  16. Evil

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    And here's to you, Ms. Dorna
    Syri loves you more than you will know
    Wo wo wo
    One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray
    Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

    We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
    We'd like to help you learn to hump yourself
    Look around you all you see are synthetic eyes
    Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

    And here's to you, Ms. Dorna,
    Jesus loves you more than you will know
    Wo wo wo
    One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes
    Put it in your panty with your puppies
    It's a little secret just the Dorna's affair
    Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids

    Koo-koo-ka-choo, Ms. Dorna,
    Jesus loves you more than you will know
    Wo wo wo
    One bless you, please, Ms. Dorna
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray
    Hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey

    Sitting on a sofa-bed on a new found moon
    Going to the myr queens' debate
    Laugh about it, shout about it
    When you've got to choose
    Every way you look at this you lose

    Where have you gone, Chupacabro
    Our cowgirls turns their lonely eyes to you
    Wu wu wu
    What's that you say, Ms. Dorna
    Bucking Bro has left and gone away
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
     
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  17. Raindrops

    Raindrops Well-Known Member

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    ... If this wedding happens, I really hope I can pick up Anno and Kaede and put one on each of my dicks

    I might let htem have their wedding night alone without being Steele'd though
     
  18. runingman69

    runingman69 Well-Known Member

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    Well crap, that's going to tug at a heart string. Savin does it again.
     
  19. Aullama

    Aullama Well-Known Member
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    I'm all for this, especially if Steele can be the best man/woman for one of them :allears: