The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

[Floozer]

"Useless... sack of... Ya know what buddy?" She points her finger at Jackal and sends a jolt of lightning... at his crotch.

 

[Archangel99]

He yelps in pain and hops away, whining as he holds his balls. Khorvis almost drops her from laughing his ass off, Squeaky joining in the fun.

 

[Floozer]

"Take that you snide bastard! I don't need to move quick to cast magic!" she yells at the scurrying Jackal. "That felt good... now then, Khorvis, this is Squeaky, she will be your boss as you fix my house."

 

[Archangel99]

He flips her the finger while limping off and whining in pain.
"Oh. Okay. Hi Squeaky." He says, nodding to her.
"Hi handsome! So I heard you trashed the place? What did you do?" She squeaks, giggling.
"Uuuuuhhhhh..."

 

[Floozer]

"He thought it would be a good idea to attack his mistress as a way of saying he was home. So I blasted him into the wall and he caused even more damage. So now he has to fix it and doesn't know a lick of mending magic."

 

[Archangel99]

Squeaky blinks, then sighs. "Why are men such idiots?" She groans.
"Because we actually know how to have fun and have absolutely no problem doing so?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

 

[Floozer]

"Trashing my house is fun?! Screw you dog breath! Now get me to the bath so I can clean up!"

 

[Archangel99]

"..... Ouch. Okay." He mumbles, hurrying upstairs with her in his arms as Squeaky laughs her ass off below. He quickly dumps her into the bathtub and turns on the water before rushing back downstairs to get started, and leaving her alone.

 

[Floozer]

She sighs and soaks in the hot water, slowly washing herself off and removing the sweat from another long work out.

 

[Archangel99]

A while later, she's finished with her bath, and luckily for her, Khorvis had left a towel lying on a nearby chair for her to use when she was done.

 

[Floozer]

She steps out and dries off before folding her wings over her body to form the usual dress and she heads down stairs to see how things are going.

 

[Archangel99]

Upon heading down, she sees that the place is almost spotless, and Khorvis is sweating like crazy, whereas Squeaky is just taking care of the fine details.

 

[Floozer]

"Hey! I see you got the place looking pretty good again! Thanks a bunch Squeaky!"

 

[Archangel99]

"You're welcome! He did most of the work, but I might as well take the credit, since he destroyed it in the first place." She says with a giggle.

 

[Floozer]

She laughs as well and moves up to Squeaky, giving her a kiss on the cheek "Such a good teacher!"

 

[Archangel99]

"That I am! Now was there anything else you needed or should I head off?" She asks with a smile.

 

[Floozer]

"Nope, that was all I needed, thanks a bunch Squeaky!"

 

[Archangel99]

She nods, and giggles one last time at Khorvis before fluttering out of the house.
"God... Fucking... Damn... So... Fucking... Tired!" He wheezes from the floor.

 

[Floozer]

"Welcome to my world big guy. Maybe next time you will think twice about destroying my stuff!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh for fuck's sake..." He groans, fighting to right himself. "This is all a big deal over nothing!"

 

[Floozer]

"That is what you say, but this is my house and I had to pay for it! So stop breaking my stuff!"

 

[Archangel99]

"You didn't have to pay for it! You won a prize!" He groans, getting to his feet. "It hardly came out of your own pocket!"

 

[Floozer]

"Shut your wolf face! My house, don't break it!" She bonks his head lightly "Let this be lesson for you!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Blaaaah. Whatever." He says, swinging her into his arms and walking into the TV room to dump her onto the laps of Syresh, Goren, and Felicia, who were all watching TV.

 

[Floozer]

She lands with an off and smiles up at them "Hello girls! how is it going?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Uhh... Okay, I suppose. We were all laughing at the idiot who broke the house and had to repair it." Felicia says, giggling at Khorvis.
"Don't make me assrape you till you can't walk, woman!" He groans from where he's playing with Helia on the floor.

 

[Floozer]

"It is an easy thing to laugh at for certain. so, anything good on the tv or just same old crap?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Nah... Same old. Queen is having some parade or the other for herself." Syresh murmurs, stroking Phorsaal's hair.
"Well, she's gotta keep her image fresh in the minds of the people. I don't blame her." Felicia says, shrugging.

 

[Floozer]

"It's true... if you just stay in that castle people will forget about you... gotta remember who is in charge and how hot she is."

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmhm. She is pretty hot." Khorvis says, glancing at the TV and smirking slightly. "I mean... Check out those curves, man. Damn!"