Cait:
Brienne:
Kasyrra:
Kiyoko:
Arona:
Etheryn:
Brint:
Quinn:
| Best Friend you can ask for | Mallach-Zoned |
| Ultimate Wingman | Can't put a ring on it |
| Can get Perfect Mom Bod | Won't use Mom bod to be a mom |
Brienne:
| Will hook you up with her equally hot mom and sister | Have to sacrifice the best bro you ever had to get her |
| Adorable cuddlebug | Unfortunate Implications |
| Her fetish is literally you | Maybe a little too into you |
Kasyrra:
| Totally Hot Demon | Legitimately Evil |
| Surprisingly good mom and grandma | "Love" is very conditional |
| Tries to form a mutual relationship with you despite difficulties | Imps |
Kiyoko:
| Pefect Housewife | Thinks Parentification is a legit child rearing strategy |
| Regal Royalty | Will make decisions without your input |
| Charming and Intelligent | Hides mental issues with her intelligence and wit |
Arona:
| Big Beautiful Green Orc | Don't ask her for political opinions |
| Really chill | Seriously don't |
| Can tagteam with you | I warned you |
Etheryn:
| Actually, a capable leader | Self-Esteem issues |
| Adorable and Cute | Literally cock-blocked |
| Doesn't let her terrible terrible terrible past define her | Spaghetti |
Brint:
| Best Bro | Can't have Brienne |
| Best Husbando | Still no Brienne |
| Best Friend | May have fathered a child or two out of wedlock |
Quinn:
| The only person who ever joined Tollus and left | Has four different backstories |
| Heartthrob | Consent issues |
| Tries to make up for his past | Expects everyone to forgive him |
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