Hey i noticed "Turtleneck cream" only makes your dick have foreskin and a sheath. any way you guys can make it turn us into some kind of turtle race? Example: https://i.imgur.com/y7RTxVA.jpg
WTF?! Uhh, I may just be crazy or stupid... Ok I am, but does that turtle not have arms?
WTF?! Uhh, I may just be crazy or stupid... Ok I am, but does that turtle not have arms?
Seriously, look at it. They literally just end a little after the shoulder.
Oh yeah, I remember those. The one in CoC was a pander to the macro fetish. They actually fit in really well in both CoC and TiTS, cause in the folklore they would literally pull people's souls out through their asses.There are humanoid turtle beings in Japanese folklore. Called Kappa, I vaguely remember there being one in CoC.
Explains why a turtle's penis is so fucking oversized. I mean, that thing would fuck the life out of you if it went up your assthey would literally pull people's souls out through their asses.
Explains why a turtle's penis is so fucking oversized. I mean, that thing would fuck the life out of you if it went up your ass
Oh don't even get me started on those grape-lovin bastardslol for their size turtles have quite the disproportionate size for a penis. Same can be said about ducks
There are humanoid turtle beings in Japanese folklore. Called Kappa