The Syren Conspiracy (For Floozer)

[Floozer]

"It is majority covered in water with large land masses serving to house the massive population. The humans there have a long and violent history, and even further that by classifying each other on the smallest of things. It used to have a rich ecosystems both above and below water, huge forests, great lakes, natural resources aplenty ... but the big wigs that live there have been sucking it all up. If given time, it will all come back, but the drain has to stop first ya know? It would also be a strong foot hold to spread his influence through this galaxy as well. Earth is fairly central if I remember correctly."

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmm... Certainly sounds interesting... What do you think, Janice?" The redhead asks one of the other priestesses, a blonde haired woman. "Well... We'd have to go through the legal permits and slow bureaucratic processes and bribes... But I do believe we'll be able to infiltrate the place." She says, nodding.

 

[Floozer]

"I have also been told that fauna would be needed to help purify right? I know a great place to get started for that. All over the world are these places called "National Parks" that are still protected to this day. Plant your flowers there and they will be legally forbidden from removing them! Loop holes!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh? That's interesting! Think you could get someone to toss a few seed bombs down, Sam?" Janice asks the redhead.
"Mmhmm. Shouldn't be a problem. Should probably toss some pinkweed in there as well. Get them all lusty." She says with an evil chuckle.

 

[Floozer]

"So... you will try for it?" She asks in a hopeful tone.

 

[Archangel99]

The priestesses look at each other before they all nod.
"We shall take up this quest of yours, Olivia Quilaan." Sam says, nodding to her. "We shall offer up Earth to Hedonaz. You have done well today."

 

[Floozer]

She squeels and claps happily "Thank you! Thank you so much!"

 

[Archangel99]

They smile and nod at her gracefully before shutting off their video feeds.
"Well! That went pretty well, I think." Vena says, smiling.

 

[Floozer]

"It went great! i may have just saved a dieing world!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmm. I can only hope they manage to do it quickly. It takes a minimum of... Like... Five, maybe ten years to properly corrupt a place." Vena says, standing up and walkingto stand in front of her.

 

[Floozer]

"Well yea, but with the seed bombs they will start healing the planet which gives them more time to work with."

 

[Archangel99]

"Uhh... Those seed bombs are Hedonaz's plants. Not Earth's. And Hedonaz's plants and animals are a little... Invasive. They tend to to wipe out some species of plantsor animals, but it leaves the ecosystem mostly intact. In fact, some of the plants or animals actually adapt to replace the damage sustained by the ecosystem by the loss of any species." She says, grinning.

 

[Floozer]

"Exactly... and it can only do good by the planet if you ask me" She says with a huff.

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh, but there's these creepy vine like things on Hedonaz's home planet... We call them Mannekins. They're basically like golems made of vines. Super fucking creepy, but they're weak to fire." She says, rubbing her chin. "And there's also pinkweed, which is... Well... It's smoked, like how the humans smoke marijuana. Makes them a little lustier than normal, not to mention it makes them more... Malleable... To his will."

 

[Floozer]

"hey, if it works, it works, I will just be happy if that planet is blue again."

 

[Archangel99]

Vena nods, looking at Olivia. "I should also mention that he pursues technological building too, but... It's more... Sustainable... When it comes from him." Vena murmurs. "Oh, and fun fact. Redheads are highly prized in his society. Especially green eyed ones, that have delicious curves." She says with a wink.

 

[Floozer]

"Why Vena, it sounds like you are claiming I fit the bill for his ideal follower." She says with a giggle.

 

[Archangel99]

"Right... Except you're a total slut, don't have green eyes, and no smartass mouth. Guess why they're ideal, though." She says, grinning.

 

[Floozer]

"Pfffft. fine, just stamp all over that thought then. Mean little demon you are."

 

[Archangel99]

"Key word being demon. Anyway, guess why they're the favorites!" She says, grinning. "The answer is pretty obvious!"

 

[Floozer]

"Umm... they look like his favorite fuck buddy?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Wife, actually. Her name is Kate. His favourite wife. He's actually got many, but she was his first." She says, smiling. "So romantic... Of all the wives, he loves her the most..."

 

[Floozer]

"Never took you for the romantic type Vena... the more you know! Regardless, that is pretty cute actually."

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh, the romance thing is a bit of a quirk of mine. I do admire a little romance here and there." She says, smiling.
At that moment, Alex walks in, holding something behind his back, and when he sees them talking, tries to back out of the room without turning around.

 

[Floozer]

"hold up! Suspicious lizard behavior alert!" She says, pointing to Alex. "He has something behind his back! Get him!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Nonononononooooo!" Alex yells as Vena suddenly bowls him over. There's a quick tussle on the ground, and then Vena holds up a bouquet of beautiful purple flowers. "Ooooooh! I woooonder who theeeese are foooor!" She calls out in a singsong voice as Alex groans on the ground.

 

[Floozer]

"Oooh my! those are lovely!" She says with a smile, taking the bouquet and smelling the flowers "Alex, did you get these for me?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Yes... And then this idiot demon ruined the surprise..." He grumbles, before Vena turns and hugs him from behind. "Awww! That's so sweet of you, Alex!" She says, kissing his cheek.
"Well thanks. This was supposed to be something private." He grumps.

 

[Floozer]

"Oh Alex, Vena is basically part of our crazy harem family already, no need to worry. Oh these are lovely! I will put them in some water right away!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Yay..." He mutters, clacking his claws on the floor.
"Aww, come on, Alex. I know you're trying to romantic and all. Cheer up. I'm not gonna make fun of you for it, my dear." Vena says, moving to his front and pulling his head into her lap.
"Coming from you, that doesn't really mean anything!" He gripes.