The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

Floozer

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"Curiosity mostly! I mean, a portal just suddenly opens up with a new gate watcher and claims taht harpies and canines are real! Of course we are going to run inside and see if that is true! Haha, consider my curiosity partially sated!"
 

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"Mm... I suppose that makes sense... I am rather sorry we have nothing to offer you in the ways of entertainment." Mary says, inclining her head.

[I said Mary was the oldest, right?]
 

Floozer

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[I believe so]

"Oh don't worry about it... letting us sit by your fire was more than enough kidness from you all. Question... can harpies use magic?"
 

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"No idea really. We both were after a Lizan or two and he had plans to get the whole village with some kind of sleeping drip I think." He says look over at the doctor eyeing her up.
 

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"Only the healing kind..." Mary murmurs.

"Hmm... Bad idea really. Need to leave stock for the others too. Business things." She murmurs. All he can see is that the doctor is wearing glasses, and has her brown hair back in a bun. The rest of her body is hidden by a roomy labcoat.
 

Floozer

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"Oh! Healing magic is really important!" She says, trying to reassure the harpy "In fact, if my buddy here didn't know healing magic, I would probably be dead!"
 

Archangel99

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"True. Her guts were almost spilled out on the floor by a Ravener. I could see them when I was patching her up." Jackal says, laughing as their eyebrows go up.
 

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"Mmhmm..." She finishes working on Ragnar before moving over to him. "Hmm... Let your slave do all the fighting? Your wounds are less serious." She says with a wry chuckle as she starts bandaging him.
 

Floozer

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"For context... Raveners come in all shapes and sizes and the vast majority of them want nothing more than to kill you and eat you. Nasty creatures... some of them can even use magic!"
 

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"Oh come on. Not the vast majority. Maybe half of them want to eat you. The other half wants to rape you silly." Jackal says with a snort.
 

Floozer

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"Oooooh, excuse me, how silly of me to forget. Roughly have want to eat you, the other half want to rape you... and the last 1% want to be left alone and sleep!"
 

Khorne

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"He wanted to kill the other demon so I killed the slave that was with him then helped out killing him in the end." He says as she bandages him up.
 

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"You mean 0.1%." Jackal says, chuckling.

"Forget about us providing entertainment. These two are entertainment enough!" Sophie says with a giggle.

"Sophie. Manners." Mary says, frowning and elbowing her.

"Oops. Sorry."
 

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"I see." Is all she says, and then she's done before they know it.

"Your total comes to 250 Cs." She says.
 

Floozer

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"Oh it is fine, we are basically a running comedy act at the best of times." She says with a chuckle "But yes, all the portals we know of are out in the dead lands... which is full of raveners. I actually have one as a friend which is really cool! I call her Amber. she looks... kind of like a harpy... but different. i knokw, that makes no sense, but you would have to see her to get what I mean."
 

Archangel99

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"Ah. I see." Mary nods a bit. "And she's a... Ravener, you called her? She must be like... A sort of primal version of us?" She asks, shrugging.
 

Khorne

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He counts out the chips and gives them to her. "Her you go. Have a nice day doc." Gaknar says as they walk out the door. "Ok let's go and sell the ring, and then go home and fuck the women for the rest of the day." He says with a smile.
 

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"Couldn't agree more..." Ragnar says with a chuckle. "Except this time, why don't I fuck the little red girls? You can have my wife." He says with a chuckle.
 

Floozer

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"that is actually a really good way to think about it, thanks! She is like a primal harpy, more animal than sentient... but still really cute and nice when you give her a chance."
 

Khorne

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"Agreed she could use a good fuck." Ha puts an arm around Ragnar's shoulder as they walk to a arms store yo sell the ring.
 

Archangel99

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"I see. Rather interesting. So... Do you believe in a god of sorts?" She asks.

They walk to Rakon's shop once more, and the blacksmith looks up as they enter. "Ah. You're back. Can I help you?"
"I'll.let you do the talking." Ragnar says, slapping the ring into Gaknar's hand.
 

Khorne

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"Hello again. Can you please tell us how much I can get for this?" Gaknar says as he puts the ring down on the counter in front of Rakon.
 

Floozer

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"Eh, not really. We do have a queen that we look to when big things need to be taken care of, but other than that we just do everything ourselves ya know? I know some people like to worship but that just isn't our thing... unless we are the ones being worshiped... bit of an ego as you can see." She says with a bashful grin.
 

Archangel99

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"Hmm.... Interesting make... I'll give you 500 for it." He says, putting it back down.

"I see. What can you tell us about this Queen?" Mary asks, tilting her head in a bird-like fashion.

"Uhhh... She's hot." Jackal blurts out before realising what he just did, and laughing.
 

Floozer

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"yes, she is an omnibus... which is one of the most powerful demons around, a fusion of a succubus and incubus, very rare. She sits on the unholy throne and guides our people through big events. For the most part we don't need her every day, but she does keep the rules in tact so people don't just do whatever they want to whoever they want."
 

Khorne

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"Based on what It can do. I feel like it should be worth at least 700 chips." Gaknar says while tapping his finguer on the counter.