Waifu and Husbando: Pros and Cons

[PalletTown]

Cait:

Best Friend you can ask for	Mallach-Zoned
Ultimate Wingman	Can't put a ring on it
Can get Perfect Mom Bod	Won't use Mom bod to be a mom

Brienne:

Will hook you up with her equally hot mom and sister	Have to sacrifice the best bro you ever had to get her
Adorable cuddlebug	Unfortunate Implications
Her fetish is literally you	Maybe a little too into you

Kasyrra:

Totally Hot Demon	Legitimately Evil
Surprisingly good mom and grandma	"Love" is very conditional
Tries to form a mutual relationship with you despite difficulties	Imps

Kiyoko:

Pefect Housewife	Thinks Parentification is a legit child rearing strategy
Regal Royalty	Will make decisions without your input
Charming and Intelligent	Hides mental issues with her intelligence and wit

Arona:

Big Beautiful Green Orc	Don't ask her for political opinions
Really chill	Seriously don't
Can tagteam with you	I warned you

Etheryn:

Actually, a capable leader	Self-Esteem issues
Adorable and Cute	Literally cock-blocked
Doesn't let her terrible terrible terrible past define her	Spaghetti

Brint:

Best Bro	Can't have Brienne
Best Husbando	Still no Brienne
Best Friend	May have fathered a child or two out of wedlock

Quinn:

The only person who ever joined Tollus and left	Has four different backstories
Heartthrob	Consent issues
Tries to make up for his past	Expects everyone to forgive him

 

[Necros]

XD

 

[Karakara]

Calling Brint best husbando is pushing it -- just a bit.

 

[valk42]

ryn win as per usual

 

[NinjaTacos]

I have no idea what you mean by 'spaghetti'. Can someone explain?

 

[TheShepard256]

I have no idea what you mean by 'spaghetti'. Can someone explain?

Spaghetti code; essentially, Ryn already has so many variables (breast size, butt size, confidence, libido, caged/uncaged) that accounting for all of them is barely feasible as-is, and adding more is right out.

 

[NinjaTacos]

Ohhh, of course, I was massively overthinking trying to work it out. Thanks.

 

[LoeQuality]

I mean, yeah, Brint may have fathered a child or two out of wedlock, but uh... does the Champ have any room to talk?

 

[Lostname475]

She just cooks pasta terribly

 

[ExtraMan]

I mean, yeah, Brint may have fathered a child or two out of wedlock, but uh... does the Champ have any room to talk?

Yes.

 

[Karakara]

I mean, yeah, Brint may have fathered a child or two out of wedlock, but uh... does the Champ have any room to talk?

My does

 

[LuciusCypher]

She just cooks pasta terribly

Now you have me thinking of a scene where Ryn tries to impress you by cooking dinner, but for some reason that takes the form of spaghetti and meatballs that she pulls outta her pocket. And when she leaves to go get a plate she trips, falls over, and spills her spaghetti all over her.

 

[PalletTown]

Tetsuya:

Genuinely perfect	It's not him, it's his family
Loves and respect you	Unfortunately, his family is a packaged deal
Won't outsider you which is unusual for a kitsune	Emo sad boy (but let's be honest, this is a plus)

Agnimitra:

Gilf	Have to make two one day treks to recruit her
Rockstar	Immortality mopes
Knows everyone	"Knew" everyone

Atugia:

Muscles	Has a detachable head, but is rather vanilla
Solid, dependable friend	I mean seriously, can't think of anything freaky you can do with that
Extra comforter	I have five ideas just on the top of my head

Azyrran:

Has a cute and sweet relationship with Liaden	Lesbian threesomes only
Dragon powers	Kind of puts Evelyn out on a lurch
Loyal and Brave	Pulls I can't resist BS

Gwyneth:

OG Pregophile	Mommy Issues
Surprisingly tough while being sweet and kind	Daddy Issues
Daddy fetish	You ain't daddy

Lady Evergreen:

Committed to churning out as many hot tanuki babes as possible	Fond of teasing you the answers without just telling you.
Always extremely helpful to you and your cause	One of the evilest people in the entire game
Hot mom bod while actually being a mom	Seriously, don't look into it, it's messed up.