Oh, on a relatively serious note, I get that the game is preoccupied with dicks and all, but I'm pretty sure that when non-dick-havers have sex with each other they're not fantasizing about dicks. It's not good to have these 'sapphic' scenes that read, "Cat Lady's tongue penetrates your cock pit like a tiny limp wet dick, providing stimulation that makes your hole, which is nature's warm sock for penises, clench as if around a giant dick, man dicks are great guys you don't even know. You use your fingers like thin dexterous prehensile dicks to penetrate Cat Lady's own phallus repository, wringing a sigh of delight from her dick-sucking cockpillows." I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but when people who don't have penises are having sex with each other without using dildos or whatever I would think that penises would not be on their minds. It's like playing pool and describing everything through the context of baseball. Although now that I typed that, I'm not sure if that's even a thing worth bringing up, unless there's like an editorial standard or something for user-submitted content. Whatever.
