The Syren Conspiracy (For Floozer)

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"Not really religious... though maybe I should be. Heh, any lust gods out there looking for a devotee?" She says with a smirk.
 

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"Uhhh.... There is one, actually..." She says with a perfectly straight face. "Goes by the name of... Hedonaz, I think? You should look him up." She says.
 

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"Huh... well screw me sideways." She unloads her gun and puts it back on the rack before flipping out her phone and searching Hedonaz.
 

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From what she could glean, Hedonaz was a god of lust, who had risen to power after a massive nuclear war on the original Earth. He used to be an average human, before his followers, small, reptilian people from another realm, started thinking of him as a god of sex due to how he would constantly have sex. The method of his bringing his followers into his plane of existence was unknown, but it is suspected that he had been fighting another otherworldly force at the time.
As they years went past, he only grew in power, aligning himself with the pantheon of the Chaos Gods, and becoming best friends with another god of a similar kind called Slaanesh. In comparison to Slaanesh, Hedonaz is somewhat tame, only becoming violent or brutal in sex when night falls. During the day, he is a very charismatic, charming person.
His followers also experience the same kind of day/night mood swings as he does, and his most devoted followers gain a suit of his unbreakable armor, or a part of their body changes to look like him. Over the years, Hedonaz had also acquired other powers, giving him control over time and wild animals. It is rumoured that some of his descendants are still alive to this day, spreading his religion in the galaxy.

Below the article is a picture of a tall, muscular human with wavy black hair, bright purple eyes, tanned skin, and large, leathery wings sprouting out of his back. He has a slight smirk on his face, as if he's about to laugh at a joke that's just been cracked. He's dressed in a suit of black medieval armor, trimmed with purple at the edges. He doesn't seem to be carrying a weapon, but he has two silver cylinders hanging at his belt, which probably served an unknown purpose.
 

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"Huh... I have heard of Slaanesh, right sick fucker... I guess this is a kinder version of him? Sure, why the hell not? Maybe it will ease my mind or something.... or I will just seem silly praying to what could be a made of god by some holonet troll."
 

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"Nah. This Hedonaz guy is ancient. In fact..." Melina rubs her chin. "There's a temple of his a few planets away. I could take you there, if you want." She says, shrugging.
 

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"Sure... I could use some time out. Meet you in the hangar in ten minutes... Is hould tell the others that I am heading out" She gets up and heads back to the bedroom to wake Alex.
 

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She nods and starts walking out.

Back in the room, Alex is dry-humping Brynn as he sleeps, mumbling to himself again.
 

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She walks over and kisses his cheek before shaking him a bit "Alex... Alex wake up."
 

Floozer

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She smiles at him and plants a kiss on his lips "Hey... I am going out with Melina for a bit ok?"
 

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"Mrhm. I'm coming." He says before getting up and pulling his clothes on. "Alright. Where we going?" He asks, scratching the back of his head.
 

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He blinks down at her, his sleepy brain trying to process. "Huh? Don't want me to come along? Why?" He murmurs, wrapping his arms around her waist.
 

Floozer

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"We are just going to see some shrine to Hedonaz, nothing big. A bit of soul searching you could call it."
 

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"Soooo... You still haven't answered my question..." He murmurs, chuckling. "So now I'm going to actually ask. Can I come?"
 

Floozer

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"I mean... I guess? It probably won't be very interesting though... and now we have to tell everyone else so they don't hurt me again."
 

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"Wait. I got ya covered." He says, grabbing a notepad and scribbling onto it before wiping some cum off of someone with it and sticking it to the door. "There we go. Now they'll know we're out." He says, chuckling.
 

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He follows behind her, whistling a little tune as they head down to the hangar.

Melina is waiting next to the ship when they get there. "Oh. He's coming along too, huh? That's okay. They're more welcoming to couples, anyway." She says, waving a hand before stepping inside the ship.
 

Floozer

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She nods and steps inside "Yea, he wouldn't let me go without him anyway so... yes, he is tagging along."
 

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"Ah. No problem." She says, walking to the cockpit and piloting the ship out before setting in the coordinates to jump to the system. Then, she turns to them. "Okay... Self named expert on Hedonaz here. What do you wanna know about him?" She asks.
 

Floozer

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"What exactly does he ask, if anything, of his follows. how does one even pray to him?"
 

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"Well... Basically, all he asks is for sex. Lust, basically. The feeling of fucking, getting fucked, that euphoria sort of thing. You get what I'm saying? As for praying to him, well... You just pray to him like you would a normal god." She says, shrugging.
 

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"Huh.. and does following him even get you anything or is this one of those things where it is all peace of mind? I know, that sounds silly, but too many fantasy books leads me to thinking he might manifest in people."
 

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"Are you low-key hinting that you think he's smacking your ass with his tail?" Alex says, chuckling and doing exactly that.

"Uhhh... That depends on if he takes some sort of special interest in you. Which he might, actually. I mean... You like all kinds of sex, you made a brother fuck his sister, you like bondage, etcetera. Basically, the more weird fetishes you have, the more interested he's going to wind up." Melina says.
 

Floozer

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"Huh... well, I won't think so highly of myself" slaps Alex gently with her hair "Stop that you. But goodness knows I could use some divine protection."
 

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"Weeeelll... Speaking of divine protection... If for some one in a trillion chance he decides to bless you with his armor... Bullet protection for life. And it's a thousand times better than shields. Full ballistic deflection. Even a rocket launcher is just gonna bounce off." She says, grinning.
 

Floozer

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"Damn! That is some great stuff! Didn't realize he could manifest so potently! But again, I won't think so highly of my self... Maybe a lucky dodge here and there would be nice... but who am I to make request of a god right?"
 

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"Weeeelll... As far as gods go, he's pretty young. Like... He's in his twenties, compared to the other guys, who are in their forties. You never know. I've heard he tends to get involved a lot. Being a god apparently hasn't rubbed off on him yet." She says with a wry chuckle.