The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)
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"Ohh. Okay. I see." He murmurs, piling his deck together and then shuffling the cards together. After a minute, he spreads them out again. "This does seem familiar. Must have been a game I played as a kid." He murmurs, smiling a little before turning over his next card, a nine of diamonds.
"True that. You know, I really wonder why humans consider diamond so fucking valuable. It's literally just a chunk of carbon. And not as rare as they claim." He says, shaking his head as he turns over a five of hearts.
"I swear. Like paper that decides whether or not an entire country is stable." He says, rolling his eyes and glancing down at her card. "Is that good or bad?"
"Umm... Okay..." He murmurs, turning over a Queen, before chuckling. "This is probably a good omen." He says, grinning.
"Mm... That applies to the future too, I suppose." He murmurs, chuckling and reaching over to turn her card over as well. "Well well well. Look what we have here!" He says, grinning and holding up another Queen.
He laughs and flips over his card, a king of diamonds. "Oi oi. Now this is getting weird. Does that mean we get married or what?" He asks, before laughing.
"So basically I'm going to try, and then you're going to bury me." He says with a snort. "How heartless. Casting off your loyal servant like a used tissue." He says, winking at her. And turning over the next card, a four of hearts. "But! I find love elsewhere, probably."
"Ooh. I get a harem! Yaaaay!" He says, cheering and doing a silly little dance, then turning over the next card, a two of spades. "But, apparently I screw it up like I do everything else." He says, laughing.
"Gaaah. You heartless monster, you..." He sighs dramatically, before flipping over his next card. A joker. "Aaaand I become the laughingstock of the city? Typical..." He says, chuckling.
Eventually, she winds up winning the game, and Khorvis chuckles. "Well, looks like my life is going to be spectacularly shitty after you become the Queen. So I might as well enjoy this now." He says, wriggling his head into her lap. "Still half an hour left. I wanna cuddle." He says, pushing her down.
He lets out a happy growl and snuggles up to her, his head buried in her breasts, and falls asleep almost immediately, hugging her tightly enough that it would require quite a bit of effort to escape.
After a while, his breath slows down, and his grip loosens slightly, giving her enough room to move, though she'd still have to be careful not to leave.
Or she could call Ash up and substitute her as the next body pillow.
Or she could call Ash up and substitute her as the next body pillow.
"Hmm? Oh sure. Big guy is fast asleep already, huh?" She murmurs, hopping onto the bed and crawling up to him. "He looks so calm and rested when he's asleep, doesn't he?" She asks, giggling and poking his nose. "And he's a pretty deep sleeper too. Like, a bomb could go off right next to him, and he wouldn't even notice."